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[Travellin Dave]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

God is the last hope for them all.

We got the royal treatment. I did a little lobbying for the 2nd amendment. Offered a few bribes, but no takers.

Small potatoes.....not likely that change from your lunch purchase will get you something with these pro's.

[Travellin Dave]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Whew, I thought he was going to ask what a condom was...

[razgueado]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

God is the last hope for them all.

We got the royal treatment. I did a little lobbying for the 2nd amendment. Offered a few bribes, but no takers.

Small potatoes.....not likely that change from your lunch purchase will get you something with these pro's.

Lunch money? Sheeeeeiiiit. I was offering 15-year-old scotch and Cuban cigars. You'd think that would at least buy one vote.

[flip from jersey]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Paper with dead presidents on it (except for Hamilton & Franklin).

[LuvTooGolf]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

God is the last hope for them all.

We got the royal treatment. I did a little lobbying for the 2nd amendment. Offered a few bribes, but no takers.

Small potatoes.....not likely that change from your lunch purchase will get you something with these pro's.

Lunch money? Sheeeeeiiiit. I was offering 15-year-old scotch and Cuban cigars. You'd think that would at least buy one vote.

I think you were supposed to offer pipelines and border walls.

[razgueado]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

God is the last hope for them all.

We got the royal treatment. I did a little lobbying for the 2nd amendment. Offered a few bribes, but no takers.

Small potatoes.....not likely that change from your lunch purchase will get you something with these pro's.

Lunch money? Sheeeeeiiiit. I was offering 15-year-old scotch and Cuban cigars. You'd think that would at least buy one vote.

I think you were supposed to offer pipelines and border walls.

King County would like a border wall to eliminate the threat from the rest of the state to their liberal sanctuary kingdom. But they'd have to give up the 31st legislative district where I live. It was the only district in the state that went for Trump, but still...lotsa money in it.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Whew, I thought he was going to ask what a condom was...

What is wrong with calling them Rubbers it worked for a gazillion years, where the hell did this Condom term come from?  PC BUllshit I am sure! Sheesh!

[razgueado]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Whew, I thought he was going to ask what a condom was...

What is wrong with calling them Rubbers it worked for a gazillion years, where the hell did this Condom term come from?  PC BUllshit I am sure! Sheesh!

Nothing, I suppose. Except that they aren't rubber, and haven't been in a long time.

Hmmm...were they ever? Didn't they go straight from animal membranes to latex?

[South Carolina Redfish]

If I can just make it 15-20 more minutes all will be fine.

[LuvTooGolf]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Whew, I thought he was going to ask what a condom was...

What is wrong with calling them Rubbers it worked for a gazillion years, where the hell did this Condom term come from?  PC BUllshit I am sure! Sheesh!

Fuckin' commie rubber makers!

[FloridaDean]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

God is the last hope for them all.

We got the royal treatment. I did a little lobbying for the 2nd amendment. Offered a few bribes, but no takers.

you give bribes? at what cost?

[FloridaDean]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Whew, I thought he was going to ask what a condom was...

oh, I know what they are, just chose not to use them. all hook ups require a medical exam.

[FloridaDean]

hmmmm, County Sheriff just backed into a driveway two houses down. private developement, dead end street.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Okay, gots to step out the office for a while. My dad's giving the opening prayer for today's session of the state senate, so going to observe.

Is he going to tell them that they haven't got a prayer?

In God We Trust, politicians definately not.

All others pay cash?

what's cash?

Whew, I thought he was going to ask what a condom was...

What is wrong with calling them Rubbers it worked for a gazillion years, where the hell did this Condom term come from?  PC BUllshit I am sure! Sheesh!

Nothing, I suppose. Except that they aren't rubber, and haven't been in a long time.

Hmmm...were they ever? Didn't they go straight from animal membranes to latex?

The first rubber vulcanization process was invented by Charles Goodyear in 1839 and patented in 1844.  The first rubber condom was produced in 1855.  Mass production of rubbers started in the late 1850's.

So now it would be proper to call them Latex's I guess.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I am out of here and tomorrow is my Little Friday.