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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on January 05, 2018, 12:00:56 AM
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Happy Friday! Any deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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good morning. 27° and clear, should be the last cold day, 60's and 70's Saturday and Sunday. Little Buddy heater fired up while I throw on a pot of coffee. AF Cuban corona will be lit soon.
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good morning. 27° and clear, should be the last cold day, 60's and 70's Saturday and Sunday. Little Buddy heater fired up while I throw on a pot of coffee. AF Cuban corona will be lit soon.
Morning, Dean. Still bullshit degrees outside here. Not warming up until Sunday. I think my furnace is about to pack up and move to FL.
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Good morning Dean and Dave.
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Good morning Dean and Dave.
Morning, Tony. You working from home today?
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Good morning boys and happy friday! My face almost fell off on my walk in this morning
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Morning Dave, Dean, Tony and FrozenFishSticks.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
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Today is Friday, Jan. 5, the fifth day of 2018. There are 360 days left in the year.
Today's Highlight in History:
On Jan. 5, 1953, Samuel Beckett's two-act tragicomedy "Waiting for Godot," considered a classic of the Theater of the Absurd, premiered in Paris.
On this date:
In 1066, Edward the Confessor, King of England, died after a reign of nearly 24 years.
In 1781, a British naval expedition led by Benedict Arnold burned Richmond, Virginia.
In 1895, French Capt. Alfred Dreyfus, convicted of treason, was publicly stripped of his rank. (He was ultimately vindicated.)
In 1905, the National Association of Audubon Societies for the Protection of Wild Birds and Animals was incorporated in New York State.
In 1925, Democrat Nellie Tayloe Ross of Wyoming took office as America's first female governor, succeeding her late husband, William, following a special election.
In 1933, the 30th president of the United States, Calvin Coolidge, died in Northampton, Massachusetts, at age 60. Construction began on the Golden Gate Bridge. (Work was completed four years later.)
In 1943, educator and scientist George Washington Carver died in Tuskegee, Alabama, at about age 80.
In 1957, President Dwight D. Eisenhower proposed assistance to countries to help them resist Communist aggression in what became known as the Eisenhower Doctrine.
In 1964, during a visit to the Holy Land, Pope Paul VI met with Patriarch Athenagoras I of Constantinople in Jerusalem.
In 1970, Joseph A. Yablonski, an unsuccessful candidate for the presidency of the United Mine Workers of America, was found murdered with his wife and daughter at their Clarksville, Pennsylvania, home. (UMWA President Tony Boyle and seven others were convicted of, or pleaded guilty to, the killings.) "All My Children" premiered on ABC-TV.
In 1983, President Ronald Reagan announced he was nominating Elizabeth Dole to succeed Drew Lewis as secretary of transportation; Dole became the first woman to head a Cabinet department in Reagan's administration, and the first to head the DOT.
In 1998, Sonny Bono, the 1960s pop star-turned-politician, was killed when he struck a tree while skiing at the Heavenly Ski Resort on the Nevada-California state line; he was 62.
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Good morning boys and happy friday! My face almost fell off on my walk in this morning
Bomb cyclone!
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Ten years ago: Republican Mitt Romney won the Wyoming caucuses, picking up eight delegates; in a debate three days before the New Hampshire primary, Romney clashed with Mike Huckabee on foreign policy and John McCain on immigration. In a Democratic faceoff, Hillary Rodham Clinton accused campaign rival Barack Obama of changing his positions on health care and "a number of issues"; Obama replied that he'd been "entirely consistent" in his position. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady won The Associated Press 2007 NFL MVP award.
Five years ago: President Barack Obama hailed a last-minute deal with Congress that pulled the country back from the "fiscal cliff," but warned in his Saturday radio and Internet address that he would not compromise over his insistence that lawmakers lift the federal debt ceiling.
One year ago: President-elect Donald Trump, in a series of tweets, urged Republicans and Democrats to "get together" to design a replacement for President Barack Obama's health care law. Four black people in Chicago were charged with hate crimes in connection with a video broadcast live on Facebook that showed a mentally disabled white man being tortured. Friends and family members gathered at the next-door homes of Debbie Reynolds and daughter Carrie Fisher in the Hollywood Hills for an intimate memorial to mourn the late actresses.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
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Today's Birthdays: Former Vice President Walter F. Mondale is 90. Actor Robert Duvall is 87. Juan Carlos, former King of Spain, is 80. Singer-musician Athol Guy (The Seekers) is 78. Former talk show host Charlie Rose is 76. Actress-director Diane Keaton is 72. Actor Ted Lange (lanj) is 70. Rhythm-and-blues musician George "Funky" Brown (Kool and the Gang) is 69. Rock musician Chris Stein (Blondie) is 68. Former CIA Director George Tenet is 65. Actress Pamela Sue Martin is 65. Actor Clancy Brown is 59. Singer Iris Dement is 57. Actress Suzy Amis is 56. Actor Ricky Paull (correct) Goldin is 53. Actor Vinnie Jones is 53. Rock musician Kate Schellenbach (Luscious Jackson) is 52. Actor Joe Flanigan is 51. Dancer-choreographer Carrie Ann Inaba is 50. Rock musician Troy Van Leeuwen (Queens of the Stone Age) is 50. Actress Heather Paige Kent is 49. Rock singer Marilyn Manson is 49. Actor Shea Whigham is 49. Actor Derek Cecil is 45. Actress-comedian Jessica Chaffin is 44. Actor Bradley Cooper is 43. Actress January Jones is 40. Actress Brooklyn Sudano is 37. Actor Franz Drameh is 25.
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Thought for Today: "Wisdom is divided into two parts: (a) having a great deal to say, and (b) not saying it." - Author unknown.
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Good morning boys and happy friday! My face almost fell off on my walk in this morning
Bomb cyclone!
Exactly, now I know what that means
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
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Morning Daves, Dean, Tony, and FrozenFaceFish.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Actually, make that 2.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
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Morning Mr. SpringtimeBean.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
So you and Dean aren't necessarily on the same page in that regard. Or so I've heard.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
So you and Dean aren't necessarily on the same page in that regard. Or so I've heard.
That's one of many same pages we don't share.
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good morning. 27° and clear, should be the last cold day, 60's and 70's Saturday and Sunday. Little Buddy heater fired up while I throw on a pot of coffee. AF Cuban corona will be lit soon.
Morning, Dean. Still bullshit degrees outside here. Not warming up until Sunday. I think my furnace is about to pack up and move to FL.
misplaced my phone. 3 hours looking and it was right in front of me. black phone on black garbage can. ha. dumbass.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
So you and Dean aren't necessarily on the same page in that regard. Or so I've heard.
you really want to go there?
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Good morning boys and happy friday! My face almost fell off on my walk in this morning
I barely remember those days.
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good morning Dave, Dave, Tony, Scott, and Mark.
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good morning Dave, Dave, Tony, Scott, and Mark.
Good morning, HanginFreeDean.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
Morning NonCommandoDave
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just watching videos and news on the storm. quite the mess. a good reminder of one reason I'm in Florida.
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just watching videos and news on the storm. quite the mess. a good reminder of one reason I'm in Florida.
We will remind you of that next time you are complaining about those terrible 50 degree mornings.... ;)
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just watching videos and news on the storm. quite the mess. a good reminder of one reason I'm in Florida.
We will remind you of that next time you are complaining about those terrible 50 degree mornings.... ;)
that should be tomorrow.
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cold lull?
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cold lull?
Fingers frozen to the keyboard lull.
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Good morning Dean and Dave.
Morning, Tony. You working from home today?
I am. It's been a busy morning so please excuse the delay.
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
No going commando for NJDave?
Edit: I see this has already been discussed ad nauseum.
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Being a little sympathetic?
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A balmy 10 degrees here.
A robust 5 here.
Sheesh on that, 40 deg here now, with forecast for sunny and 60.
Supposed to get up to 27 on Sunday. I may wear shorts.
I always wear shorts....just sayin'
No going commando for NJDave?
Edit: I see this has already been discussed ad nauseum.
key word here
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cold lull?
Fingers frozen to the keyboard lull.
Just don't go to the bathroom! :o :P
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
Actually that's a problem I'm trying to fix about myself...
In this case, I flipped this site at midnight and didn't look to see what deals were out. But when I woke up at 3 and noticed an email from my agent with the contract renewal I had been waiting for...
So now I was awake and decided to look at the deals. Wasn't sure if the cigar.com deal looked familiar because I had seen it at the flip or if it was the previous day's deal. Either way it wasn't that important so I eventually fell back to sleep.
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
Actually that's a problem I'm trying to fix about myself...
In this case, I flipped this site at midnight and didn't look to see what deals were out. But when I woke up at 3 and noticed an email from my agent with the contract renewal I had been waiting for...
So now I was awake and decided to look at the deals. Wasn't sure if the cigar.com deal looked familiar because I had seen it at the flip or if it was the previous day's deal. Either way it wasn't that important so I eventually fell back to sleep.
Thanks for sharing..
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Word of the day: senescent
Definition of senescence (Webster)
1 : the state of being old : the process of becoming old
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Two words for the price of one this Friday!
defenestration
1 : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window assassination by defenestration
2 : a usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office) the defenestration of political leaders
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Lets go with the triple play today.....
opprobrium
op·pro·bri·um
əˈprōbrēəm/Submit
noun
harsh criticism or censure.
"his films and the critical opprobrium they have generated"
synonyms: vilification, abuse, vituperation, condemnation, criticism, censure, denunciation, defamation, denigration, castigation, disparagement, obloquy, derogation, slander, calumny, execration, lambasting, bad press, invective, libel, character assassination; More
the public disgrace arising from someone's shameful conduct.
"the opprobrium of being closely associated with thugs and gangsters"
synonyms: disgrace, shame, dishonor, stigma, humiliation, discredit, loss of face, ignominy, obloquy, disrepute, infamy, notoriety, scandal; raredisesteem
"the opprobrium of being associated with thugs"
archaic
an occasion or cause of reproach or disgrace.
plural noun: opprobriums
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Dont forget:
Powerball, Mega Millions jackpots balloon to $550 million and $445 million!
(drawings tonight and tomorrow)
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
Actually that's a problem I'm trying to fix about myself...
In this case, I flipped this site at midnight and didn't look to see what deals were out. But when I woke up at 3 and noticed an email from my agent with the contract renewal I had been waiting for...
So now I was awake and decided to look at the deals. Wasn't sure if the cigar.com deal looked familiar because I had seen it at the flip or if it was the previous day's deal. Either way it wasn't that important so I eventually fell back to sleep.
Thanks for sharing..
Too much?
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
Actually that's a problem I'm trying to fix about myself...
In this case, I flipped this site at midnight and didn't look to see what deals were out. But when I woke up at 3 and noticed an email from my agent with the contract renewal I had been waiting for...
So now I was awake and decided to look at the deals. Wasn't sure if the cigar.com deal looked familiar because I had seen it at the flip or if it was the previous day's deal. Either way it wasn't that important so I eventually fell back to sleep.
Thanks for sharing..
Too much?
Not at all, I found it fascinating.
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
Actually that's a problem I'm trying to fix about myself...
In this case, I flipped this site at midnight and didn't look to see what deals were out. But when I woke up at 3 and noticed an email from my agent with the contract renewal I had been waiting for...
So now I was awake and decided to look at the deals. Wasn't sure if the cigar.com deal looked familiar because I had seen it at the flip or if it was the previous day's deal. Either way it wasn't that important so I eventually fell back to sleep.
Thanks for sharing..
Too much?
Not at all, I found it fascinating.
I almost deleted it before I posted but then I had already typed all that.
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Looks like Sis forgot to flip the deals today....
I noticed that too but then I began second guessing myself.
Never a bad approach ;D
Actually that's a problem I'm trying to fix about myself...
In this case, I flipped this site at midnight and didn't look to see what deals were out. But when I woke up at 3 and noticed an email from my agent with the contract renewal I had been waiting for...
So now I was awake and decided to look at the deals. Wasn't sure if the cigar.com deal looked familiar because I had seen it at the flip or if it was the previous day's deal. Either way it wasn't that important so I eventually fell back to sleep.
Thanks for sharing..
Too much?
Not at all, I found it fascinating.
I almost deleted it before I posted but then I had already typed all that. 
You go ahead and do your thing, Tony.
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Tony introspection lull?
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Morning, muchachos.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
I think I'll, uh, stay right here in my recliner. And if you offer me a drink and a quaalude next, I'm leaving. Morning, Mr. Mayor.
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Lets go with the triple play today.....
opprobrium
op·pro·bri·um
əˈprōbrēəm/Submit
noun
harsh criticism or censure.
"his films and the critical opprobrium they have generated"
synonyms: vilification, abuse, vituperation, condemnation, criticism, censure, denunciation, defamation, denigration, castigation, disparagement, obloquy, derogation, slander, calumny, execration, lambasting, bad press, invective, libel, character assassination; More
the public disgrace arising from someone's shameful conduct.
"the opprobrium of being closely associated with thugs and gangsters"
synonyms: disgrace, shame, dishonor, stigma, humiliation, discredit, loss of face, ignominy, obloquy, disrepute, infamy, notoriety, scandal; raredisesteem
"the opprobrium of being associated with thugs"
archaic
an occasion or cause of reproach or disgrace.
plural noun: opprobriums
The wifey weather up that way has put you in a saturnine mood.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
I think I'll, uh, stay right here in my recliner. And if you offer me a drink and a quaalude next, I'm leaving. Morning, Mr. Mayor.
No groping for you? Come on, it's Friday.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
I think I'll, uh, stay right here in my recliner. And if you offer me a drink and a quaalude next, I'm leaving. Morning, Mr. Mayor.
No groping for you? Come on, it's Friday.
I'm a no-groping zone. I have guns. And lawyers. No touchee.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
I think I'll, uh, stay right here in my recliner. And if you offer me a drink and a quaalude next, I'm leaving. Morning, Mr. Mayor.
Why Mr. Cosby, what was in that drink?
#MeToo
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
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forgot about having to do reports for Sunday and prepare for Area next weekend, then sorting some local archives for a workshop early next month in Winter Park.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
I think I'll, uh, stay right here in my recliner. And if you offer me a drink and a quaalude next, I'm leaving. Morning, Mr. Mayor.
No groping for you? Come on, it's Friday.
I'm a no-groping zone. I have guns. And lawyers. No touchee.
now doctor, if both of your hands are on my shoulders, just what is that in my butt?
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
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forgot about having to do reports for Sunday and prepare for Area next weekend, then sorting some local archives for a workshop early next month in Winter Park.
Well you'd better quit fk'n off here and get after it!
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Lets go with the triple play today.....
opprobrium
op·pro·bri·um
əˈprōbrēəm/Submit
noun
harsh criticism or censure.
"his films and the critical opprobrium they have generated"
synonyms: vilification, abuse, vituperation, condemnation, criticism, censure, denunciation, defamation, denigration, castigation, disparagement, obloquy, derogation, slander, calumny, execration, lambasting, bad press, invective, libel, character assassination; More
the public disgrace arising from someone's shameful conduct.
"the opprobrium of being closely associated with thugs and gangsters"
synonyms: disgrace, shame, dishonor, stigma, humiliation, discredit, loss of face, ignominy, obloquy, disrepute, infamy, notoriety, scandal; raredisesteem
"the opprobrium of being associated with thugs"
archaic
an occasion or cause of reproach or disgrace.
plural noun: opprobriums
The wifey weather up that way has put you in a saturnine mood.
Very possibly
...or maybe it was watching the mummers parade and these Saturnalians...
http://phl17.com/2017/12/12/saturnalian-fancy-brigade-at-the-2018-mummers-parade/
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello Bret. Have a seat on the couch.
I think I'll, uh, stay right here in my recliner. And if you offer me a drink and a quaalude next, I'm leaving. Morning, Mr. Mayor.
No groping for you? Come on, it's Friday.
I'm a no-groping zone. I have guns. And lawyers. No touchee.
now doctor, if both of your hands are on my shoulders, just what is that in my butt?
Don't ask, don't tell.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
make sure you invest a couple bucks in the Mega Millions and Power Ball. hey, you never know.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
.......but you got guns and whiskey!
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
Present!
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
Oh......assets......never mind.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
make sure you invest a couple bucks in the Mega Millions and Power Ball. hey, you never know.
Stopping on my way home.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Yea you're right, I number of us do have bigger asses than you.
Oh......assets......never mind.
Yeah, yeah, TNWSS
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
.......but you got guns and whiskey!
Yeah, so I could always take up bank robbery if worst comes to worst.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY (https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY)
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Yeah, I'm also worth much more dead than alive.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY (https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY)
On another note, the meals the wife's been making lately have had a faint metallic, copper taste. Is it just my taste buds getting old?
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Yeah, I'm also worth much more dead than alive.
#ME Too
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
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Hazzuh!
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
Yeah, that's the biggest worry. Even with the pretty good health insurance I have, a serious health crisis could do a lot of damage. I'm pretty healthy, but not exactly low-risk.
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Hazzuh!
Seeyuz, Dave.
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Hazzuh!
Later Dave.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Do keep in mind that there is a "catch up" contribution available for 401K from age 50 on. You can deduct up to 6K above the regular maximum of 18K. Adds a nice little something both in reducing taxable income and deferred tax savings.
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Good weekend Dave.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY (https://youtu.be/cUhyx2dVWfY)
On another note, the meals the wife's been making lately have had a faint metallic, copper taste. Is it just my taste buds getting old?
It's nothing I'm sure. Just wash it down with an extra couple of fingers of bourbon.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
Yeah, that's the biggest worry. Even with the pretty good health insurance I have, a serious health crisis could do a lot of damage. I'm pretty healthy, but not exactly low-risk.
You have a couple of safes full of cures for long term health issues...
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Do keep in mind that there is a "catch up" contribution available for 401K from age 50 on. You can deduct up to 6K above the regular maximum of 18K. Adds a nice little something both in reducing taxable income and deferred tax savings.
I work for the state. No 401(k). I have something similar, except no matching and I can't increase the payroll deduction amount unless I change agencies. And there's no way to do a catch-up contribution. I could defer salary, but that doesn't pay off as well as getting the money into the market.
That account has been doing pretty well lately. 14% or so. But it's a retirement-date targeted fund, and has no options for configuring or weighting. Completely under control of the state Investment Board.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
Yeah, that's the biggest worry. Even with the pretty good health insurance I have, a serious health crisis could do a lot of damage. I'm pretty healthy, but not exactly low-risk.
You have a couple of safes full of cures for long term health issues...
Yes, but then the life insurance won't pay off. I do have the option of physician-assisted suicide in the face of a terminal illness, and the death certificate will list cause of death as the illness, not the PAS. So there's that.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Do keep in mind that there is a "catch up" contribution available for 401K from age 50 on. You can deduct up to 6K above the regular maximum of 18K. Adds a nice little something both in reducing taxable income and deferred tax savings.
I work for the state. No 401(k). I have something similar, except no matching and I can't increase the payroll deduction amount unless I change agencies. And there's no way to do a catch-up contribution. I could defer salary, but that doesn't pay off as well as getting the money into the market.
That account has been doing pretty well lately. 14% or so. But it's a retirement-date targeted fund, and has no options for configuring or weighting. Completely under control of the state Investment Board.
Interesting. Don't doubt that the state can screw up any plan, but the critieria are set by the IRS, not really the plan.
https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs-announces-2017-pension-plan-limitations-401k-contribution-limit-remains-unchanged-at-18000-for-2017
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
Yeah, that's the biggest worry. Even with the pretty good health insurance I have, a serious health crisis could do a lot of damage. I'm pretty healthy, but not exactly low-risk.
You have a couple of safes full of cures for long term health issues...
Yes, but then the life insurance won't pay off. I do have the option of physician-assisted suicide in the face of a terminal illness, and the death certificate will list cause of death as the illness, not the PAS. So there's that.
Exactly...didn't mean to infer that you had to do it, there are just various ways to expedite.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Do keep in mind that there is a "catch up" contribution available for 401K from age 50 on. You can deduct up to 6K above the regular maximum of 18K. Adds a nice little something both in reducing taxable income and deferred tax savings.
I work for the state. No 401(k). I have something similar, except no matching and I can't increase the payroll deduction amount unless I change agencies. And there's no way to do a catch-up contribution. I could defer salary, but that doesn't pay off as well as getting the money into the market.
That account has been doing pretty well lately. 14% or so. But it's a retirement-date targeted fund, and has no options for configuring or weighting. Completely under control of the state Investment Board.
Interesting. Don't doubt that the state can screw up any plan, but the critieria are set by the IRS, not really the plan.
https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs-announces-2017-pension-plan-limitations-401k-contribution-limit-remains-unchanged-at-18000-for-2017
Yes, and I believe it's a 403(b) plan, but as the instructions state, catch-ups can be contributed "if permitted by the plan." Ours, it would seem, doesn't...though there may be some mechanism available that I am just unfamiliar with.
Even so, in the current market I'd be inclined to drop my money into my personal Roth than hand it to the state, because I have more flexibility. But I'm running the numbers to see what effect the new tax law is going to have.
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Good day EarthShakinRaz.
Sheesh, another banner open for the market. I wonder how high it can go before everyone decides it's too good to be true and bails out? Morning, TD.
Don't know, but it's been quite the ride!
I got 1.2% on my liquid savings last year. I decided 6 months salary was too much liquid, so I dropped it to 3 months and moved more into the market on Dec 15. That's grown 6% since then, and at end of month I made us much in dividends on that money as I'd earned in interest on it past twelve months. Now I'm not even sure I should keep 3 months salary liquid. But that's what all the experts say to do.
Between you and Tony this has been a fascinating banter day.
I was about to post a photo of my empty wallet.
Yours is empty? Mine is full of moths where the money should be.
Yeah, yeah...I expect all you guys have a lot more assets than I do. I've been on the Banter longer than I've had any money invested other than my state retirement account. I'm a latecomer. And I had to break my leg to pay for it. I'm trying to make up for a lot of lost time.
Oh, yeah, I'm just...fooling with you guys. Definitely...
(https://i.imgur.com/lElxbNC.gif)
I've got twelve years to retirement at the state. I have a net worth of maybe $250k. I've got two kids in college which is probably going to cost me $150k before all is said and done. At current projections, assuming no major crises, social security doesn't go bankrupt, and no more than two moderate recessions, I'm looking at retiring on a state pension of about $2k a month and social security of about $2k a month, and if I'm lucky maybe $300k saved up and $300k in home equity by then. That makes me better off than most Americans, I'm told, but likely about a million short of ideal with very little margin for error or another Great Recession (which set me back about 38%).
Of course, if I get cancer or die on the motorcycle, then the wife will be a millionaire, so there's that.
Health Insurance, Health Insurance, Health Insurance.
Yeah, that's the biggest worry. Even with the pretty good health insurance I have, a serious health crisis could do a lot of damage. I'm pretty healthy, but not exactly low-risk.
You have a couple of safes full of cures for long term health issues...
Yes, but then the life insurance won't pay off. I do have the option of physician-assisted suicide in the face of a terminal illness, and the death certificate will list cause of death as the illness, not the PAS. So there's that.
Exactly...didn't mean to infer that you had to do it, there are just various ways to expedite.
And I've thought such contingencies through, especially after my mom died of cancer.
None of us gets out alive, just a matter of when and under what circumstances.
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
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cheap cigar lull?
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cheap cigar lull?
I just got off work and was catching up on the banter lull.
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
What are the ones in the lower left corner and what is in the upper right, Deano?
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
What are the ones in the lower left corner and what is in the upper right, Deano?
Sister house blends. Nicaraguan Primeros and CCom maduro and connie.
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
Nice haul, though.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
Nice haul, though.
gotta give them a month of down time though, but they'll hold me over for a bit. I smoke what I like and like what I smoke.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
Mmmmm, I had cube steaks in mushroom gravy and oven browned potatoes.
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
Nice haul, though.
gotta give them a month of down time though, but they'll hold me over for a bit. I smoke what I like and like what I smoke.
Won't hear me criticizin'.
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my late Christmas present. 3 day shipping my ass.
Nice haul, though.
gotta give them a month of down time though, but they'll hold me over for a bit. I smoke what I like and like what I smoke.
Won't hear me criticizin'.
wouldn't matter if you did. LOL.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
Mmmmm, I had cube steaks in mushroom gravy and oven browned potatoes.
That sounds good too.
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heading to the beach to see the stars. later.
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heading to the beach to see the stars. later.
Have a nice evening, Deano.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
Mmmmm, I had cube steaks in mushroom gravy and oven browned potatoes.
That sounds good too.
Carry out Chinese from a small neighborhood place which consistently kicks ass.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
Mmmmm, I had cube steaks in mushroom gravy and oven browned potatoes.
That sounds good too.
But gotta admit slow roasted pork from Chef Tonys kitchen sounds damn good.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
Mmmmm, I had cube steaks in mushroom gravy and oven browned potatoes.
That sounds good too.
But gotta admit slow roasted pork from Chef Tonys kitchen sounds damn good.
Wound up being great. Still have about 7 1/2 lbs left. Also made a salad and some stuffed mushrooms. It was pretty much a feast. Now we'll veg in front of the boob tube for a bit and call it a night.
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Well boys, time for me to get the Cuban dinner ready. White rice, black beans, and a pork shoulder I slow roasted for 8 hours.
Mmmmm, I had cube steaks in mushroom gravy and oven browned potatoes.
That sounds good too.
But gotta admit slow roasted pork from Chef Tonys kitchen sounds damn good.
Wound up being great. Still have about 7 1/2 lbs left. Also made a salad and some stuffed mushrooms. It was pretty much a feast. Now we'll veg in front of the boob tube for a bit and call it a night.
I shall join you.