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Threebean

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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #90 on: March 26, 2015, 09:10:31 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
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While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #91 on: March 26, 2015, 09:12:48 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
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Gay Marriage is popular
Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.
Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!
While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Very true, it's like a 2+ or 2.5 hahaha
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #92 on: March 26, 2015, 09:14:53 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
Tiger Team
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Gay Marriage is popular
Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.
Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!
While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #93 on: March 26, 2015, 09:15:04 AM »

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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #94 on: March 26, 2015, 09:15:28 AM »

this Oval is very good Scott.
I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.
Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else.  ;)
I suggest you gals grow a set of testicles
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #95 on: March 26, 2015, 09:16:12 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
Tiger Team
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Winning!
Gay Marriage is popular
Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.
Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!
While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.
She was next on my list if one had to go - thankfully they let her go when I was.  Don't worry, she already has a new job lined up and started it 1.5wks ago - fml.
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #96 on: March 26, 2015, 09:16:41 AM »

Good morning, bros.
Morning Tony
Good morning, TXDave.  Ready for another exciting day at the office?
Pay attention Tony, he's home sick today
I missed that.  I hope he feels better and I hope you become less of a douche.
Much better chance of the former coming true
Love the status, total commitment to Tony's health!
Haha. Always lookin' out for the big guy!
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #97 on: March 26, 2015, 09:17:01 AM »

this Oval is very good Scott.
I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.
Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else.  ;)
With the way Dean's been 'hittin em' lately, this could be lighter or heavier in comparison, until we see pics  ;)
Be careful what you ask for
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #98 on: March 26, 2015, 09:17:23 AM »

this Oval is very good Scott.
I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.
Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else.  ;)
With the way Dean's been 'hittin em' lately, this could be lighter or heavier in comparison, until we see pics  ;)
Sometimes I'm satisfied with using my imagination.
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #99 on: March 26, 2015, 09:19:16 AM »

this Oval is very good Scott.
I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.
Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else.  ;)
With the way Dean's been 'hittin em' lately, this could be lighter or heavier in comparison, until we see pics  ;)
Sometimes I'm satisfied with using my imagination spank bank.
Fixed it for ya
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #100 on: March 26, 2015, 09:19:45 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
Tiger Team
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Gay Marriage is popular
Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.
Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!
While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Successful Experience leading (we don't manage anymore we are leaders and that is important) physically or mentally challenged employees is a big Fuk'n deal.  Make sure you have an example of anything you claim to have done.
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2015, 09:19:51 AM »

Good morning, bros.
Morning Tony
Good morning, TXDave.  Ready for another exciting day at the office?
Pay attention Tony, he's home sick today
I missed that.  I hope he feels better and I hope you become less of a douche.
Much better chance of the former coming true
Love the status, total commitment to Tony's health!
Haha. Always lookin' out for the big guy!
Nice, even slipped in a fat joke with that one!   ;D
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2015, 09:20:03 AM »

Good morning, bros.
Morning Tony
Good morning, TXDave.  Ready for another exciting day at the office?
Pay attention Tony, he's home sick today
I missed that.  I hope he feels better and I hope you become less of a douche.
Much better chance of the former coming true
Love the status, total commitment to Tony's health!
Haha. Always lookin' out for the big guy!
Speaking of that, cold sore swelling gone down yet
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2015, 09:20:41 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
Tiger Team
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Best Practices
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Winning!
Gay Marriage is popular
Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.
Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!
While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Successful Experience leading (we don't manage anymore we lead and that is important) physically or mentally challenged employees is a big Fuk'n deal.  Make sure you have an example of anything you claim to have done.
I had a couple who worked for me, not clinically diagnosed however...
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Re: 3/26/2015
« Reply #104 on: March 26, 2015, 09:21:30 AM »

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   ;)
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
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Winning!
Gay Marriage is popular
Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.
Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!
While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.
Eskimo's aka Native Americans are near the top, she quit on her own though was not fired that would be impossible.
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