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[Travellin Dave]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Man dies at Voodoo Doughnut in Denver after attempting Tex-Ass doughnut challenge

http://dining.blog.austin360.com/2017/04/04/man-dies-at-voodoo-doughnut-in-denver-after-attempting-tex-ass-doughnut-challenge/

Didn't some college kid just die choking on pancakes during an eating contest? Crazy sumbitches need to learn how to chew!

Don't chew when you're trying to beat the clock or shove down a couple of pounds of food , just bite and swallow.

Well there are two that don't chew no-moe!

[South Carolina Redfish]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

Spoken like A true Democrat.

[LuvTooGolf]

Man dies at Voodoo Doughnut in Denver after attempting Tex-Ass doughnut challenge

http://dining.blog.austin360.com/2017/04/04/man-dies-at-voodoo-doughnut-in-denver-after-attempting-tex-ass-doughnut-challenge/

Didn't some college kid just die choking on pancakes during an eating contest? Crazy sumbitches need to learn how to chew!

Don't chew when you're trying to beat the clock or shove down a couple of pounds of food , just bite and swallow.

Not if you want to live, apparently.

[LuvTooGolf]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

Spoken like A true Democrat.

#fakenews

[Travellin Dave]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

Spoken like A true Democrat.

Not true sir.  I belong to the party of alternate facts and fake news.

[LuvTooGolf]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

Spoken like A true Democrat.

Not true sir.  I belong to the party of alternate facts and fake news.

Which means his response makes sense. Cause to Republicans, that party is the Democrat. To Democrats, that party is most definitely the Republicans.

[Threebean]

For you IT types, possible future opportunity in Austin.  But don't get too worked up just yet, they have yet to "negotiate"
with the Austin City Council, which is a schittshow all its own.
https://communityimpact.com/austin/northwest-austin/city-county/2017/04/04/10-things-know-mercks-proposal-come-austin/

[cigarbreath]

Man dies at Voodoo Doughnut in Denver after attempting Tex-Ass doughnut challenge

http://dining.blog.austin360.com/2017/04/04/man-dies-at-voodoo-doughnut-in-denver-after-attempting-tex-ass-doughnut-challenge/

Didn't some college kid just die choking on pancakes during an eating contest? Crazy sumbitches need to learn how to chew!

Don't chew when you're trying to beat the clock or shove down a couple of pounds of food , just bite and swallow.

Well there are two that don't chew no-moe!

That'll learn 'em.

[cigarbreath]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

Spoken like A true Democrat.

Not true sir.  I belong to the party of alternate facts and fake news.

Which means his response makes sense. Cause to Republicans, that party is the Democrat. To Democrats, that party is most definitely the Republicans.

Poltical finger pointing?  Say it ain't so!

[cigarbreath]

great! I get to meet and interview my first Primary Care Physician tomorrow morning. none too soon the way my body has felt the past few weeks.

Might help if you didn't beat it up.

[LuvTooGolf]

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572

Is that Johnny's lake?   

Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.

LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.

Yea, I know, but why should I let facts get in the way of a joke or a Johnny reference.

Spoken like A true Democrat.

Not true sir.  I belong to the party of alternate facts and fake news.

Which means his response makes sense. Cause to Republicans, that party is the Democrat. To Democrats, that party is most definitely the Republicans.

Poltical finger pointing?  Say it ain't so!

Hey, during the Republican debates, they were all talking about the size of their dicks. I think we're lucky if all they're pointing now is fingers.

[LuvTooGolf]

great! I get to meet and interview my first Primary Care Physician tomorrow morning. none too soon the way my body has felt the past few weeks.

Might help if you didn't beat it up.

You might as well tell a fish not to swim.

[FloridaDean]

great! I get to meet and interview my first Primary Care Physician tomorrow morning. none too soon the way my body has felt the past few weeks.

Might help if you didn't beat it up.

very true Mike, very true.

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh!