Post by: CigarBanter on September 04, 2018, 02:00:01 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AM
Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 06:58:45 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AM
No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 07:00:25 AM
Today’s Highlight in History:
On Sept. 4, 1951, President Harry S. Truman addressed the nation from the Japanese peace treaty conference in San Francisco in the first live, coast-to-coast television broadcast.
On this date:
In 1781, Los Angeles was founded by Spanish settlers under the leadership of Governor Felipe de Neve.
In 1917, the American Expeditionary Forces in France suffered their first fatalities during World War I when a German plane attacked a British-run base hospital in Camiers.
In 1944, during World War II, British troops liberated Antwerp, Belgium.
In 1957, Arkansas Gov. Orval Faubus used Arkansas National Guardsmen to prevent nine black students from entering all-white Central High School in Little Rock. Ford Motor Co. began selling its ill-fated Edsel.
In 1962, The Beatles, with their new drummer, Ringo Starr, recorded “Love Me Do” at EMI Studios in London. (The more familiar version with substitute drummer Andy White and Starr playing the tambourine was recorded a week later.)
In 1971, an Alaska Airlines jet crashed near Juneau, killing all 111 people on board.
In 1972, U.S. swimmer Mark Spitz won a seventh gold medal at the Munich Olympics in the 400-meter medley relay.
In 1987, a Soviet court convicted West German pilot Mathias Rust of charges stemming from his daring flight to Moscow’s Red Square, and sentenced him to four years in a labor camp. (Rust was released in August 1988.)
In 1998, Internet services company Google filed for incorporation in California.
In 1999, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak and Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat signed a breakthrough land-for-security agreement during a ceremony in Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt.
In 2006, “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin, 44, died after a stingray’s barb pierced his chest.
In 2014, comedian Joan Rivers died at a New York hospital at age 81, a week after going into cardiac arrest in a doctor’s office during a routine medical procedure.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 07:00:58 AM
Five years ago: Responding to President Barack Obama’s request, a sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee voted 10-7 to authorize the “limited and specified use” of U.S. armed forces against Syria.
One year ago: Texas emergency management officials said at least 60 deaths were attributed to Hurricane Harvey. Colombia’s government and the country’s last remaining major rebel group signed a cease-fire ahead of a visit by Pope Francis. J.D. Martinez hit four home runs for the Arizona Diamondbacks, tying the major league record; he was the 18th player in major league history to accomplish the feat. (The Diamondbacks beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 13-0 for their 11th straight win.) Newspaper publisher Tronc, publisher of the Los Angeles Times and the Chicago Tribune, announced that it had acquired the New York Daily News. (The company would cut the Daily News’ newsroom staff in half the following July.)
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 07:03:37 AM
Actor Kenneth Kimmins is 77.
Singer Merald "Bubba" Knight (Gladys Knight & The Pips) is 76.
TV personality and veterinarian Dr. Jan (yahn) Pol (TV: "The Incredible Dr. Pol") is 76.
World Golf Hall of Famer Raymond Floyd is 76.
Actress Jennifer Salt is 74.
World Golf Hall of Famer Tom Watson is 69.
Rhythm-and-blues musician Ronald LaPread is 68.
Actress Judith Ivey is 67.
Rock musician Martin Chambers (The Pretenders) is 67.
Actor Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs is 65.
Actress Khandi Alexander is 61.
Actor-comedian Damon Wayans Sr. is 58.
Rock musician Kim Thayil is 58.
Actor Richard Speight Jr. is 49.
Actor Noah Taylor is 49.
Actress Ione (eye-OH'-nee) Skye is 48.
Actor-singer James Monroe Iglehart is 44.
Pop-rock singer-DJ-musician-producer Mark Ronson is 43.
Rhythm-and-blues singer Richard Wingo (Jagged Edge) is 43.
Rock musician Ian Grushka (New Found Glory) is 41.
Actor Wes Bentley is 40. Actor Max Greenfield is 39.
Singer Dan Miller (O Town) is 38.
Singer Beyonce (bee-AHN'-say) Knowles is 37.
Country singer-musician Tom Gossin (Gloriana) is 37.
Actress-comedian Whitney Cummings is 36.
Actor-comedian Kyle Mooney (TV: "Saturday Night Live") is 34.
Folk-rock musician Neyla Pekarek (NEE'-lah peh-KAYR'-ehk) (The Lumineers) is 32.
Pop-rock singer-songwriter James Bay is 28.
Actor Carter Jenkins is 27.
Actor Trevor Gagnon is 23.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 07:04:00 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 07:09:58 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 07:10:40 AM
Already feels long to me...TNWSS
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 07:17:04 AM
That's why I didn't ask.Already feels long to me...TNWSS
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 07:36:57 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 07:37:38 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 07:38:08 AM
Thought for Today: "This moment contains all moments." — C.S. Lewis, British author (1898-1963).welcome back.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 07:40:08 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 07:43:29 AM
Already feels long to me...Hey! Welcome back, stranger. Hope all is well.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 07:47:34 AM
good morning Dave, Dave, and Tony.Good morning, Dean.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AM
remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:02:37 AM
3 of 4 start tomorrow. 4th one on Thursday. My wife is giddy with excitement.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AM
Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 08:06:58 AM
no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 08:08:57 AM
I'm not the one that took the dress off. it must have been hot.
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 08:09:08 AM
And suddenly the banter is right again. Welcome back, NoLongerMIADave.Indeed.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 08:12:25 AM
I'm not sheeshing the temps, I'm sheeshing the kids still being home. They need to go back to school, like, 2 weeks ago. Lolremember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 08:16:31 AM
I misunderstood.I'm not sheeshing the temps, I'm sheeshing the kids still being home. They need to go back to school, like, 2 weeks ago. Lolremember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 08:27:50 AM
my date last night wanted to know why I took her home and kept her dress in my truck.Yeah, yeah, we saw that last night. Another notch in the Dean belt. GFY. ;)
I'm not the one that took the dress off. it must have been hot.
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 08:29:10 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 08:48:12 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:57:32 AM
BrickHouse robusto and coffee here.She's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out... Or at least I'm assuming so since she left the dress in the car.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:57:55 AM
Morning Tony, MoreThanOneDave, and DonJuanDean.Good morning, Mark.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:58:28 AM
Already feels long to me...Are you back at work?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 08:59:07 AM
to be honest, she was wet from the rain and it was very hot and muggy. she was more comfortable in her under garments.BrickHouse robusto and coffee here.She's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out... Or at least I'm assuming so since she left the dress in the car.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 09:07:21 AM
Yeah, I certainly don't mind the warmth. I'll take that over cold any day of the week.I misunderstood.I'm not sheeshing the temps, I'm sheeshing the kids still being home. They need to go back to school, like, 2 weeks ago. Lolremember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 09:59:14 AM
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 10:02:28 AM
We certainly have no great cigar deals to discuss...Updated college football rankings not out yet, either. Let's ask Dean for more dress details.
Post by: razgueado on September 04, 2018, 10:04:43 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 10:05:55 AM
I think he missed my Brick House joke.We certainly have no great cigar deals to discuss...Updated college football rankings not out yet, either. Let's ask Dean for more dress details.
https://youtu.be/rrBx6mAWYPU
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 10:06:19 AM
Morning, muchachos.Hola, Bret.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 04, 2018, 10:08:00 AM
Post by: razgueado on September 04, 2018, 10:08:42 AM
And suddenly the banter is right again. Welcome back, NoLongerMIADave.Back and quoting C.S. Lewis. RevRaz approves.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:09:11 AM
We certainly have no great cigar deals to discuss...I did add some HalfWheel info.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:09:43 AM
Morning, muchachos.good morning RazMan.
Post by: razgueado on September 04, 2018, 10:10:25 AM
Hola, Tony.Morning, muchachos.Hola, Bret.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:10:56 AM
@ Tugboat Tony: 2 tugs Travellin together this morning+1
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:11:17 AM
https://halfwheel.com/punch-diablo-diabolus/279955Doesn't make me want to run out and try them for sure.
Post by: razgueado on September 04, 2018, 10:11:29 AM
And backatcha, YesToTheDress Deano.Morning, muchachos.good morning RazMan.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:11:38 AM
the world is right again.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 10:13:07 AM
@ Tugboat Tony: 2 tugs Travellin together this morningAlways enjoy those photos. So serene.
How did you like that EPC New Wave you found the other day? That seems like it would go well with tugboats in the morning.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:13:20 AM
my date last night wanted to know why I took her home and kept her dress in my truck.Hope you have cloth seats... :o
I'm not the one that took the dress off. it must have been hot.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:13:26 AM
I'm not a Punch fan, but maybe one of the 300+ members here might be.https://halfwheel.com/punch-diablo-diabolus/279955Doesn't make me want to run out and try them for sure.
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 10:13:41 AM
@ Tugboat Tony: 2 tugs Travellin together this morningA double tug. Sounds like another Dean experience.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 10:14:47 AM
It's definitely Tuesday.@ Tugboat Tony: 2 tugs Travellin together this morningA double tug. Sounds like another Dean experience.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:14:50 AM
Isn't that every day in Florida?to be honest, she was wet from the rain and it was very hot and muggy. she was more comfortable in her under garments.BrickHouse robusto and coffee here.She's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out... Or at least I'm assuming so since she left the dress in the car.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:15:31 AM
https://halfwheel.com/aganorsa-leaf-signature-ships/279722https://halfwheel.com/punch-diablo-diabolus/279955Doesn't make me want to run out and try them for sure.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:17:38 AM
Pricy but will definitely give a try.https://halfwheel.com/aganorsa-leaf-signature-ships/279722https://halfwheel.com/punch-diablo-diabolus/279955Doesn't make me want to run out and try them for sure.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:19:11 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:19:49 AM
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:21:21 AM
Here's one I highly recommend.I think that's one I posted the other day, looks nice.
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 10:25:31 AM
Here's one I highly recommend.More importantly, those don't seem to be Clemson cheerleaders.
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:29:35 AM
Solid little smoke for when you don't have a lot of time.
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08132018-cigar-review-e-p-carrillo-interlude-maduro-carrillitos.html
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 10:30:05 AM
CNSHere's one I highly recommend.More importantly, those don't seem to be Clemson cheerleaders.
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 10:32:03 AM
Here's one I highly recommend.Oferta?
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwz487yG9I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwz487yG9I)
Post by: razgueado on September 04, 2018, 10:35:19 AM
all Daves accounted for now.Well, it would be if there were some cigar deals, anyway.
the world is right again.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 10:41:58 AM
Sounds like a bodily function.Here's one I highly recommend.Oferta?
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwz487yG9I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwz487yG9I)
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:45:22 AM
so long as I can keep EPC 2nds in stock all is well.all Daves accounted for now.Well, it would be if there were some cigar deals, anyway.
the world is right again.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 10:46:22 AM
just like 'honor' and 'offer'.Sounds like a bodily function.Here's one I highly recommend.Oferta?
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwz487yG9I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwz487yG9I)
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:46:37 AM
Save that for gameday.Here's one I highly recommend.More importantly, those don't seem to be Clemson cheerleaders.
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:51:53 AM
Although my daughter met some nice folks at the game last Saturday...Save that for gameday.Here's one I highly recommend.More importantly, those don't seem to be Clemson cheerleaders.
Another winner from My Father:
http://www.stogieguys.com/2018/08/08292018-cigar-review-my-father-la-gran-oferta-robusto.html
Post by: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 11:29:24 AM
Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 11:41:35 AM
I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Good morning, Flip.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 11:48:45 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 11:56:30 AM
I was told I have no heart.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Good morning, Flip.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 12:00:53 PM
Don't need one!I was told I have no heart.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Good morning, Flip.
Post by: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 12:02:04 PM
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 12:14:28 PM
Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastNow that's worth coming back for! :P
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Post by: razgueado on September 04, 2018, 12:26:03 PM
Yes he does, if only to supply blood to his organ.Don't need one!I was told I have no heart.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Good morning, Flip.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 02:13:01 PM
Thought he had an independent pump for that.Yes he does, if only to supply blood to his organ.Don't need one!I was told I have no heart.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.no new women.Is Winter a new lady in your life?remember this come winter.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.Back at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..
Good morning, Dave.
Good morning, Flip.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 02:20:02 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 04, 2018, 02:26:53 PM
Getting into the inner workings of Dean's penis seems like as a good a time for a hazzuh as any.same here.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 02:28:25 PM
Getting into the inner workings of Dean's penis seems like as a good a time for a hazzuh as any.Sure enough. Wish I could leave now too.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 02:33:27 PM
Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 02:43:46 PM
You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 02:56:05 PM
Competing with Flip now are we?You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 03:21:44 PM
Indeed. I will send you my karaoke CD.Competing with Flip now are we?You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 03:34:17 PM
LMFAO!Indeed. I will send you my karaoke CD.Competing with Flip now are we?You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 03:34:50 PM
By the way, I now have a headache.You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 03:42:03 PM
Tony, I've told you before, it is better to give than receive.By the way, I now have a headache.You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 03:43:22 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 04:38:35 PM
I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.That's because we already had the answer... Brian and Nancy.
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 04:51:44 PM
TWSSBy the way, I now have a headache.You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Traveling Dave's back, so here's a lastIt's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 04:56:33 PM
I recognized them right away. Brian MustBeFamous and Nancy WhatsHerFace.I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.That's because we already had the answer... Brian and Nancy.
Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 04:58:18 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 07:24:12 PM
In the man cave with a Nica Rustica.I went with a Diamond Crown Julius Caesar while contemplating Brian and Nancy.
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Post by: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 09:03:48 PM
Fancy stick befitting a fancy couple.In the man cave with a Nica Rustica.I went with a Diamond Crown Julius Caesar while contemplating Brian and Nancy.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 10:32:06 PM
Pair of fukkin comedians....I recognized them right away. Brian MustBeFamous and Nancy WhatsHerFace.I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.That's because we already had the answer... Brian and Nancy.
NFL Hall of Fame inductee Brian Dawkins
Entertainment Tonight and HGTV's Nancy O'dell.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 10:41:37 PM
I know both names but wasn't familiar with either of their appearances.Pair of fukkin comedians....I recognized them right away. Brian MustBeFamous and Nancy WhatsHerFace.I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.That's because we already had the answer... Brian and Nancy.
NFL Hall of Fame inductee Brian Dawkins
Entertainment Tonight and HGTV's Nancy O'dell.