Lunchtime!
Ditto! Off to meet some friends at Firehouse Subs, pick up my immunization records, and do a beer run - trying to find some VaS
Immunization records? The background check at this new place must be intense.
Since it's a Hospital and insurance company, it's pretty in depth. Criminal background and all those(9 different checks), then immunization, I'll have to get blood drawn, urine test
Maybe they will need a sperm sample.
My wife deals with that. She works in Reproductive Medicine at a Fertility Clinic
Out of respect for your Mrs, I'll refrain from being the asshole I so want to be.
LOL! I appreciate that. She has some good stories about the 'deposit' room the guys use
Please don't tell any. I unfortunately had to use one when my wife panicked when she wasn't pregnant after an hour of trying. I was so skeeved out and still have nightmares.
My wife wasn't pregnant after the first year of trying. I was expecting to be called in for a visit to the deposit room. Instead, her doctor ordered a post-coital test. That was good news #1 that day. Good news #2 was that I wasn't firing blanks. Good news #3 was she was pregnant.
At least, #3 was good news then. Now that he costs me $1300 a month in tuition money, I'm not so sure.