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[LuvTooGolf]

Ah, the definition of Blarney...

Donald Trump marked St Patrick's Day by reading out an Irish proverb, which is more likely to be Nigerian.
"Always remember to forget the friends that have proved untrue. But never forget to remember those that have stuck by you," it read.
"It's a great phrase," the president said, adding that he had "heard it for many, many years and I love it".
That was a surprise to many Irish people on social media, who said that they had never heard it before.
President Trump delivered the proverb as he was hosting an event with Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny in Washington.

But,
St Patrick is also patron saint of Nigeria, which could be part of the confusion... (and an alternative truth for Spicer to reference)
[source, BBC news]

Time to melt snowflake, you lost.

Yeah, no one knows Irish proverbs better than Drumpf, believe me.

[Travellin Dave]

Ah, the definition of Blarney...

Donald Trump marked St Patrick's Day by reading out an Irish proverb, which is more likely to be Nigerian.
"Always remember to forget the friends that have proved untrue. But never forget to remember those that have stuck by you," it read.
"It's a great phrase," the president said, adding that he had "heard it for many, many years and I love it".
That was a surprise to many Irish people on social media, who said that they had never heard it before.
President Trump delivered the proverb as he was hosting an event with Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny in Washington.

But,
St Patrick is also patron saint of Nigeria, which could be part of the confusion... (and an alternative truth for Spicer to reference)
[source, BBC news]

Time to melt snowflake, you lost.

As did we all....well except for the comedians, they have material to last a whole career.

[A Friend of Charlie]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

[Travellin Dave]

Probably going with the Redbreast instead of the Tullamore Dew today.  Then again, Tullamore Dew hasn't been made in Tullamore in decades, moved it to Dublin, but they just finished a brand new distillery in Tullamore thanks to the resurgence in whiskey interest.  Here's a picture of the new (which I hope to tour on the next trip over) and the original, which is right down the street from my hotel and is now a museum (but does offer samples)

[Travellin Dave]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

Yea, what Tony said!

[Travellin Dave]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

Yea, what Tony said!

Maybe Bean will have slaw with his fish today....that's cabbage....

[Travellin Dave]

I know CarolinaDave is fast with the Pornhub references, so I thought I'd beat him to it.  (link is not to pornhub)

http://cheezburger.com/8759799296/2016-st-patricks-day-pornhub-searches-infogrpahic

[A Friend of Charlie]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

Yea, what Tony said!

Maybe Bean will have slaw with his fish today....that's cabbage....

I'm hungry. Think I'll go find me some grub before I hit the books.

[LuvTooGolf]

I know CarolinaDave is fast with the Pornhub references, so I thought I'd beat him to it.  (link is not to pornhub)

http://cheezburger.com/8759799296/2016-st-patricks-day-pornhub-searches-infogrpahic

LALTS, clover? What is that person expecting to find?

[Travellin Dave]

And for flip on his commutes today...
http://cheezburger.com/412165/7-types-of-drunks-to-avoid-this-st-patricks-day

[LuvTooGolf]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

Yea, what Tony said!

Maybe Bean will have slaw with his fish today....that's cabbage....

I'm hungry. Think I'll go find me some grub before I hit the books.

In case you need some Billy Madison-like motivation:

[Travellin Dave]

I know CarolinaDave is fast with the Pornhub references, so I thought I'd beat him to it.  (link is not to pornhub)

http://cheezburger.com/8759799296/2016-st-patricks-day-pornhub-searches-infogrpahic

LALTS, clover? What is that person expecting to find?

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to!   

[FloridaDean]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

can't stand the gas.

[Threebean]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

can't stand the gas.

But that's the fun part!

[Threebean]

corned beef is on the stove. should be ready around 5pm or so.

Sheesh, it should be well done!

I like to cook it low and slow for about 6-8 hours. no cabbage, just meat, potatoes, carrots, and onions.

No cabbage with all the same other ingredients for me also but low and slow for a couple of hours.

What's with all the "no cabbage", ya bunch of commies?

Yea, what Tony said!

Maybe Bean will have slaw with his fish today....that's cabbage....

Good slaw makes or breaks it.