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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #210 on: January 25, 2017, 12:22:24 PM »

Another thing wrong with Millennials....only 1 in 5 has tried a Big Mac.

Big givaeway tomorrow as well as additional sizes to the Big Mac:

McDonald’s is marking the rollout of its revamped Big Mac sandwiches by giving away 10,000 bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce.

Yup, you can take that special sauce home.

The bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce will be available on Jan. 26 at participating locations around the country.

The fast-food chain is offering the Big Mac in two additional sizes for a limited time. For those who want a Big Mac, but aren't interested in overloading on calories, the Mac Jr. offers a single-patty burger, while those who want to over-indulge can order the Grand Mac, which has a larger patty and an extra slice of cheese.
...And it still tastes like paste.
long tome ago(back in the 70's), I was working in a Burger King, and it was Black Friday, so we had long lines.
The Ice machine was out, the soda came out cold, but wouldn't stay that way for long.  The woman comes up and orders a whopper and a large Tab. told her about the ice, but she wanted it anyway. she gets her order, and walks away to go eat in the dining room.  about a half hour later, she comes back in line, with a half empty large tab, with a look on her face, that says nothing I can do is going to be able to make it better.  When it's her turn, she slams the cup on the counter and shouts, "This Tab, tastes like dirty dishwater!".  All the customers stare at me and her now.  Knowing that it is now my turn, I just calmly turn to her and say, "Mam, you are going to have to stop drinking dirty dishwater, and coming in here,
to do these comparison taste tests", and I turn and take the next order.  the customers are smirking and she is shocked silent. As I finish, the order she says, "Excuse me sir, this Tab", and I cut her off, "tastes like warm Tab, i did mention the ice machine was broken, can I get you another?" she smiles and says yes, and I had nice customers for the next 20 minutes.   this long winded story was my way of saying Ragz, why are you eating paste?
Hello boys.
You must be a city boy. If you don't know the taste of a variety of adhesives, you've never worked in the construction trades.
grew up with a babbling brook in the backyard and over the bridge were, rabbits, chickens and ducks. from time to time there were geese, a goat, a horse, and a 400lb pig that got into the garage and was eating about 50lbs of cracked corn.  Technically I was growing up in New York City, just a rather bucolic portion of Staten Island.  I have used liquid adhesives, just never put any on my lunch.

C'mon Flip, we've heard some of your menu items...
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #211 on: January 25, 2017, 12:31:07 PM »

Another thing wrong with Millennials....only 1 in 5 has tried a Big Mac.

Big givaeway tomorrow as well as additional sizes to the Big Mac:

McDonald’s is marking the rollout of its revamped Big Mac sandwiches by giving away 10,000 bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce.

Yup, you can take that special sauce home.

The bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce will be available on Jan. 26 at participating locations around the country.

The fast-food chain is offering the Big Mac in two additional sizes for a limited time. For those who want a Big Mac, but aren't interested in overloading on calories, the Mac Jr. offers a single-patty burger, while those who want to over-indulge can order the Grand Mac, which has a larger patty and an extra slice of cheese.
...And it still tastes like paste.
long tome ago(back in the 70's), I was working in a Burger King, and it was Black Friday, so we had long lines.
The Ice machine was out, the soda came out cold, but wouldn't stay that way for long.  The woman comes up and orders a whopper and a large Tab. told her about the ice, but she wanted it anyway. she gets her order, and walks away to go eat in the dining room.  about a half hour later, she comes back in line, with a half empty large tab, with a look on her face, that says nothing I can do is going to be able to make it better.  When it's her turn, she slams the cup on the counter and shouts, "This Tab, tastes like dirty dishwater!".  All the customers stare at me and her now.  Knowing that it is now my turn, I just calmly turn to her and say, "Mam, you are going to have to stop drinking dirty dishwater, and coming in here,
to do these comparison taste tests", and I turn and take the next order.  the customers are smirking and she is shocked silent. As I finish, the order she says, "Excuse me sir, this Tab", and I cut her off, "tastes like warm Tab, i did mention the ice machine was broken, can I get you another?" she smiles and says yes, and I had nice customers for the next 20 minutes.   this long winded story was my way of saying Ragz, why are you eating paste?
Hello boys.
You must be a city boy. If you don't know the taste of a variety of adhesives, you've never worked in the construction trades.
grew up with a babbling brook in the backyard and over the bridge were, rabbits, chickens and ducks. from time to time there were geese, a goat, a horse, and a 400lb pig that got into the garage and was eating about 50lbs of cracked corn.  Technically I was growing up in New York City, just a rather bucolic portion of Staten Island.  I have used liquid adhesives, just never put any on my lunch.

C'mon Flip, we've heard some of your menu items...
Usually add beer to chili, not liquid nails...
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #212 on: January 25, 2017, 12:40:57 PM »


C'mon Flip, we've heard some of your menu items...
Usually add beer to chili, not liquid nails...

"sticks to your ribs"
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #213 on: January 25, 2017, 12:51:54 PM »

Another thing wrong with Millennials....only 1 in 5 has tried a Big Mac.

Big givaeway tomorrow as well as additional sizes to the Big Mac:

McDonald’s is marking the rollout of its revamped Big Mac sandwiches by giving away 10,000 bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce.

Yup, you can take that special sauce home.

The bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce will be available on Jan. 26 at participating locations around the country.

The fast-food chain is offering the Big Mac in two additional sizes for a limited time. For those who want a Big Mac, but aren't interested in overloading on calories, the Mac Jr. offers a single-patty burger, while those who want to over-indulge can order the Grand Mac, which has a larger patty and an extra slice of cheese.
...And it still tastes like paste.
long tome ago(back in the 70's), I was working in a Burger King, and it was Black Friday, so we had long lines.
The Ice machine was out, the soda came out cold, but wouldn't stay that way for long.  The woman comes up and orders a whopper and a large Tab. told her about the ice, but she wanted it anyway. she gets her order, and walks away to go eat in the dining room.  about a half hour later, she comes back in line, with a half empty large tab, with a look on her face, that says nothing I can do is going to be able to make it better.  When it's her turn, she slams the cup on the counter and shouts, "This Tab, tastes like dirty dishwater!".  All the customers stare at me and her now.  Knowing that it is now my turn, I just calmly turn to her and say, "Mam, you are going to have to stop drinking dirty dishwater, and coming in here,
to do these comparison taste tests", and I turn and take the next order.  the customers are smirking and she is shocked silent. As I finish, the order she says, "Excuse me sir, this Tab", and I cut her off, "tastes like warm Tab, i did mention the ice machine was broken, can I get you another?" she smiles and says yes, and I had nice customers for the next 20 minutes.   this long winded story was my way of saying Ragz, why are you eating paste?
Hello boys.
You must be a city boy. If you don't know the taste of a variety of adhesives, you've never worked in the construction trades.
grew up with a babbling brook in the backyard and over the bridge were, rabbits, chickens and ducks. from time to time there were geese, a goat, a horse, and a 400lb pig that got into the garage and was eating about 50lbs of cracked corn.  Technically I was growing up in New York City, just a rather bucolic portion of Staten Island.  I have used liquid adhesives, just never put any on my lunch.

C'mon Flip, we've heard some of your menu items...
Usually add beer to chili, not liquid nails...
USUALLY...
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #214 on: January 25, 2017, 01:02:27 PM »


C'mon Flip, we've heard some of your menu items...
Usually add beer to chili, not liquid nails...

"sticks to your ribs"
Great for sucking chest wounds.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #215 on: January 25, 2017, 01:03:57 PM »

Afternoon one and all.  Yet another grey, overcast day.  Been a couple of weeks since w've seen sunshine.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #216 on: January 25, 2017, 01:04:11 PM »

Another thing wrong with Millennials....only 1 in 5 has tried a Big Mac.

Big givaeway tomorrow as well as additional sizes to the Big Mac:

McDonald’s is marking the rollout of its revamped Big Mac sandwiches by giving away 10,000 bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce.

Yup, you can take that special sauce home.

The bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce will be available on Jan. 26 at participating locations around the country.

The fast-food chain is offering the Big Mac in two additional sizes for a limited time. For those who want a Big Mac, but aren't interested in overloading on calories, the Mac Jr. offers a single-patty burger, while those who want to over-indulge can order the Grand Mac, which has a larger patty and an extra slice of cheese.
...And it still tastes like paste.
long tome ago(back in the 70's), I was working in a Burger King, and it was Black Friday, so we had long lines.
The Ice machine was out, the soda came out cold, but wouldn't stay that way for long.  The woman comes up and orders a whopper and a large Tab. told her about the ice, but she wanted it anyway. she gets her order, and walks away to go eat in the dining room.  about a half hour later, she comes back in line, with a half empty large tab, with a look on her face, that says nothing I can do is going to be able to make it better.  When it's her turn, she slams the cup on the counter and shouts, "This Tab, tastes like dirty dishwater!".  All the customers stare at me and her now.  Knowing that it is now my turn, I just calmly turn to her and say, "Mam, you are going to have to stop drinking dirty dishwater, and coming in here,
to do these comparison taste tests", and I turn and take the next order.  the customers are smirking and she is shocked silent. As I finish, the order she says, "Excuse me sir, this Tab", and I cut her off, "tastes like warm Tab, i did mention the ice machine was broken, can I get you another?" she smiles and says yes, and I had nice customers for the next 20 minutes.   this long winded story was my way of saying Ragz, why are you eating paste?
Hello boys.
You must be a city boy. If you don't know the taste of a variety of adhesives, you've never worked in the construction trades.
grew up with a babbling brook in the backyard and over the bridge were, rabbits, chickens and ducks. from time to time there were geese, a goat, a horse, and a 400lb pig that got into the garage and was eating about 50lbs of cracked corn.  Technically I was growing up in New York City, just a rather bucolic portion of Staten Island.  I have used liquid adhesives, just never put any on my lunch.

C'mon Flip, we've heard some of your menu items...
Usually add beer to chili, not liquid nails...
USUALLY...
When Elmer's isn't on hand.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #217 on: January 25, 2017, 01:04:46 PM »

Thoughts on the Diesel Uncut? Never tried one, and as I recall, Diesel gets mixed reviews here.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #218 on: January 25, 2017, 01:06:15 PM »

Afternoon one and all.  Yet another grey, overcast day.  Been a couple of weeks since w've seen sunshine.
We got a bit of sun finally today after a long stint.

Howdy, Mikey.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #219 on: January 25, 2017, 01:07:35 PM »

Thoughts on the Diesel Uncut? Never tried one, and as I recall, Diesel gets mixed reviews here.
I used to think they were the best of the Diesels. Then I had a couple that were not so good. So I'll say, inconsistent?

Edit: Generally speaking, I'm a Diesel fan.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #220 on: January 25, 2017, 01:12:56 PM »

By no means exhaustive, but a pretty broad list of 2017 beer releases...

https://www.porchdrinking.com/articles/2017/01/18/2017-beer-release-calendar-roundup/
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #221 on: January 25, 2017, 01:14:23 PM »

Afternoon one and all.  Yet another grey, overcast day.  Been a couple of weeks since w've seen sunshine.

Hey, Mike... least it ain't a tornado or one of them nor'easters.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #222 on: January 25, 2017, 01:15:54 PM »

Thoughts on the Diesel Uncut? Never tried one, and as I recall, Diesel gets mixed reviews here.
I prefer the Uncut connies, but either not a bad $2 smoke.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #223 on: January 25, 2017, 01:16:56 PM »

Afternoon one and all.  Yet another grey, overcast day.  Been a couple of weeks since w've seen sunshine.

Hey, Mike... least it ain't a tornado or one of them nor'easters.
First (and last) day we'll have sun in more than a week.
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Re: 1/25/2017
« Reply #224 on: January 25, 2017, 01:22:03 PM »

Thoughts on the Diesel Uncut? Never tried one, and as I recall, Diesel gets mixed reviews here.
A decidedly meh diesel.  And while not a huge fan of the line, I do generally enjoy them otherwise, particularly the coronas.
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