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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #120 on: April 04, 2017, 12:06:21 PM »

So the house behind us, older people, were moving down to NC to be closer to family. Tried selling the house and just couldn't get it done. Finally rented it out. New people are loud as hell, always arguing, they have a dog they leave out all the time that's constantly barking.

Well, wife comes back from dropping the kids off at school today and there's a big black SUV parked next to the house (we live on a corner). She pulls in the drive, the SUV pulls in next to her. Fucking US Marshalls, asking about our new neighbor. Apparently, shit's about to go down. Lol
Let us know when the marksman sets up post in your bedroom...
Get the video going I want to see the bullet hit, oops it is the government so will probably miss.
Been too many years since Waco for them, could be quite the show going down behind Golf's house.
will too many bullet holes, cost them their security deposit?
Hello boys.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #121 on: April 04, 2017, 12:09:25 PM »

So the house behind us, older people, were moving down to NC to be closer to family. Tried selling the house and just couldn't get it done. Finally rented it out. New people are loud as hell, always arguing, they have a dog they leave out all the time that's constantly barking.

Well, wife comes back from dropping the kids off at school today and there's a big black SUV parked next to the house (we live on a corner). She pulls in the drive, the SUV pulls in next to her. Fucking US Marshalls, asking about our new neighbor. Apparently, shit's about to go down. Lol
Let us know when the marksman sets up post in your bedroom...
Get the video going I want to see the bullet hit, oops it is the government so will probably miss.
Been too many years since Waco for them, could be quite the show going down behind Golf's house.
will too many bullet holes, cost them their security deposit?
Hello boys.
Morning/Afternoon Flip
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #122 on: April 04, 2017, 12:11:32 PM »

Man dies at Voodoo Doughnut in Denver after attempting Tex-Ass doughnut challenge

http://dining.blog.austin360.com/2017/04/04/man-dies-at-voodoo-doughnut-in-denver-after-attempting-tex-ass-doughnut-challenge/
Has anyone heard from Tony this morning?
He posted several times this morning. So yes.
Phew. I mean, seems a long way to travel, but just wanted to be sure he was still with us.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #123 on: April 04, 2017, 12:12:31 PM »

we may think it's Tuesday, but NJ Transit thinks it's Saturday...
trains once an hour, except during late rush hour, when there isn't any....
My bartender picked me up at Newark Penn Station, last night, when the delayed 6:51 train,
which left after 8pm decided it was not going to stop in Secaucus.  Train crew wanted
to rush to their relief crew, at Newark Penn Station.  Next train heading back to Secaucus
was cancelled, and the following one just sat there.  Got off the train & called Shadow.
He wouldn't take any Uber fees, but I bought him a couple of drinks.  8)
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #124 on: April 04, 2017, 12:18:26 PM »

So the house behind us, older people, were moving down to NC to be closer to family. Tried selling the house and just couldn't get it done. Finally rented it out. New people are loud as hell, always arguing, they have a dog they leave out all the time that's constantly barking.

Well, wife comes back from dropping the kids off at school today and there's a big black SUV parked next to the house (we live on a corner). She pulls in the drive, the SUV pulls in next to her. Fucking US Marshalls, asking about our new neighbor. Apparently, shit's about to go down. Lol
Let us know when the marksman sets up post in your bedroom...
Get the video going I want to see the bullet hit, oops it is the government so will probably miss.
Been too many years since Waco for them, could be quite the show going down behind Golf's house.
will too many bullet holes, cost them their security deposit?
Hello boys.
You don't have to worry about a lot of bullet holes unless the Marshalls have to bring in the FBI. The Marshalls serve warrants. If shooting starts, they call in the FBI and go for coffee until the FBI has killed or cuffed the suspect. ;-)

I always thought being a Marshall would be the kind of LEO career I'd choose, if I'd ever wanted to be a LEO.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #125 on: April 04, 2017, 12:20:59 PM »

So the house behind us, older people, were moving down to NC to be closer to family. Tried selling the house and just couldn't get it done. Finally rented it out. New people are loud as hell, always arguing, they have a dog they leave out all the time that's constantly barking.

Well, wife comes back from dropping the kids off at school today and there's a big black SUV parked next to the house (we live on a corner). She pulls in the drive, the SUV pulls in next to her. Fucking US Marshalls, asking about our new neighbor. Apparently, shit's about to go down. Lol
Let us know when the marksman sets up post in your bedroom...
Get the video going I want to see the bullet hit, oops it is the government so will probably miss.
Been too many years since Waco for them, could be quite the show going down behind Golf's house.
will too many bullet holes, cost them their security deposit?
Hello boys.
You don't have to worry about a lot of bullet holes unless the Marshalls have to bring in the FBI. The Marshalls serve warrants. If shooting starts, they call in the FBI and go for coffee until the FBI has killed or cuffed the suspect. ;-)

I always thought being a Marshall would be the kind of LEO career I'd choose, if I'd ever wanted to be a LEO.
i'm more the Keystone Kop kind of guy...
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #126 on: April 04, 2017, 12:25:39 PM »

So the house behind us, older people, were moving down to NC to be closer to family. Tried selling the house and just couldn't get it done. Finally rented it out. New people are loud as hell, always arguing, they have a dog they leave out all the time that's constantly barking.

Well, wife comes back from dropping the kids off at school today and there's a big black SUV parked next to the house (we live on a corner). She pulls in the drive, the SUV pulls in next to her. Fucking US Marshalls, asking about our new neighbor. Apparently, shit's about to go down. Lol
Let us know when the marksman sets up post in your bedroom...
Get the video going I want to see the bullet hit, oops it is the government so will probably miss.
Been too many years since Waco for them, could be quite the show going down behind Golf's house.
will too many bullet holes, cost them their security deposit?
Hello boys.
You don't have to worry about a lot of bullet holes unless the Marshalls have to bring in the FBI. The Marshalls serve warrants. If shooting starts, they call in the FBI and go for coffee until the FBI has killed or cuffed the suspect. ;-)

I always thought being a Marshall would be the kind of LEO career I'd choose, if I'd ever wanted to be a LEO.
i'm more the Keystone Kop kind of guy...
We know.

Morning, Flip.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #127 on: April 04, 2017, 12:44:28 PM »

Tacos!  Yum Yum
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #128 on: April 04, 2017, 12:49:08 PM »

great! I get to meet and interview my first Primary Care Physician tomorrow morning. none too soon the way my body has felt the past few weeks.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #129 on: April 04, 2017, 12:49:38 PM »

afternoon flip and RazMan.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #130 on: April 04, 2017, 01:02:35 PM »

afternoon flip and RazMan.
Howdy, Deano. Sorry to hear you been hurtin'. Too many women'll do that to you.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #131 on: April 04, 2017, 01:06:18 PM »

afternoon flip and RazMan.
Howdy, Deano. Sorry to hear you been hurtin'. Too many women'll do that to you.
think it has more to do with lack of meds, health care, and doing too much work. the women help make me feel better, especially the redhead's pool. just don't get to use it much.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #132 on: April 04, 2017, 01:20:55 PM »

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572
Is that Johnny's lake?   ;)
???
Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #133 on: April 04, 2017, 01:26:19 PM »

This was about 2 miles from my house on Sunday Morning:

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90105&siteSection=90105_pp&videoId=32211572
Is that Johnny's lake?   ;)
???
Just made me think of the little pond that had previously been dried up on Johnny's property that he used to always talk about during the drought.
LOL, that is Lake Travis, 65 miles long and 75 feet deep in places.
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Re: 4/4/2017
« Reply #134 on: April 04, 2017, 01:26:54 PM »

Man dies at Voodoo Doughnut in Denver after attempting Tex-Ass doughnut challenge

http://dining.blog.austin360.com/2017/04/04/man-dies-at-voodoo-doughnut-in-denver-after-attempting-tex-ass-doughnut-challenge/
Didn't some college kid just die choking on pancakes during an eating contest? Crazy sumbitches need to learn how to chew!
Don't chew when you're trying to beat the clock or shove down a couple of pounds of food , just bite and swallow.
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