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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #255 on: September 02, 2016, 07:54:38 PM »

There it is. Now the commute.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #256 on: September 02, 2016, 07:58:42 PM »

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.
But what about the cigars you were going to buy?
He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....
Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.

Individually does make it more intimate.  ;D

btw, You should really get some tacos tonight.
Kids wanted SmashBurger. I didn't feel like cooking so it was a win/win.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #257 on: September 02, 2016, 08:00:50 PM »

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.
But what about the cigars you were going to buy?
He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....
Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.
Now who's being redundant?  It is impossible to fuck oneself in any way BUT individually.
That's a good point. Messed up my punctuation. GFY.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #258 on: September 02, 2016, 08:01:37 PM »

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.
But what about the cigars you were going to buy?
He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....
Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.
Now who's being redundant?  It is impossible to fuck oneself in any way BUT individually.
That's a good point. Messed up my punctuation. GFY.
Individually?
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #259 on: September 02, 2016, 08:09:46 PM »

There it is. Now the commute.

Yeah! 18!
Enjoy your restful ride, glamper.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #260 on: September 02, 2016, 08:15:36 PM »

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.
But what about the cigars you were going to buy?
He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....
Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.
Now who's being redundant?  It is impossible to fuck oneself in any way BUT individually.
That's a good point. Messed up my punctuation. GFY.
Individually?
Of course.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #261 on: September 02, 2016, 08:16:28 PM »

There it is. Now the commute.

Yeah! 18!
Enjoy your restful ride, glamper.
+1   Enjoy the time with the family.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #262 on: September 02, 2016, 09:07:37 PM »

Now this is funny!

Police: Westerly man shot corncobs at neighbor’s house

http://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/westerly/9312050-154/man-charged-with-shooting-corncobs-at-neighbors-house.html
Assualt with a deadly corncob.  Least it was organic.
Assault with a corncob sound scarier than I suspect many would think.
High velocity cob up yo' azz.
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Re: 9/2/2016
« Reply #263 on: September 02, 2016, 10:07:05 PM »

18 indeed
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