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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2017, 02:15:51 PM »

Danica couldn't even get moving after her introduction. what, was she waiting to be rear ended BEFORE the race?
May the bitch be the first crash!
That's not very gentlemanlike.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2017, 02:17:53 PM »

A ten-year old boy was at the center of a Maricopa County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Danica Patrick, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone."
Dang. I thought I was reading a true story. You got me.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2017, 02:22:45 PM »

Danica couldn't even get moving after her introduction. what, was she waiting to be rear ended BEFORE the race?
May the bitch be the first crash!
That's not very gentlemanlike.
GFY
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #63 on: February 26, 2017, 02:23:40 PM »

Danica couldn't even get moving after her introduction. what, was she waiting to be rear ended BEFORE the race?
May the bitch be the first crash!
That's not very gentlemanlike.
GFY
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2017, 02:24:23 PM »

Danica couldn't even get moving after her introduction. what, was she waiting to be rear ended BEFORE the race?
May the bitch be the first crash!
That's not very gentlemanlike.
neither is Ricky Stenhouse.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #65 on: February 26, 2017, 02:59:36 PM »

Medical Examiner called to my newest recovery buddy. he no longer suffers.
I'm sorry to hear that, Dean. My condolences.
the park just asked if I'd keep his little dog until tomorrow when the family arrives.
meet Little Bear.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2017, 03:25:58 PM »

Medical Examiner called to my newest recovery buddy. he no longer suffers.
I'm sorry to hear that, Dean. My condolences.
the park just asked if I'd keep his little dog until tomorrow when the family arrives.
meet Little Bear.
Little Bear, I used to have a  Belgian Shepherd named Mr. Bear, he was mean as a grizzly bear. 
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2017, 03:30:29 PM »

Danica couldn't even get moving after her introduction. what, was she waiting to be rear ended BEFORE the race?
May the bitch be the first crash!
That's not very gentlemanlike.
GFY
Gladly. And thank you.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #68 on: February 26, 2017, 03:31:17 PM »

Medical Examiner called to my newest recovery buddy. he no longer suffers.
I'm sorry to hear that, Dean. My condolences.
the park just asked if I'd keep his little dog until tomorrow when the family arrives.
meet Little Bear.
I thought it was a skunk.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #69 on: February 26, 2017, 03:35:02 PM »

Medical Examiner called to my newest recovery buddy. he no longer suffers.
I'm sorry to hear that, Dean. My condolences.
the park just asked if I'd keep his little dog until tomorrow when the family arrives.
meet Little Bear.
I thought it was a skunk.
he's smells poorly too.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #70 on: February 26, 2017, 03:37:53 PM »

traumatized dog lull.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #71 on: February 26, 2017, 03:38:21 PM »

nothing like a dull and boring life.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #72 on: February 26, 2017, 04:14:15 PM »

Medical Examiner called to my newest recovery buddy. he no longer suffers.
I'm sorry to hear that, Dean. My condolences.
the park just asked if I'd keep his little dog until tomorrow when the family arrives.
meet Little Bear.
I thought it was a skunk.
he's smells poorly too.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #73 on: February 26, 2017, 04:14:52 PM »

traumatized dog lull.
Cleaning Windows while I watch the race lull.
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Re: 2/26/2017
« Reply #74 on: February 26, 2017, 04:49:15 PM »

Medical Examiner called to my newest recovery buddy. he no longer suffers.
I'm sorry to hear that, Dean. My condolences.
the park just asked if I'd keep his little dog until tomorrow when the family arrives.
meet Little Bear.
I thought it was a skunk.
he's smells poorly too.
That sounds like my kids.
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