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[South Carolina Redfish]

Now here is a Civil Engineering class that did not exist when I was in school:

Eco Anal Technical Application   (I kid you not that is what it says on the official transcript)

[Threebean]

Time to get ready to head to work.  Busy morning, I am on the selection committee for an engineering scholarship program at one of the Universities and they did not give us much time to get the scoring done.  Have to have the top 3 written up and emailed by 11:00 but I got a meeting out of the office from 9-10:30.  Then we have a conference call at 12:30 to discuss the selection.

Just pick the minority.  If there's more than one, pick the female.  If there's more than one of those, pick the black one.  if there's more than one of those, you might actually have to think about it.

LOL, I will give you a hint.  It is for Prairie View A&M.   None are females either so not so easy.

None are female?  Easy, lodge a protest that it's discriminatory at the outset and boycott it.   If that doesn't work scan the extracurriculars and pick the most gay one.

One of them just lost ponts (only joking) but when I just looked at his transcript the first two classes I saw were Differential Equations and Thermodynamics, dam near puked at the thought of those nightmares!

Those are solid engineering courses, neither easy.  Pick him. There, done, go have another cup of coffee.

[Threebean]

Now here is a Civil Engineering class that did not exist when I was in school:

Eco Anal Technical Application   (I kid you not that is what it says on the official transcript)

Oh yeah, sounds like he would make a good addition to next year's PA House Herf.  Pick him instead.

[sfish]

Now here is a Civil Engineering class that did not exist when I was in school:

Eco Anal Technical Application   (I kid you not that is what it says on the official transcript)

A.K.A - Butt Plug

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents.

[Threebean]

Good morning, gents.

Morning Mr. Mayor.  I've gotta head out, you can have my seat.  Ignore that crease in the center, I was bantering commando. 

[sfish]

Good morning, gents.

Morning Mr. Mayor.  I've gotta head out, you can have my seat.  Ignore that crease in the center, I was bantering commando.

Because of the Butt Plug no doubt

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Mayor

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents.

Morning Mr. Mayor.  I've gotta head out, you can have my seat.  Ignore that crease in the center, I was bantering commando.

(Puking!)

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning Scott and Tex.  Later Commando Mark.

[FloridaDean]

good morning guys. my lady snuck in around 5:30-6:00, I'm more tired than I was before.
Short Story maduro and coffee.
she's still sleeping.

[Travellin Dave]

What a way to start the damn day.  Warden decided to run some vinegar thru the coffee pot to see if that was the problem with it and did not get it flushed out good so when I got my nice hot first cup at 4:15 it had a nice touch of vinegar in it.  CHIT!

Sounds douchey!

Exactly.  Next time remind her there is a rinse step after the vinegar... don't need any Midsummers Eve Breakfast Blend...

[FloridaDean]

81° at 8:30 in the morning, NICE.

[Travellin Dave]

Now here is a Civil Engineering class that did not exist when I was in school:

Eco Anal Technical Application   (I kid you not that is what it says on the official transcript)

Send his address to Fishy.  They might want to invite him to the Cfest house next year.  [ed] wrote that before I got to Bean's comment.... we definitely are all on the same page.

[FloridaDean]

hey! when did I get my 5th star? thank you Tony.