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[A Friend of Charlie]

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?

'Murica!

Is it great again?

I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?

I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.

It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.

Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?

No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.

Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused 

Yeah, buddy. And Trump is a racist, sexist homophobe...even though his cabinet includes women and minorities and he's supported LGBT rights.

But hey, it's politics. It trades in dishonesty. Trump traded on the Birther nonsense, and Obama traded on the Bitter Clingers nonsense, and Hillary...well, y'know...she was under fire in combat. What the fuque ever.

I thought his cabinet only included billionaires. My bad.

Don't worry, it's not like he'd be dumb enough to appoint anyone to head a department that doesn't actually know what that department does. Right?

Oh, wait, never mind. https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/19/rick-perry-department-of-energy/

Well if that didn't get TXDave out of hiding today, nothing will.

Later, Golf.

[shank]

What's this I read a bit ago about a $10 off coupon for famous/monster? Did that come in an email?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Afternoon, gentlemen! What's happening in banterland?

New President.

Hello, shank.

[ss2]

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?

'Murica!

Is it great again?

I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?

I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.

It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.

Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?

No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.

Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused 

Yeah, buddy. And Trump is a racist, sexist homophobe...even though his cabinet includes women and minorities and he's supported LGBT rights.

But hey, it's politics. It trades in dishonesty. Trump traded on the Birther nonsense, and Obama traded on the Bitter Clingers nonsense, and Hillary...well, y'know...she was under fire in combat. What the fuque ever.

Oh, I'm intimately acquainted with political foolishness.

[BackyardSmoker]

Afternoon, gentlemen! What's happening in banterland?

*New World Order

[BackyardSmoker]

January 20, 2017 , 1:34 pm
Delivered, In/At Mailbox

Looks like Namakubis for dinner. Delish

[ss2]

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!

Later gator.
..." when you are up to your ass in alligators, it sometimes is difficult to remember that your initial reason for being there was to drain the swamp."  love that one.

[A Friend of Charlie]

What's this I read a bit ago about a $10 off coupon for famous/monster? Did that come in an email?

Can't help you. I wasn't serious about spending any money so I never bothered finding out. There is a CATSRULE code that I believe gives you 17% off orders over $50 though. (Doesn't work on all items)

[razgueado]

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!

Later gator.
..." when you are up to your ass in alligators, it sometimes is difficult to remember that your initial reason for being there was to drain the swamp."  love that one.

And when you're up to your nose in schitt, keep your mouth shut.

[shank]

Afternoon, gentlemen! What's happening in banterland?

New President.

Hello, shank.

Is America great again yet?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Afternoon, gentlemen! What's happening in banterland?

New President.

Hello, shank.

Is America great again yet?

I was told, yes. Haven't noticed a difference yet though.

Oh wait. I take that back. I just put a pork shoulder to marinate for braising on Sunday. America is indeed great again!

[razgueado]

What's this I read a bit ago about a $10 off coupon for famous/monster? Did that come in an email?

Haven't seen that one. Cigarmoney30 gets you $30 off $150.

[razgueado]

Afternoon, gentlemen! What's happening in banterland?

New President.

Hello, shank.

Is America great again yet?

That's the question that started the political talk.

[BackyardSmoker]

What's this I read a bit ago about a $10 off coupon for famous/monster? Did that come in an email?

Can't help you. I wasn't serious about spending any money so I never bothered finding out. There is a CATSRULE code that I believe gives you 17% off orders over $50 though. (Doesn't work on all items)

I think there is an older coupon for $10 OFF $50 min. Perfect for the items between $50-59. After that CATSRULE, as The Mayor stated, is usually the go to. I'll have to see...

[ss2]

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!

Later gator.
..." when you are up to your ass in alligators, it sometimes is difficult to remember that your initial reason for being there was to drain the swamp."  love that one.

And when you're up to your nose in schitt, keep your mouth shut.

Another good one!