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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #210 on: July 08, 2015, 07:13:33 PM »

Some big ass ground hog out chowing down on my flowers!  WTF!  Didn't plant that shit so he could feed his fat ass!
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #211 on: July 08, 2015, 07:24:17 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #212 on: July 08, 2015, 07:25:21 PM »

Sitting on interstate a big wreck happened right in front of us 18 Wheeler rear ended an SUV.  ,18 wheeler on fire and sub driver in ambulance.
Damn, I just came through there a couple hours ago.  Sorry you got caught up in that.  All the construction makes that road a Mad Max like experience with an accident waiting to happen.
See too many wrecks flipped on their sides from slamming against those concrete barriers.
But I guess that's better than ending up in the oncoming lanes.
Yep!!!  If not for a concrete median barrier that truck would have ended up on the song side of the interstate
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #213 on: July 08, 2015, 07:26:22 PM »

Some big ass ground hog out chowing down on my flowers!  WTF!  Didn't plant that shit so he could feed his fat ass!
Choot that mother fuk'r🔫
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #214 on: July 08, 2015, 07:33:20 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
I'll confront his ass!
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #215 on: July 08, 2015, 07:33:49 PM »

Some big ass ground hog out chowing down on my flowers!  WTF!  Didn't plant that shit so he could feed his fat ass!
Choot that mother fuk'r🔫
Indeed!
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #216 on: July 08, 2015, 08:12:16 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
You talking to CB?
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #220 on: July 08, 2015, 09:35:59 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
This gets my vote for post of the week.  :D
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #221 on: July 08, 2015, 09:55:50 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
This gets my vote for post of the week.  :D
Don't think I'd touch a ground hog's sex toy.  Way too weird.
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #222 on: July 08, 2015, 09:59:36 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
This gets my vote for post of the week.  :D
Don't think I'd touch a ground hog's sex toy.  Way too weird.
No argument from me.  Is it called a rabbit?
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Re: 7/8/2015
« Reply #223 on: July 08, 2015, 10:14:51 PM »

Explain it to him in a kindly, non-confrontational manner, and encourage him to find more productive means of sustaining himself.  I'm sure that will work.

If not, then break his sex toy.
This gets my vote for post of the week.  :D
Don't think I'd touch a ground hog's sex toy.  Way too weird.
No argument from me.  Is it called a rabbit?
Likely some inappropriately shaped tuber.
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