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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #150 on: October 27, 2016, 03:38:18 PM »

Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.

http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!
Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #151 on: October 27, 2016, 03:40:01 PM »

Senior Citizen Texting Codes

ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMMO - Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Message Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing and Can't Get Up
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
Hilarious. May start using these.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #152 on: October 27, 2016, 03:47:29 PM »

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old hav…ing sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Loved this one too.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #153 on: October 27, 2016, 03:55:11 PM »

5 minutes till closing DOW -28 @ 18,172
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #154 on: October 27, 2016, 03:55:36 PM »

I have had enough for this week, BBL with a Cigar.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #155 on: October 27, 2016, 03:56:37 PM »

Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.

http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
thought of that years ago and designed a place using 5 - 60' containers.
took off.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #156 on: October 27, 2016, 04:24:33 PM »

Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.

http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!
Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.
never done it in a gutter.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #157 on: October 27, 2016, 04:34:41 PM »

Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.

http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!
Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.
never done it in a gutter.
Good job, Tex, now you've given him ideas.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #158 on: October 27, 2016, 04:38:20 PM »

Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.

http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!
Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.
never done it in a gutter.
Good job, Tex, now you've given him ideas.
;)
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #159 on: October 27, 2016, 04:44:06 PM »

dinner ready in 20 minutes.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #160 on: October 27, 2016, 05:05:44 PM »

dinner ready in 20 minutes.
Hopefully not in the gutter.
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #161 on: October 27, 2016, 05:11:21 PM »

dinner ready in 20 minutes.
Hopefully not in the gutter.
What are you doing here so late?  New Schedule!
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #162 on: October 27, 2016, 05:11:55 PM »

Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.

http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!
Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.
never done it in a gutter.
Good job, Tex, now you've given him ideas.
Guess that backfired on me ::)
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #163 on: October 27, 2016, 05:12:51 PM »

Casa Fernandez Miami Aganorsa Leaf Lit, TGIF!
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Re: 10/27/2016
« Reply #164 on: October 27, 2016, 05:15:35 PM »

dinner ready in 20 minutes.
Hopefully not in the gutter.
What are you doing here so late?  New Schedule!
Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.
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