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[FloridaDean]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

I can imagine that's rough on you. sorry.

[FloridaDean]

Morning men, and Fishy.

morning Mark.

[sfish]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

I haven't played in 2 years, since the back operation. Should be nice and rusty

[FloridaDean]

"...approved new legislation to make it illegal for federal employers to surf porn on the job."  That's funny, can't just tell people you're fired if you do it, has to be made illegal.

I guess the Federal IT guys web blockers need updating?

[sfish]

Morning men, and Fishy.

GFY!...and your lack of a finished bathroom!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Sheesh Again!

Another federal worker was caught watching pornography on the job.

Internal investigators with the Commerce Department said they found 300 pornographic images and videos on a hard drive used by a U.S. Patent and Trademark Office employee. The agency's internal web filters blocked access to a site suspected of hosting child pornography, they said.

They declined to say which trademark office location was involved. There are several across the country.

The worker resigned and moved before the agency could take some type of disciplinary action. He'd previously been disciplined in a prior case.

Earlier this month, the News4 I-Team reported about 100 cases in recent years in which federal agencies found employees watching egregious quantities of pornography.

Formal investigations into the behavior were launched, and the House Oversight Committee approved new legislation to make it illegal for federal employers to surf porn on the job.

Remind me not to take a job with a federal agency. They're friggin uptight.

[FloridaDean]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

I haven't played in 2 years, since the back operation. Should be nice and rusty

I haven't played in two weeks and I'm always rusty.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

Plus, this year I'm back to having Saturdays off, so that'll free up some more time. Hopefully, that helps, too.

Yeah, I'm sure it will. 

Well, I only golfed twice last year, and 0 times the year before that, so it's not like I can do much worse.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Bean and Dean

[Travellin Dave]

Congratulations 30K Travellin Dave

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congrats Dave.

Thanks Dean.  Good Morning!

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

I haven't played in 2 years, since the back operation. Should be nice and rusty

But obviously saved up two years of excuses.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

I haven't played in 2 years, since the back operation. Should be nice and rusty

I haven't played in two weeks and I'm always rusty.

But that's because your hinges need to be oiled....

[Travellin Dave]

"...approved new legislation to make it illegal for federal employers to surf porn on the job."  That's funny, can't just tell people you're fired if you do it, has to be made illegal.

I guess the Federal IT guys web blockers need updating?

Heck no.  They are still working on Commodore computers.

[A Friend of Charlie]

good morning three Daves, a Tony, and a Scott.
70° heading for low 80's.
Oliva O maduro torp and coffee here.

Good morning, Dean.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, Tuesday bitches.

Morning Dave, looking forward to The Masters this weekend

Hell yes. First one with my new 4k tv, looking for those azaleas to pop! Might even find my way out to the garage to set up my new vise and start regripping my clubs.

Yeah, we don't want you to lose grip and let a club fly at Andy's crotch...you might hit Nate in the head

Bam!

maybe regripping your clubs will help motivate you to use them more often?

It's never the motivation I need, it's the time and the money. But hopefully, if my dad stays away from car accidents that break his back and his ribs, then perhaps I'll golf a bit more this year. Lol

I haven't played in 2 years, since the back operation. Should be nice and rusty

I haven't played in two weeks and I'm always rusty.

But that's because your hinges need to be oiled....

I think he gets his hinge oiled more than anyone else here.