Speaking of Petula Clark's downtown, I give you "Ground Round"
(to the tune of Petula Clark's "Downtown")
When you eat meat
but hate the meat you are eating
Then you've surely got
Ground round
It's so unnerving
when they're constantly serving
In an eating spot
Ground round
They may call it chopped steak,
Salisbury or beef patty
No matter what it's called
It's always overcooked and fatty
What can you do?
Sound off to your waiter there
Loudly pound on the table,
Stand up on the chair,
And shout,
Ground Round,
Piled on my plate I see
Ground Round,
Always you're conning me
Ground Round,
Why must it always be
Ground round, ground round....