Post by: CigarBanter on July 18, 2017, 12:01:26 AM
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Today's Highlight in History:
On July 18, 1947, President Harry S. Truman signed a Presidential Succession Act which placed the speaker of the House and the Senate president pro tempore next in the line of succession after the vice president.
On this date:
In A.D. 64, the Great Fire of Rome began, consuming most of the city for about a week. (Some blamed the fire on Emperor Nero, who in turn blamed Christians.)
In 1536, the English Parliament passed an act declaring the authority of the pope void in England.
In 1792, American naval hero John Paul Jones died in Paris at age 45.
In 1817, English novelist Jane Austen died in Winchester at age 41.
In 1927, Ty Cobb hit safely for the 4,000th time in his career during a game between the Philadelphia Athletics (his new team) and the Detroit Tigers (his old one) at Navin Field. (The Tigers won, 5-3.)
In 1932, the United States and Canada signed a treaty to develop the St. Lawrence Seaway.
In 1944, Hideki Tojo was removed as Japanese premier and war minister because of setbacks suffered by his country in World War II. American forces in France captured the Normandy town of St. Lo.
In 1955, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, Soviet Premier Nikolai Bulganin, British Prime Minister Anthony Eden and French Premier Edgar Faure held a summit in Geneva.
In 1969, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., left a party on Chappaquiddick Island near Martha's Vineyard with Mary Jo Kopechne (koh-PEHK'-nee), 28; some time later, Kennedy's car went off a bridge into the water. Kennedy was able to escape, but Kopechne drowned.
In 1976, 14-year-old Romanian gymnast Nadia Comaneci, competing at the Montreal Olympics, received the first-ever perfect score of 10 with her routine on uneven parallel bars. (Comaneci would go on to receive six more 10s in Montreal.)
In 1984, gunman James Huberty opened fire at a McDonald's fast food restaurant in San Ysidro (ee-SEE'-droh), California, killing 21 people before being shot dead by police. Walter F. Mondale won the Democratic presidential nomination in San Francisco.
In 1994, a bomb hidden in a van destroyed a Jewish cultural center in Buenos Aires, Argentina, killing 85. Tutsi rebels declared an end to Rwanda's 14-week-old civil war.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 12:27:35 AM
Five years ago: Rebels penetrated the heart of Syria's power elite, detonating a bomb inside a high-level crisis meeting in Damascus that killed three leaders of the regime, including President Bashar Assad's brother-in-law and the defense minister. A bus bombing at the Burgas airport in Bulgaria killed five Israeli tourists, the bus driver and the suspected perpetrator.
One year ago: Republicans opened their national convention in Cleveland as they prepared to nominate Donald Trump for president; Trump's wife, Melania, delivered a speech in which she assured delegates and voters that her husband had the character and determination to unite a divided nation. (Mrs. Trump's well-received address was marred by two passages with similarities to a speech first lady Michelle Obama delivered at the 2008 Democratic convention; a speechwriter accepted responsibility for the passages in question.) President Barack Obama awarded the Medal of Honor to retired Lt. Col. Charles Kettles, a helicopter pilot in the Vietnam War credited with helping rescue more than 40 American soldiers under heavy fire. A 17-year-old Afghan asylum-seeker wounded five people with an ax before being killed by police near the German city of Wuerzburg in an attack claimed by the Islamic State group.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 12:28:23 AM
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Well, the clock may say 10:30, but I'm beat. See you in the morning.Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bight. Hooray for the Bedbug Inn!
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 05:01:29 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 05:05:29 AM
Jaguar Recreates Iconic James Bond Car Stunt To Debut New SUV. (1 minute G-Rated Video)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=82eXssHng6U
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 05:08:07 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 05:48:30 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 05:50:31 AM
good morning Dave.Morning Dean
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 05:50:43 AM
70° heading into the 90's by early afternoon. 50% chance of a thunderstorm.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 05:52:26 AM
Warden had hell day trying to get home on Delta Airlines yesterday. Not one but two airplanes had problems and had to be taken out of service. Scheduled to be home at 3:30 but guess she was lucky to make it at 9:30.I am really glad I don't fly.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 05:52:44 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 05:53:47 AM
It is a holy nightmare anymore. A couple of more trips and I hope to be done with commercial flying.Warden had hell day trying to get home on Delta Airlines yesterday. Not one but two airplanes had problems and had to be taken out of service. Scheduled to be home at 3:30 but guess she was lucky to make it at 9:30.I am really glad I don't fly.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 05:57:58 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:06:23 AM
Time to show up at the office, finish packing my belongings and lunch with the big boss on the schedule for today.think you'll miss the homeless view from your office?
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:06:53 AM
Happy Twofer!morning Dave.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 06:19:57 AM
You know he will. :DTime to show up at the office, finish packing my belongings and lunch with the big boss on the schedule for today.think you'll miss the homeless view from your office?
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:30:26 AM
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, caused a two-vehicle crash last week in Florida because she was shaving her bikini line, KeysNews.com reports. While Barnes’ hands were busy, her ex-husband held onto the steering wheel from the backseat.
So why was Barnes taking care of her hygiene while on the road?
“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said.
Uh, okay—we won’t pass any judgement regarding Barnes’s love life. But back to her driving: Barnes wasn’t even supposed to be on the road because she was convicted of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license just one day earlier.
This time she was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. She faces a maximum of a year in jail. We also hope the court recommends a good salon.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:32:50 AM
Meet George Jolicur, a 38-year-old, 600-pound Florida man arrested for scamming restaurants out of food but then deemed too fat for imprisonment. It's almost sad, because his weight seems to be the direct result of his criminal eating habits. Excuse us as we dig into him like he's dug into so many all-you-can-eat buffets.
Jolicur doesn't appear to be a picky eater, but he had a habit of sending food back at restaurants and refusing to pay for it, even if he had scarfed down most of it. In one episode, he ordered five milkshakes but then complained the milk was bad and he shouldn't have to pay. In the incident that finally tripped him up — his jerkyloo, if you will — he ordered $50 of beef jerky, ate all but a few strips, and sent the rest back before leaving.
That's when the jerky store called the cops on this jerky jerk.
Police arrived at his Sanford, Florida home, according to the Daily Mail, and said they heard a man trying to impersonate a female voice while claiming George wasn't home. They then heard a real female voice shout, "George, just turn yourself in!"
According to the Mail, Jolicur avoided jail because it would be too expensive to house him. He's already eaten himself into his own cell, it seems, for he's mostly bedridden and breathes with the help of a respirator.
The cost of bringing him to trial alone would be thousands of dollars. Jolicur instead has agreed to pay a fine after confessing to five charges.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:36:15 AM
Spring Hill - Hernando Today reports that Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend James Albert Barfield, 56, were arrested while naked and charged with domestic battery following the aborted late-night orgy at their home in Weeki Wachi, population 12.
Norris and Barfield, both swingers, brought other sexual partners to their home in the wee hours of Monday morning. Barfield was accompanied by another woman, while Norris upped the ante by bringing home a pair of men.
Temperatures and tempers rose as Barfield watched the two men pleasure his woman and Norris saw another woman sexing her man. It wasn't long before the couple went at each other, and not in a good way. Norris ended up with a bloody lip, beaux Barfield's back and neck were scratched and the objects of the couple's temporary desire fled in fear before police arrived and arrested the feuding libertines.
In addition to the domestic battery charges, Norris was charged with resisting arrest. Hernando County Deputy Cari Smith told Hernando Today that Norris was "very intoxicated and uncooperative," refusing to put her clothes back on when ordered to do so. Barfield was also naked when deputies arrived.
A roommate who lives in the house told Deputy Smith that she was awakened by yelling and screaming in the hallway. She left her room and saw the couple "pushing and shoving each other from one end of the house to the other, breaking things in the process."
The roommate said the couple has a "weird relationship."
This isn't the first attempted orgy to go horribly wrong. According to CBS News, 29-year-old Richard Zeh of Newington, Connecticut was arrested in April 2010 after responding to a bogus Craigslist ad promising group sex at what turned out to be the home of an 18-year-old woman. Even though the young woman made it very clear that there was no orgy at her address, Zeh returned to her home and groped her anyway.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:39:44 AM
The clerk, apparently uninterested in explaining to the boss that part of the day's profit consisted of a large scaly reptile, called the police. They called the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
The thirsty alligator trapper, Fernando Aguilera, had caught the four-foot-long alligator in a local park and brought it to the Santa Ana Market in Allapattah, just outside Miami.
Wildlife officers released the reptile unharmed. Instead of a beer, Aguilera received three citations for illegally catching and attempting to sell the alligator. The charges are second-degree misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $500 fine.
"In 25 years of law enforcement, I have never come across an individual who purposely caught an alligator and tied it up, brought it to a convenience store and tried to barter it for a 12-pack," said FWC Officer Jorge Pino.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 06:41:38 AM
A Florida swingers' orgy went horribly wrong when a jealous couple lost their cool during the carnal proceedings and proceeded to assault each other.The best part of this story is that they have a roommate.
Spring Hill - Hernando Today reports that Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend James Albert Barfield, 56, were arrested while naked and charged with domestic battery following the aborted late-night orgy at their home in Weeki Wachi, population 12.
Norris and Barfield, both swingers, brought other sexual partners to their home in the wee hours of Monday morning. Barfield was accompanied by another woman, while Norris upped the ante by bringing home a pair of men.
Temperatures and tempers rose as Barfield watched the two men pleasure his woman and Norris saw another woman sexing her man. It wasn't long before the couple went at each other, and not in a good way. Norris ended up with a bloody lip, beaux Barfield's back and neck were scratched and the objects of the couple's temporary desire fled in fear before police arrived and arrested the feuding libertines.
In addition to the domestic battery charges, Norris was charged with resisting arrest. Hernando County Deputy Cari Smith told Hernando Today that Norris was "very intoxicated and uncooperative," refusing to put her clothes back on when ordered to do so. Barfield was also naked when deputies arrived.
A roommate who lives in the house told Deputy Smith that she was awakened by yelling and screaming in the hallway. She left her room and saw the couple "pushing and shoving each other from one end of the house to the other, breaking things in the process."
The roommate said the couple has a "weird relationship."
This isn't the first attempted orgy to go horribly wrong. According to CBS News, 29-year-old Richard Zeh of Newington, Connecticut was arrested in April 2010 after responding to a bogus Craigslist ad promising group sex at what turned out to be the home of an 18-year-old woman. Even though the young woman made it very clear that there was no orgy at her address, Zeh returned to her home and groped her anyway.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:46:21 AM
“A Florida man shot himself in his penis and testicles while claiming to be cleaning his gun,” blared one ABC-TV affiliate. “A Florida man whose hand was bitten off by a nine-foot alligator now faces charges of feeding the animal,” blared another. And state wildlife officials also were not too thrilled with a company whose business is bringing alligators with their mouths taped shut to kids’ birthday pool parties (for a $175 fee).
But then the local news goes gothic. A Florida man was upset that his wife didn’t thaw the frozen pizza and shoved her face into a dog bowl, police said. Another man forced his wife to swallow her diamond engagement ring after she announced that she was leaving. In another bad pizza story, a man punched the delivery boy after he forget garlic knots.
And then comes cannibalism. Another man “chopped off his victim’s head, removed part of the brain and an eyeball, put them in a plastic bag, walked 12 blocks to this cemetery, Lakeview Cemetery, and then ate them,” WTHH-TV reported. Other skin-eating criminals also made national news, with details too gross to mention.
So what is it? Is there something in the state’s character that delights in proving—or telling the world again and again—that Floridian facts are stranger than fiction?
“A Florida man is dead after competing in a bug eating contest at a reptile store,” another station reported. Another cockroach-eating story starred a preacher wanting to attract new parishioners. The state sponsors python killing contests, though some Floridians keep them at home as pets—until they are herded like cattle and confiscated.
The “weird Florida” list goes on and on—and then it moves into the political world.
Florida’s bad politics startled the nation in 2000, when the U.S. Supreme Court stopped a presidential recount and gave the White House to George W. Bush. Its current governor, Rick Scott, is one of America’s worst. He was elected after touting his years as CEO of Columbia/HCA, a big hospital chain that paid a total of $1.7 billion in fines for taxpayer-bilking Medicaid fraud felonies that were mostly committed while he was in charge. He spent $75 million of his money on his 2010 race. The fox now runs the henhouse.
At times, Scott, a Tea Party Republican, seems like a buffoon. At other times, he’s bent on destroying Florida government. He’s mistakenly given out phone sex line numbers at press conferences and signed a bill that unknowingly banned computers and smart phones at Internet cafes. He was called one of the nation’s worst governors by the Chronicle of Higher Education for wanting to phase out funding for the humanities. Scott resurrected a slew of Jim Crow-era voting tactics before the 2012 election, including false claims that 180,000 aliens were on voter rolls and shutting down voter registration drives.
Beyond Scott, Florida’s justice system cannot shake its inescapable racist reputation. It’s not just that the Trayvon Martin prosecution team could not convict George Zimmerman. The same prosecutor sent a black women—a young mother—to jail for 20 years for firing a warning shot after her husband, a known domestic abuser, threatened her.
Florida is a state of extremes. It has the most bugs, the highest identity theft rate in the nation, the flattest roads and the worst elderly drivers. Two of its cities, Pensacola and Jacksonville, rank in the top 10 nationally for most toxic drinking water. More cities are among the nation’s top 10 with stickiest weather: Apalachicola and Gainesville. It has the fourth most volatile economy, with one quarter of its 19.3 million residents losing one-fourth of their income in 2008 economic crash.
Why? Why? Why?
California has the most poisonous snakes, but it does not have the Sunshine State’s snake obsessions. Nor does it have a detective’s daughter displaying an ounce of cocaine from the police locker for a grade-school science project (involving sniffer dogs).
Native Floridians tend to blame everyone but native Floridians for the state’s reputation.
As UrbanDictionary.com notes, white Floridians with pre-Civil War roots are proud to be called “crackers,” and are known for fishing and swimming in lakes and rivers; knowing what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it; eating cane syrup on biscuits and gravy on squirrel and rice; and knowing to take off one’s hat when hearing Dixie or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song.
“This just makes me want to laugh,” replied Casey Schmidt, to CBS’s Miami affiliate when they asked about Florida’s weird reputation. “You say people down here only care about themselves, well that may be true. Until we know who you are and what crazy ideas you are bringing from some other crazy state, we are just going to take care of ourselves. If you don’t like the way we’re living just leave this long-haired country boy alone.”
Using boomer Southern rock lyrics to express “screw you” sentiments—courtesy of the Charlie Daniels Band—is predictable enough. But other writers to the same blog had more insightful comments.
“I live here in Pinellas County and I believe it’s a combination of extreme poverty from low paying jobs, heat, and no access to mental-health care (unaffordable health insurance and very hard to qualify for Medicaid),” another said. “You get desperate, depressed, angry, and eventually just don’t care about anything.”
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 06:58:50 AM
Someone born in Florida. Subject to massive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do retarded stuff and having low IQ's. They are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. They like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your butt when its foggy as all hell out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing massive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting massive amounts of your time. Someone who does not understand what the passing lane is.
Look at this dumb Floridiot holding up all this traffic, THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE... LET ME BY!!!!
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 07:04:12 AM
Florida (accidentally) banned all computers and smart phones in internet cafes
The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
Oral sex is illegal.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 07:04:44 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 07:04:46 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 07:05:12 AM
Good morning, ladies.where?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 07:11:43 AM
Good morning, ladies.Morning, Tony.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 07:32:29 AM
Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 07:38:35 AM
Too late, you said his magic word.Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 07:41:14 AM
I hope the redhead is close by or he's gonna have blue balls for the rest of the morning.Too late, you said his magic word.Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 07:43:00 AM
I'm good.I hope the redhead is close by or he's gonna have blue balls for the rest of the morning.Too late, you said his magic word.Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
morning Tony.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 07:54:37 AM
Not gonna lie, I was worried.I'm good.I hope the redhead is close by or he's gonna have blue balls for the rest of the morning.Too late, you said his magic word.Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
morning Tony.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 08:24:02 AM
Not gonna lie, I was worried.I'm good.I hope the redhead is close by or he's gonna have blue balls for the rest of the morning.Too late, you said his magic word.Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
morning Tony.
if you pray, why worry?
if you worry, why pray?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 08:32:37 AM
(http://www.relativelyinteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deep-thoughts-by-jack-handey.jpg)Not gonna lie, I was worried.I'm good.I hope the redhead is close by or he's gonna have blue balls for the rest of the morning.Too late, you said his magic word.Take it easy buddy, cool your jets. I was just trying to disparage you because it's Tuesday.Good morning, ladies.where?
morning Tony.
if you pray, why worry?
if you worry, why pray?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 09:05:46 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 09:07:19 AM
Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 09:12:05 AM
hey, I tried.Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 09:25:17 AM
Yes you did. Noted.hey, I tried.Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 09:34:20 AM
If Tex were here, he'd give you this.hey, I tried.Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 09:43:11 AM
Oh, it's fun! ::)Warden had hell day trying to get home on Delta Airlines yesterday. Not one but two airplanes had problems and had to be taken out of service. Scheduled to be home at 3:30 but guess she was lucky to make it at 9:30.I am really glad I don't fly.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 09:47:27 AM
enough.Maybe I should change my retirement plans and move to Florida, sounds like a fun place!
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 09:47:51 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 10:07:58 AM
Indeed, a fine start!Yes you did. Noted.hey, I tried.Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 10:11:27 AM
no thanks. Donald would only take it away soon.If Tex were here, he'd give you this.hey, I tried.Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
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Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 10:12:11 AM
depends on your idea of fun.enough.Maybe I should change my retirement plans and move to Florida, sounds like a fun place!
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 10:18:54 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 10:35:36 AM
At least then he'd get something done. #werestillwaitingformccainno thanks. Donald would only take it away soon.If Tex were here, he'd give you this.hey, I tried.Gonna be a slow banter day. Sheesh.Bunch of slackers.
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Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 10:35:55 AM
Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Nice. He bringing you home any cigars or rum?
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 10:42:05 AM
Some rum, yeah. Cuban cigars I've already got. But he's bringing back a bunch of cigars for friends of ours.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Nice. He bringing you home any cigars or rum?
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 10:43:41 AM
Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Did you give him a shopping list?
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 10:44:44 AM
You can get Cuban rum at any international airport for a good price. Cigars, not so much. Customs never looks at the booze.Some rum, yeah. Cuban cigars I've already got. But he's bringing back a bunch of cigars for friends of ours.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Nice. He bringing you home any cigars or rum?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 10:46:12 AM
Awesome. That's definitely what I'd load up on if I was there.Some rum, yeah. Cuban cigars I've already got. But he's bringing back a bunch of cigars for friends of ours.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Nice. He bringing you home any cigars or rum?
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 10:49:11 AM
Nah. Let the man enjoy the trip in peace.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Did you give him a shopping list?
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 11:08:26 AM
I'm a friend, right? My address is...Some rum, yeah. Cuban cigars I've already got. But he's bringing back a bunch of cigars for friends of ours.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Nice. He bringing you home any cigars or rum?
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 11:13:54 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 11:17:16 AM
You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\.....some of us are away from their computer or phone to post when they run to the bank, PO, gas station, B&M, and attitude adjustment meeting.
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 11:18:02 AM
now there's a good son.Nah. Let the man enjoy the trip in peace.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Did you give him a shopping list?
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 11:20:35 AM
We'll get right on that...I'm a friend, right? My address is...Some rum, yeah. Cuban cigars I've already got. But he's bringing back a bunch of cigars for friends of ours.Morning, muchachos. My dad should be arriving in Havana today.Nice. He bringing you home any cigars or rum?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 11:27:17 AM
You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-#longrefractoryperiod
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 11:39:03 AM
You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 11:40:43 AM
My daughters father-in-law passed away last Wednesday, and last night we got the call the the wardens mother
passed away in the hospice. Wife went to see her on Saturday, and help her older sister make the pre arrangements,
with the funeral parlour, .et.al.. They picked an orchid colored casket. My MIL, liked her bright colors (they debated
hot pink, but then changed their minds). She was somewhere between 96 and a 100, her exact age, was a family secret.
No big wake, just a small service at the cemetery on Thursday. My mom is on hospice care at home, and we have already done the pre arrangements, as well. I don't think they will do an Obit for my MIL, she wouldn't want anybody knowing
anything. Dean, thanks for all the insane stuff about Florida this morning, it came at the right time.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 11:41:04 AM
No need ::)You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 11:44:52 AM
Or flip and I could have a karaoke war.No need ::)You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 11:47:41 AM
my buddy Shadow, put up a clip of me doing bust-a-move a few weeks ago. Maybe I can find it..Or flip and I could have a karaoke war.No need ::)You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 11:49:49 AM
Morning, boys... for the last 7 days, best thing that happened was got a nail in the left front tire on the VW(got it fixed).Morning, flip. Sorry to hear about that. Couple of gut punches right in a row there.
My daughters father-in-law passed away last Wednesday, and last night we got the call the the wardens mother
passed away in the hospice. Wife went to see her on Saturday, and help her older sister make the pre arrangements,
with the funeral parlour, .et.al.. They picked an orchid colored casket. My MIL, liked her bright colors (they debated
hot pink, but then changed their minds). She was somewhere between 96 and a 100, her exact age, was a family secret.
No big wake, just a small service at the cemetery on Thursday. My mom is on hospice care at home, and we have already done the pre arrangements, as well. I don't think they will do an Obit for my MIL, she wouldn't want anybody knowing
anything. Dean, thanks for all the insane stuff about Florida this morning, it came at the right time.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 11:50:25 AM
this might work https://www.facebook.com/search/str/david%2Blove%2Bjr/keywords_blended_posts?filters_rp_author=%7B%22name%22%3A%22author_friends%22%2C%22args%22%3A%22%22%7D&esd=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%3D (https://www.facebook.com/search/str/david%2Blove%2Bjr/keywords_blended_posts?filters_rp_author=%7B%22name%22%3A%22author_friends%22%2C%22args%22%3A%22%22%7D&esd=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%3D)my buddy Shadow, put up a clip of me doing bust-a-move a few weeks ago. Maybe I can find it..Or flip and I could have a karaoke war.No need ::)You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 11:50:54 AM
Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 11:57:46 AM
yeah, been spending at lot of time in Staten Island with my mom lately, my youngest Brother,Morning, boys... for the last 7 days, best thing that happened was got a nail in the left front tire on the VW(got it fixed).Morning, flip. Sorry to hear about that. Couple of gut punches right in a row there.
My daughters father-in-law passed away last Wednesday, and last night we got the call the the wardens mother
passed away in the hospice. Wife went to see her on Saturday, and help her older sister make the pre arrangements,
with the funeral parlour, .et.al.. They picked an orchid colored casket. My MIL, liked her bright colors (they debated
hot pink, but then changed their minds). She was somewhere between 96 and a 100, her exact age, was a family secret.
No big wake, just a small service at the cemetery on Thursday. My mom is on hospice care at home, and we have already done the pre arrangements, as well. I don't think they will do an Obit for my MIL, she wouldn't want anybody knowing
anything. Dean, thanks for all the insane stuff about Florida this morning, it came at the right time.
and his wife came in from Montana for about a week, one of my other brothers and his family have
come up from Florida for the last few weekends. At least my Mom, is still with us mentally, Nadine's Mom had worsening
dementia for years, and hadn't recognized her for months.
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 11:57:46 AM
The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 12:14:50 PM
Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 12:27:09 PM
There you go. The country needs a tobacco enema.Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 12:45:52 PM
That's got to be a terrible thing to have to deal with.yeah, been spending at lot of time in Staten Island with my mom lately, my youngest Brother,Morning, boys... for the last 7 days, best thing that happened was got a nail in the left front tire on the VW(got it fixed).Morning, flip. Sorry to hear about that. Couple of gut punches right in a row there.
My daughters father-in-law passed away last Wednesday, and last night we got the call the the wardens mother
passed away in the hospice. Wife went to see her on Saturday, and help her older sister make the pre arrangements,
with the funeral parlour, .et.al.. They picked an orchid colored casket. My MIL, liked her bright colors (they debated
hot pink, but then changed their minds). She was somewhere between 96 and a 100, her exact age, was a family secret.
No big wake, just a small service at the cemetery on Thursday. My mom is on hospice care at home, and we have already done the pre arrangements, as well. I don't think they will do an Obit for my MIL, she wouldn't want anybody knowing
anything. Dean, thanks for all the insane stuff about Florida this morning, it came at the right time.
and his wife came in from Montana for about a week, one of my other brothers and his family have
come up from Florida for the last few weekends. At least my Mom, is still with us mentally, Nadine's Mom had worsening
dementia for years, and hadn't recognized her for months.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 12:46:44 PM
So we need to drain the swamp, or the shit?The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 01:09:17 PM
Both.So we need to drain the swamp, or the shit?The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 01:31:54 PM
Rumor has it there's a small town in FL that still smells like the entire area had an enema.Both.So we need to drain the swamp, or the shit?The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 01:47:55 PM
We don't argue, we discuss!You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 01:50:15 PM
Have I got a Gurkha for you!Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 01:50:31 PM
Yeah, just like real politicians. :DWe don't argue, we discuss!You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 01:51:10 PM
I hope it's the "Cigar of the Decade" one I got an email about yesterday. Sheesh on CI.Have I got a Gurkha for you!Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-\Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 01:54:04 PM
A Cuban Cleanse? Dominican Douche? Nicaraguan Rinse?There you go. The country needs a tobacco enema.Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 02:05:42 PM
Uh huh...riiiiiight.We don't argue, we discuss!You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 02:09:49 PM
Definitely sound like some Urban Dictionary terms there.A Cuban Cleanse? Dominican Douche? Nicaraguan Rinse?There you go. The country needs a tobacco enema.Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 02:11:36 PM
For the record, I checked, and they're not.Definitely sound like some Urban Dictionary terms there.A Cuban Cleanse? Dominican Douche? Nicaraguan Rinse?There you go. The country needs a tobacco enema.Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on July 18, 2017, 02:19:21 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on July 18, 2017, 02:29:06 PM
Morning, boys... for the last 7 days, best thing that happened was got a nail in the left front tire on the VW(got it fixed).wow, that's quite a full plate. I'll say an extra prayer for you and yours.
My daughters father-in-law passed away last Wednesday, and last night we got the call the the wardens mother
passed away in the hospice. Wife went to see her on Saturday, and help her older sister make the pre arrangements,
with the funeral parlour, .et.al.. They picked an orchid colored casket. My MIL, liked her bright colors (they debated
hot pink, but then changed their minds). She was somewhere between 96 and a 100, her exact age, was a family secret.
No big wake, just a small service at the cemetery on Thursday. My mom is on hospice care at home, and we have already done the pre arrangements, as well. I don't think they will do an Obit for my MIL, she wouldn't want anybody knowing
anything. Dean, thanks for all the insane stuff about Florida this morning, it came at the right time.
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 03:18:54 PM
...yet!For the record, I checked, and they're not.Definitely sound like some Urban Dictionary terms there.A Cuban Cleanse? Dominican Douche? Nicaraguan Rinse?There you go. The country needs a tobacco enema.Or a good $0.05 cigar! 8)The country needs an enema.Trump is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced covfefe.You can tell there's a bunch of old guys posting here....great out of the gate, but need a bit of a recovery period after... :-Well, if it'd make you happy, LTG and I can start a political argument.
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 03:50:22 PM
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 04:17:18 PM
this looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!That's not cheap. But I'd still consider it if a bunch of BotL were so inclined.
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Edit: Ya just hafta drink enough to make it worthwhile.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 04:40:09 PM
this looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!Did you see the Scotch and Cigars event at Lambertville Station that I posted last week?
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 04:54:24 PM
nope, never much of a Scotch aficionado, after downing a 5th of Clan McGregor in the 70'sthis looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!Did you see the Scotch and Cigars event at Lambertville Station that I posted last week?
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 06:25:44 PM
That is piling it on Flip, condolences to your family. I had a great a unit with no age known like that. Even her husband was not sure how old she was.Morning, boys... for the last 7 days, best thing that happened was got a nail in the left front tire on the VW(got it fixed).wow, that's quite a full plate. I'll say an extra prayer for you and yours.
My daughters father-in-law passed away last Wednesday, and last night we got the call the the wardens mother
passed away in the hospice. Wife went to see her on Saturday, and help her older sister make the pre arrangements,
with the funeral parlour, .et.al.. They picked an orchid colored casket. My MIL, liked her bright colors (they debated
hot pink, but then changed their minds). She was somewhere between 96 and a 100, her exact age, was a family secret.
No big wake, just a small service at the cemetery on Thursday. My mom is on hospice care at home, and we have already done the pre arrangements, as well. I don't think they will do an Obit for my MIL, she wouldn't want anybody knowing
anything. Dean, thanks for all the insane stuff about Florida this morning, it came at the right time.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on July 18, 2017, 06:28:00 PM
Post by: razgueado on July 18, 2017, 06:37:36 PM
Clan McGregor is to Scotch as Black Label is to beer.nope, never much of a Scotch aficionado, after downing a 5th of Clan McGregor in the 70'sthis looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!Did you see the Scotch and Cigars event at Lambertville Station that I posted last week?
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 06:52:08 PM
If I used that as a disqualifier, I'd be drinking as much as Dean..... :-[nope, never much of a Scotch aficionado, after downing a 5th of Clan McGregor in the 70'sthis looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!Did you see the Scotch and Cigars event at Lambertville Station that I posted last week?
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Post by: flip from jersey on July 18, 2017, 07:46:17 PM
I was 17 at the time, and it was my first hard liquor....If I used that as a disqualifier, I'd be drinking as much as Dean..... :-[nope, never much of a Scotch aficionado, after downing a 5th of Clan McGregor in the 70'sthis looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!Did you see the Scotch and Cigars event at Lambertville Station that I posted last week?
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)
Post by: tcarblu on July 18, 2017, 08:15:41 PM
Post by: tcarblu on July 18, 2017, 08:17:19 PM
Post by: Travellin Dave on July 18, 2017, 10:33:51 PM
Hi Guys, and good evening everyone. Use cigar.com/fireworks for free shipping, good til 8/10.Thanks Blue.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 10:49:43 PM
Tony, you may want to use your gift card during this time, if you can find something worthwhile to buyThanks, buddy. I'll have to find something.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on July 18, 2017, 10:51:26 PM
I like that better for a herf.this looks interesting a booze cruise with cigars!Did you see the Scotch and Cigars event at Lambertville Station that I posted last week?
http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65 (http://enews.jrcigarnewjersey.com/q/YjtV7oiHzxkeW7nd9vVFEaCr0J1u23HIeaNvHkETNtnG3mYQVVYoxOS65)