God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish.
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.
Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.
(writer G K Chesterton)
Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
(author- Johnathon Swift)
I once read about the evils of drink, so I gave up reading.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!
Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!"
I spent a lot of good money on drink, women and cars, the rest I just squandered
(soccer player George Best)
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
(soccer player George Best)
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
(again George Best)