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[cigarbreath]

OK, I'm outa here.  Might have an Austin Independence Amber, 145 calories.  Two if I have another salad for dinner   

Bean, you wild and crazy guy.

Evening CB.  Yeah that Bean believes in living it up big.

Two light beers back-to-back.  Midlife crisis?

And on Sunday no less

He lives on the edge.

All y'all can GFY"s, Sunday and the other six days of the week as well!

...and play cards and dance too.

[cigarbreath]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

Bada Boom!

[SLY]

Evening gents.  I just dropped in for a moment to try to see where things were at.  I'm heading out, hoping to find someplace where I can have a cigar, beer and watch the Nats play the Mets (3rd inning now).  Maybe I'll be able to read up more of the banter from my phone when I get there, and tell you about the engagement party I went to with a friend that was on a 1,500 acre estate in Southern Maryland, that was held in this incredible "out building" with the most amazing catering ... huge buffet inside, bar outside, raw or steamed oyster bar outside, a help yourself whiskey bar on one side of the building under the covered porch, and on the other side, a Central American gentleman rolling cigars for the guests, whomever would like to partake ... the mild to med. CT wrapped coronas were excellent ... still waiting to try the full bodied large toro with the Brazilian wrapper.  Oh, the 4 piece band in the field adjacent to this building was pretty darn good also.  Unbelievably beautiful property and buildings.  For the girl ... her daddy just wanted to give her the best environment to grow up in, and it seems  a Cinderella engagement party.

[SLY]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

Bada Boom!

CB, it took about a moment after he finished saying it, for me to get the joke ... a little slow ...

[SLY]

Now, I'm out.

[Threebean]

Evening gents.  I just dropped in for a moment to try to see where things were at.  I'm heading out, hoping to find someplace where I can have a cigar, beer and watch the Nats play the Mets (3rd inning now).  Maybe I'll be able to read up more of the banter from my phone when I get there, and tell you about the engagement party I went to with a friend that was on a 1,500 acre estate in Southern Maryland, that was held in this incredible "out building" with the most amazing catering ... huge buffet inside, bar outside, raw or steamed oyster bar outside, a help yourself whiskey bar on one side of the building under the covered porch, and on the other side, a Central American gentleman rolling cigars for the guests, whomever would like to partake ... the mild to med. CT wrapped coronas were excellent ... still waiting to try the full bodied large toro with the Brazilian wrapper.  Oh, the 4 piece band in the field adjacent to this building was pretty darn good also.  Unbelievably beautiful property and buildings.  For the girl ... her daddy just wanted to give her the best environment to grow up in, and it seems  a Cinderella engagement party.

Wow, that is quite the party.  What the heck is left to do for the actual wedding reception? 

[Threebean]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve. 

[Travellin Dave]

Evening gents.  I just dropped in for a moment to try to see where things were at.  I'm heading out, hoping to find someplace where I can have a cigar, beer and watch the Nats play the Mets (3rd inning now).  Maybe I'll be able to read up more of the banter from my phone when I get there, and tell you about the engagement party I went to with a friend that was on a 1,500 acre estate in Southern Maryland, that was held in this incredible "out building" with the most amazing catering ... huge buffet inside, bar outside, raw or steamed oyster bar outside, a help yourself whiskey bar on one side of the building under the covered porch, and on the other side, a Central American gentleman rolling cigars for the guests, whomever would like to partake ... the mild to med. CT wrapped coronas were excellent ... still waiting to try the full bodied large toro with the Brazilian wrapper.  Oh, the 4 piece band in the field adjacent to this building was pretty darn good also.  Unbelievably beautiful property and buildings.  For the girl ... her daddy just wanted to give her the best environment to grow up in, and it seems  a Cinderella engagement party.

Hope you get invited to the wedding!...Wow

[cigarbreath]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

[razgueado]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

You know, I'm not embarrassed in the least to admit I didn't get the joke until Mikey posted this.  Not embarrassed at all.

[Threebean]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

You know, I'm not embarrassed in the least to admit I didn't get the joke until Mikey posted this.  Not embarrassed at all.

So you're not familiar with feminine hygiene solutions?  Don't blame you, the only part of a woman's anatomy more mysterious is the portion between the ears.

[cigarbreath]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

You know, I'm not embarrassed in the least to admit I didn't get the joke until Mikey posted this.  Not embarrassed at all.

So you're not familiar with feminine hygiene solutions?  Don't blame you, the only part of a woman's anatomy more mysterious is the portion between the ears.

There's nothing in all the universe more mysterious than that.

[razgueado]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

You know, I'm not embarrassed in the least to admit I didn't get the joke until Mikey posted this.  Not embarrassed at all.

So you're not familiar with feminine hygiene solutions?  Don't blame you, the only part of a woman's anatomy more mysterious is the portion between the ears.

I'm familiar with their existence, not of what they are comprised.  And I now know that they were probably invented by male pharmaceutical executives - the only species that would try to make money convincing women they need a commercial cleaning product for a self-cleaning organ. 

What I learn from bringing up the banter with the wife.

[cigarbreath]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

You know, I'm not embarrassed in the least to admit I didn't get the joke until Mikey posted this.  Not embarrassed at all.

So you're not familiar with feminine hygiene solutions?  Don't blame you, the only part of a woman's anatomy more mysterious is the portion between the ears.

I'm familiar with their existence, not of what they are comprised.  And I now know that they were probably invented by male pharmaceutical executives - the only species that would try to make money convincing women they need a commercial cleaning product for a self-cleaning organ. 

What I learn from bringing up the banter with the wife.

Silly Raz.

[Threebean]

NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.

I still prefer naked women.

douche chips...

  This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar?  I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink."  The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said.  So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink.  She said, "Okay".  So the bartender said, "What'll you have?"  She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."

I believe that cocktail is known as a Summer's Eve.

Douche!

You know, I'm not embarrassed in the least to admit I didn't get the joke until Mikey posted this.  Not embarrassed at all.

So you're not familiar with feminine hygiene solutions?  Don't blame you, the only part of a woman's anatomy more mysterious is the portion between the ears.

I'm familiar with their existence, not of what they are comprised.  And I now know that they were probably invented by male pharmaceutical executives - the only species that would try to make money convincing women they need a commercial cleaning product for a self-cleaning organ. 

What I learn from bringing up the banter with the wife.

Going out on a limb here (on the ignorance tree), but I'm betting the commercial products followed on the heels of "The Sexual Revolution".  You know, the ladies want to freshen up between partners.  It's one thing to suspect you're not the first to plumb those depths, it's quite another to have it glaringly obvious to even the most casually observing paramour.