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[Travellin Dave]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 24 more nights!

But what else have you got to do these days and nights, is the Elf interfering with your sex life or what?

Are you trying to make me upchuck my breakfast?

Nobody said anything about partners....

Well, that mental picture isn't any better.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think NJDave was taking a cheap shot at me.

Luckily, you know that can't possibly be the case.

I'm not good at detecting such. For example, my son drew this:

Was he being kind or mean? I choose to believe the prior.

Well, it does say "Best Dad", has hearts and smiley faces, so can't be bad.

I'm just curious, what's attached to the chin strap?

And while you're asking, whats that sticking out below your shirt?

C'mon, he's 6. You guys are sick.

Truth be told, both of those questions crossed my mind too.

And judging by the arm length he gave you, he knows you don't pick up many checks 

So....alligator or T-Rex?

[Threebean]

Morning Daves, Dean, Fish, SouthParkMayor, and BambiSteaksRaz.  Back at the orifice for a bit before heading out again for the rest of the week.

Is this Arkansas travels?

Yep.  I did not get over to Stogies in Houston last night.  5 hr meeting, dinner, and then headed home.  But as Awnuld says, I'll be back.

[sfish]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 24 more nights!

But what else have you got to do these days and nights, is the Elf interfering with your sex life or what?

Are you trying to make me upchuck my breakfast?

Nobody said anything about partners....

Well, that mental picture isn't any better.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think NJDave was taking a cheap shot at me.

Luckily, you know that can't possibly be the case.

I'm not good at detecting such. For example, my son drew this:

Was he being kind or mean? I choose to believe the prior.

Well, it does say "Best Dad", has hearts and smiley faces, so can't be bad.

I'm just curious, what's attached to the chin strap?

And while you're asking, whats that sticking out below your shirt?

C'mon, he's 6. You guys are sick.

Truth be told, both of those questions crossed my mind too.

And judging by the arm length he gave you, he knows you don't pick up many checks 

So....alligator or T-Rex?

Yes

[A Friend of Charlie]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 24 more nights!

But what else have you got to do these days and nights, is the Elf interfering with your sex life or what?

Are you trying to make me upchuck my breakfast?

Nobody said anything about partners....

Well, that mental picture isn't any better.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think NJDave was taking a cheap shot at me.

Luckily, you know that can't possibly be the case.

I'm not good at detecting such. For example, my son drew this:

Was he being kind or mean? I choose to believe the prior.

Well, it does say "Best Dad", has hearts and smiley faces, so can't be bad.

I'm just curious, what's attached to the chin strap?

And while you're asking, whats that sticking out below your shirt?

C'mon, he's 6. You guys are sick.

Truth be told, both of those questions crossed my mind too.

And judging by the arm length he gave you, he knows you don't pick up many checks 

So....alligator or T-Rex?

Yes

[LuvTooGolf]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 24 more nights!

But what else have you got to do these days and nights, is the Elf interfering with your sex life or what?

Are you trying to make me upchuck my breakfast?

Nobody said anything about partners....

Well, that mental picture isn't any better.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think NJDave was taking a cheap shot at me.

Luckily, you know that can't possibly be the case.

I'm not good at detecting such. For example, my son drew this:

Was he being kind or mean? I choose to believe the prior.

Well, it does say "Best Dad", has hearts and smiley faces, so can't be bad.

I'm just curious, what's attached to the chin strap?

And while you're asking, whats that sticking out below your shirt?

C'mon, he's 6. You guys are sick.

Truth be told, both of those questions crossed my mind too.

And judging by the arm length he gave you, he knows you don't pick up many checks 

So....alligator or T-Rex?

Yes

[Travellin Dave]

La Aurora suppositories....

[sfish]

La Aurora suppositories....

Tony would buy some but what's the point? He can't reach his ass

[LuvTooGolf]

La Aurora suppositories....

Tony would buy some but what's the point? He can't reach his ass

Man, taking Tony to the shed today harder than his kid did!

[sfish]

La Aurora suppositories....

Tony would buy some but what's the point? He can't reach his ass

Man, taking Tony to the shed today harder than his kid did!

Just looked at the calendar, sorry Tony, thought it was Tuesday

[Travellin Dave]

La Aurora suppositories....

Tony would buy some but what's the point? He can't reach his ass

Man, taking Tony to the shed today harder than his kid did!

Just looked at the calendar, sorry Tony, thought it was Tuesday

Since when has that mattered?

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh!

[Travellin Dave]

Hazzuh!

Have a good one Dave.  Got anything interesting for man-cave smokes tonight?

[Travellin Dave]

Punching-bag Tony afternoon lull...

[razgueado]

Hazzuh!

Well...bye.

[razgueado]

Punching-bag Tony afternoon lull...

It keeps him in fighting trim.