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[Travellin Dave]

Little Doggie Style and a Valkyrie for over the hump.

[razgueado]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

Well, let's be precise.  If you can smell a fart, it's because shit molecules are indeed getting to your nose - or, to be even more precise, the methanethiols from the shit molecules are making the trip from the shit to your nose.  That's how smell works.

However, the COVID-19 virus is between 100-1000 times the size of methanethiol molecules.  So COVID is too large to hitch a ride on those molecules, let alone the viral load needed to overcome the body's defenses.  So, as LTG points out, COVID hitchhikes on water molecules.

[LuvTooGolf]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

In which case maintaining social distancing will be come naturally to everyone around you.

Lol, win/win right there.

[Threebean]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

Well, let's be precise.  If you can smell a fart, it's because shit molecules are indeed getting to your nose - or, to be even more precise, the methanethiols from the shit molecules are making the trip from the shit to your nose.  That's how smell works.

However, the COVID-19 virus is between 100-1000 times the size of methanethiol molecules.  So COVID is too large to hitch a ride on those molecules, let alone the viral load needed to overcome the body's defenses.  So, as LTG points out, COVID hitchhikes on water molecules.

Professor, I have a question.  Are you saying fart odor consists only of gaseous state molecules without a particle component? 

[Travellin Dave]

Rocky Patel Vintage 1979 Robusto
$47.50

Man, how much of that old wrapper is there?

[Threebean]

And while we're on the subject, even Nasa has trouble dealing with the methanethiols.

"Engineering lead Jason Hutt described the smell on Twitter as "a couple dirty diapers, some microwave food wrappers, a used airsickness bag, & a few sweaty towels, put them in an old school metal trash can and let it bake in the summer sun for 10 days."

https://www.thomasnet.com/articles/daily-bite/nasa-s-space-toilet-is-apparently-too-stinky/?_ga=2.212763991.270435873.1601490138-997770015.1591965524

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh, shit breathers!

[Travellin Dave]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

Well, let's be precise.  If you can smell a fart, it's because shit molecules are indeed getting to your nose - or, to be even more precise, the methanethiols from the shit molecules are making the trip from the shit to your nose.  That's how smell works.

However, the COVID-19 virus is between 100-1000 times the size of methanethiol molecules.  So COVID is too large to hitch a ride on those molecules, let alone the viral load needed to overcome the body's defenses.  So, as LTG points out, COVID hitchhikes on water molecules.

Professor, I have a question.  Are you saying fart odor consists only of gaseous state molecules without a particle component?

There are different states of the fart to be considered.  There is purified fart gas made up of methane and various sulphur compounds  that in fact are very small and can penetrate all but specific gas masks.  Then there is fart essence which an additional bouquet and complexity with added organic components.  Finally there is the raw fart, which is effectively filtered out by a mask (aka underwear...or in Deans case pants or hot tub water).

[Threebean]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

Well, let's be precise.  If you can smell a fart, it's because shit molecules are indeed getting to your nose - or, to be even more precise, the methanethiols from the shit molecules are making the trip from the shit to your nose.  That's how smell works.

However, the COVID-19 virus is between 100-1000 times the size of methanethiol molecules.  So COVID is too large to hitch a ride on those molecules, let alone the viral load needed to overcome the body's defenses.  So, as LTG points out, COVID hitchhikes on water molecules.

Professor, I have a question.  Are you saying fart odor consists only of gaseous state molecules without a particle component?

There are different states of the fart to be considered.  There is purified fart gas made up of methane and various sulphur compounds  that in fact are very small and can penetrate all but specific gas masks.  Then there is fart essence which an additional bouquet and complexity with added organic components.  Finally there is the raw fart, which is effectively filtered out by a mask (aka underwear...or in Deans case pants or hot tub water).

LMAO, touche'

[Travellin Dave]

And while we're on the subject, even Nasa has trouble dealing with the methanethiols.

"Engineering lead Jason Hutt described the smell on Twitter as "a couple dirty diapers, some microwave food wrappers, a used airsickness bag, & a few sweaty towels, put them in an old school metal trash can and let it bake in the summer sun for 10 days."

https://www.thomasnet.com/articles/daily-bite/nasa-s-space-toilet-is-apparently-too-stinky/?_ga=2.212763991.270435873.1601490138-997770015.1591965524

Sounds like we should send up some Febreze or Glade on the next supply run.

[Threebean]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

Well, let's be precise.  If you can smell a fart, it's because shit molecules are indeed getting to your nose - or, to be even more precise, the methanethiols from the shit molecules are making the trip from the shit to your nose.  That's how smell works.

However, the COVID-19 virus is between 100-1000 times the size of methanethiol molecules.  So COVID is too large to hitch a ride on those molecules, let alone the viral load needed to overcome the body's defenses.  So, as LTG points out, COVID hitchhikes on water molecules.

Professor, I have a question.  Are you saying fart odor consists only of gaseous state molecules without a particle component?

There are different states of the fart to be considered.  There is purified fart gas made up of methane and various sulphur compounds  that in fact are very small and can penetrate all but specific gas masks.  Then there is fart essence which an additional bouquet and complexity with added organic components.  Finally there is the raw fart, which is effectively filtered out by a mask (aka underwear...or in Deans case pants or hot tub water).

So shit sublimates like CO2?

[Travellin Dave]

Another decent little sampler offered up Jamside.

Aganorsa 5-Star Sampler
$24.99

[bluecollar]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

It was a joke. I wanted to share

[A Friend of Charlie]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

You paint pretty pictures. LMAO!

[Travellin Dave]

If a fart can get through two butt cheeks, underwear, and a pair of jeans.. How are masks going to save is from Covid-19?

Because it's water droplets that infect us, not air. Your analogy would make more sense if you were talking about shitting yourself. If you let a fart go that turns out to be something else, it's unlikely to make it through your underpants and your jeans. But if you're wearing nothing at all, well, suddenly you've got shit running down into your shoes.

Well, let's be precise.  If you can smell a fart, it's because shit molecules are indeed getting to your nose - or, to be even more precise, the methanethiols from the shit molecules are making the trip from the shit to your nose.  That's how smell works.

However, the COVID-19 virus is between 100-1000 times the size of methanethiol molecules.  So COVID is too large to hitch a ride on those molecules, let alone the viral load needed to overcome the body's defenses.  So, as LTG points out, COVID hitchhikes on water molecules.

Professor, I have a question.  Are you saying fart odor consists only of gaseous state molecules without a particle component?

There are different states of the fart to be considered.  There is purified fart gas made up of methane and various sulphur compounds  that in fact are very small and can penetrate all but specific gas masks.  Then there is fart essence which an additional bouquet and complexity with added organic components.  Finally there is the raw fart, which is effectively filtered out by a mask (aka underwear...or in Deans case pants or hot tub water).

So shit sublimates like CO2?

Not quite....farts are already a gas so can't sublimate.  Their bouquet is simply enhanced by shit flavorings.  Think adding herbs and seasoning to oil.