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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #60 on: June 19, 2017, 09:36:10 AM »

My son called me last night about 9:30 my time and said Dad :o :o :o :o WTF do I do?????   Well what is the problem, YIKES!  On his patio right outside the door!

Ultimately the monster was killed but he was a few inches under 6' long!  Seems to be a Banded Water Snake, not venomous but scary as hell and looks a hell of a lot like a water moccasin/cotton mouth which usually do not get much more than 3 to 3-1/2 feet long.
Should have flown out there and dispatched it for him.  Seems like you can't relo soon enough.
Impressive specimen in any case.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #61 on: June 19, 2017, 09:36:18 AM »

Speaking of pork roll, we have this gem of a story...

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/lawsuit_filed_by_wife_of_man_fire_for_passing_gas.html
"Richard Cass' flatulence problems began after the then-420 pound man underwent gastric bypass surgery in 2010. He then began experiencing issues with "extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea," according to the lawsuit.
Sounds like a model employee.  Maybe Tony can get him a job at the UN.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #62 on: June 19, 2017, 09:37:31 AM »

What did everyone run out for a pork roll egg and cheese sandwich at the same time?  Sheesh!
Mmmmm, I wish.
It can be ordered.  No FS however...

http://www.caseporkrollnj.com/products
Yeah, I've actually looked into getting some, but the shipping is too much to make it worth it. I think next year at CF I'll have one of you guys bring me a case, and I'll bring a cooler to take it home in. Lol
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #63 on: June 19, 2017, 09:45:45 AM »

My son called me last night about 9:30 my time and said Dad :o :o :o :o WTF do I do?????   Well what is the problem, YIKES!  On his patio right outside the door!

Ultimately the monster was killed but he was a few inches under 6' long!  Seems to be a Banded Water Snake, not venomous but scary as hell and looks a hell of a lot like a water moccasin/cotton mouth which usually do not get much more than 3 to 3-1/2 feet long.
So what did he do? I mean, besides take a picture of it.
Shovels are usually the dispatching method of choice.
Well obviously everyone here knows what I would have done and what I told him to do but he had concerns about firing off a 12 gauge at 11:00 pm in the neighborhood.........   You can fire off one shot anytime anywhere when nobody is looking and get away with it but don't fire off two or three.

He summoned his next door neighbor  and they used two shovels to quickly bring the perpetrator down!   Rats, mice and probably the DIL's miniature poodle would all be likely targets.   
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #64 on: June 19, 2017, 09:46:47 AM »

Not bad pricing on Ashton VSG's at the Place today. Have done better, but not by much.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #65 on: June 19, 2017, 09:49:22 AM »

Especially like the deal on the Sis....Crowned Heads sampler, down to $39.99 from an MSRP of $40.00....and claiming that's an 18% discount..... ::)
Didn't we get this for $30 at one time?
Well, if you want to take a walk down memory lane about what we used to get.... :-[
I knew it!  April 2016 from the Place...Crowned Heads 6 Shooter Sampler, $27.96, FS.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #66 on: June 19, 2017, 09:51:18 AM »

My son called me last night about 9:30 my time and said Dad :o :o :o :o WTF do I do?????   Well what is the problem, YIKES!  On his patio right outside the door!

Ultimately the monster was killed but he was a few inches under 6' long!  Seems to be a Banded Water Snake, not venomous but scary as hell and looks a hell of a lot like a water moccasin/cotton mouth which usually do not get much more than 3 to 3-1/2 feet long.
So what did he do? I mean, besides take a picture of it.
Shovels are usually the dispatching method of choice.
Well obviously everyone here knows what I would have done and what I told him to do but he had concerns about firing off a 12 gauge at 11:00 pm in the neighborhood.........   You can fire off one shot anytime anywhere when nobody is looking and get away with it but don't fire off two or three.

He summoned his next door neighbor  and they used two shovels to quickly bring the perpetrator down!   Rats, mice and probably the DIL's miniature poodle would all be likely targets.
Dean's possum nursery must be crawling with snakes wanting some of that action.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #67 on: June 19, 2017, 09:52:46 AM »

My son called me last night about 9:30 my time and said Dad :o :o :o :o WTF do I do?????   Well what is the problem, YIKES!  On his patio right outside the door!

Ultimately the monster was killed but he was a few inches under 6' long!  Seems to be a Banded Water Snake, not venomous but scary as hell and looks a hell of a lot like a water moccasin/cotton mouth which usually do not get much more than 3 to 3-1/2 feet long.
Should have flown out there and dispatched it for him.  Seems like you can't relo soon enough.
Impressive specimen in any case.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #68 on: June 19, 2017, 09:53:57 AM »

Speaking of pork roll, we have this gem of a story...

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/lawsuit_filed_by_wife_of_man_fire_for_passing_gas.html
"Richard Cass' flatulence problems began after the then-420 pound man underwent gastric bypass surgery in 2010. He then began experiencing issues with "extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea," according to the lawsuit.
Sounds like a model employee.  Maybe Tony can get him a job at the UN.
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I'm offended.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2017, 10:00:29 AM »

Not bad pricing on Ashton VSG's at the Place today. Have done better, but not by much.
Well with that seal of approval I had to buy a few.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2017, 10:02:33 AM »

Speaking of pork roll, we have this gem of a story...

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/03/lawsuit_filed_by_wife_of_man_fire_for_passing_gas.html
"Richard Cass' flatulence problems began after the then-420 pound man underwent gastric bypass surgery in 2010. He then began experiencing issues with "extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea," according to the lawsuit.
Sounds like a model employee.  Maybe Tony can get him a job at the UN.
He'd fit right in in the US Congress.

Morning, muchachos.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #71 on: June 19, 2017, 10:03:29 AM »

Not bad pricing on Ashton VSG's at the Place today. Have done better, but not by much.
Well with that seal of approval I had to buy a few.
You're not going to ask me to prove it in the next 7 minutes? 
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #72 on: June 19, 2017, 10:03:52 AM »

Good morning guys. Deadbeat landlord came over to replace my thermostat while I was out all day. I got home around 9:30 last night and walked into a blast furnace.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #73 on: June 19, 2017, 10:06:17 AM »

Good morning guys. Deadbeat landlord came over to replace my thermostat while I was out all day. I got home around 9:30 last night and walked into a blast furnace.
All those little colored wires, so confusing!  Morning OverHeatedDean.
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Re: 6/19/2017
« Reply #74 on: June 19, 2017, 10:07:22 AM »

Good morning guys. Deadbeat landlord came over to replace my thermostat while I was out all day. I got home around 9:30 last night and walked into a blast furnace.
That's indoors?  Blast furnace, indeed.
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