Later I'll be enjoying a delicious bowl of tobacco from my brand new Drug Store Pipe, and Drug Store Tobacco, that my wonderful wife thoughtfully bought me...!!! I already know what your thinking... How can a guy like me, that's always low on cash, be able to splurge $9.00 for a brand new pipe and a 1/2 pound of drug store tobacco....? Well, I just have to give full credit to my wife..! Eat your hearts out guys..., because I'll be Huck Finn'ing it...!!! ![Shocked :o](https://cigarbanter.com/forum/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
I wasn't thinking that.
And I am not jealous as I sit here and eat a 7-11 sandwich at my desk while posting on a fucking old fart cigar banter! Jeez I am getting old.
If you need help signing up on line for Social Security, just let me know. You can borrow my notes...!
Thanks, but if you're able to sit at a computer and type out coherent thoughts by the time I'm eligible for social security, I'll be surprised.