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[Travellin Dave]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
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Synergy
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Not Synergy!

Value add?

Reduce overhead is a big deal these days

YellowStar knows about that already.

[CigarGuy87]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
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Cello on/off always sparks conversation

think Tramp Stamp.

Big Bad Mother Fucker?

[dwgbryant]

this Oval is very good Scott.

One of my favorite cigars...

morning flip.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
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Winning!

Gay Marriage is popular

Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.

Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!

While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.

Eskimo's aka Native Americans are near the top, she quit on her own though was not fired that would be impossible.

Yeah that sounds like a fucking legal nightmare.

Implemented is another big buzzword these days.

"Implemented an ERP system across the largest publicly-held agricultural machinery company in the word, 107 stores, totaling over $2billion dollars in revenue"
Always have that one in the back pocket.

Make sure you learn to spell World first.

[CigarGuy87]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Not Synergy!

Value add?

Reduce overhead is a big deal these days

YellowStar knows about that already.

Yeah assholes, sore subject! - like Tony's vajayjay!

[sfish]

this Oval is very good Scott.

I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.

Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else. 

I suggest you gals grow a set of testicles

agreed. not EVERYBODY smokes MILD fucking cigars in the morning! may have to fire up a Partagas Black when the rain passes.

A man after my own heart. What's the matter? Not awake yet? Nice strong coffee and a robust cigar goes well anytime of day

[CigarGuy87]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Winning!

Gay Marriage is popular

Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.

Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!

While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.

Eskimo's aka Native Americans are near the top, she quit on her own though was not fired that would be impossible.

Yeah that sounds like a fucking legal nightmare.

Implemented is another big buzzword these days.

"Implemented an ERP system across the largest publicly-held agricultural machinery company in the worLd, 107 stores, totaling over $2billion dollars in revenue"
Always have that one in the back pocket.

Make sure you learn to spell World first.

Damn spell check

[flip from jersey]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Winning!

following Best practices, I synergisticly lead a Tiger team, to increase the bottom line profits at my last endeavor. Did the fargin bastidges notice, NO upper management had their heads up their asses as usual.
maybe leave off that last sentance.

[sfish]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Cello on/off always sparks conversation

think Tramp Stamp.

Mmmm, haven't had one of those in awhile, either type

[flip from jersey]

this Oval is very good Scott.

One of my favorite cigars...

morning flip.

morning Deano!

[CigarGuy87]

this Oval is very good Scott.

I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.

Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else. 

I suggest you gals grow a set of testicles

agreed. not EVERYBODY smokes MILD fucking cigars in the morning! may have to fire up a Partagas Black when the rain passes.

A man after my own heart. What's the matter? Not awake yet? Nice strong coffee and a robust cigar goes well anytime of day

Agreed - all depends on the smoking schedule, but if I'm only smoking one, it ain't gonna be some connie - but if I'm smoking 2 or 3, it's gonna be a connie or lighter cuban.

[CigarGuy87]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Winning!

following Best practices, I synergisticly lead a Tiger team, to increase the bottom line profits at my last endeavor. Did the fargin bastidges notice, NO upper management had their heads up their asses as usual.
maybe leave off that last sentance.

LALTS

[Travellin Dave]

this Oval is very good Scott.

I agree but a bit of a heavy hitter for a morning smoke IMHO.

Agreed.  Which is why I suggested something else. 

With the way Dean's been 'hittin em' lately, this could be lighter or heavier in comparison, until we see pics 

Sometimes I'm satisfied with using my imagination spank bank.

Fixed it for ya

No offense to Dean, but I don't think "Dean's girls" is one of the top go to sites for me.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Winning!

Gay Marriage is popular

Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.

Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!

While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.

Eskimo's aka Native Americans are near the top, she quit on her own though was not fired that would be impossible.

Yeah that sounds like a fucking legal nightmare.

Implemented is another big buzzword these days.

"Implemented an ERP system across the largest publicly-held agricultural machinery company in the word, 107 stores, totaling over $2billion dollars in revenue"
Always have that one in the back pocket.

Wow! Largest in the word? Sounds really big!

LALTS - was the largest in the world 7 years ago, then they doubled in size again! 

Then went broke because of failed cash management blaming it on the employees and fired them.

[Threebean]

Ok, what 'key' words should I use during the interview today?   
Tiger Team
Bottom Line
Synergy
Best Practices
...

Winning!

Gay Marriage is popular

Now you're thinking. Tell them your transgender and hope they haven't filled that particular minority/disadvantaged slot yet.

Ohh bingo.  Back at my former employer, I had a black, single mother, with a disability who worked for me!

While the gubmint encourages single motherhood, I don't believe it qualifies. But 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Doesn't beat Dave's Eskimo.... but he fired her.

Eskimo's aka Native Americans are near the top, she quit on her own though was not fired that would be impossible.

Yeah that sounds like a fucking legal nightmare.

Implemented is another big buzzword these days.

"Implemented an ERP system across the largest publicly-held agricultural machinery company in the word, 107 stores, totaling over $2billion dollars in revenue"
Always have that one in the back pocket.

Ohhh, that oughta give 'em a woody.