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[jswaykos]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face. 

[glassken]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

Hell, I can do that good! I live in Louisiana. Can't be much more negative than this! And fuck this nice day. It is fucking beautiful, but fuck it!

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

News flash, Tony has no idea either. He got up early today and will likely be worthless

Do you mean more worthless?  (kind of a sliding scale)

[Travellin Dave]

Kinda nice to see a 'regular' Cigar Monster site today.  I like the anticipation of the 8am PST hour when all the deals go up at once.  It's not as much fun when the same deals are up all day, day after day.

I didn't know what you were talking about because I just went there and saw a mashup.  Then I realized what time it was.

Good price on CyB coronas...

Indeed, $83 shipped for an excellent cigar. Morning again boys

One of those few mornings where fishy's appearance may actually be classing up the place.

I'll grant you it's a rarity but it happens from time to time, a complete indictment of this crew BTW

No question

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

I miss TBL.  He's definitely my favorite Jersey Scott.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

God I love TBL, need to go to NJ and hang with him for a few days...fuck some shit up!

[Travellin Dave]

Kinda nice to see a 'regular' Cigar Monster site today.  I like the anticipation of the 8am PST hour when all the deals go up at once.  It's not as much fun when the same deals are up all day, day after day.

I didn't know what you were talking about because I just went there and saw a mashup.  Then I realized what time it was.

Good price on CyB coronas...

Indeed, $83 shipped for an excellent cigar. Morning again boys

Hello there, Scott.

Joseph - How are you this morning?

Just great.  Stayed up late drinking corn whiskey, so I'm ready to fight.

Perfect! I have a back full of steroids so I'm feeling a bit like a frisky pin cushion. Working from home the rest of the day so looking forward to a beer

"frisky pin cushion"  what the hell you do, swing by the proctologist's as well?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Food time!  Later, bitches.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

I miss TBL.  He's definitely my favorite Jersey Scott.

+1

[sfish]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

I miss TBL.  He's definitely my favorite Jersey Scott.

Well he sounds like a total dick!

[sfish]

Kinda nice to see a 'regular' Cigar Monster site today.  I like the anticipation of the 8am PST hour when all the deals go up at once.  It's not as much fun when the same deals are up all day, day after day.

I didn't know what you were talking about because I just went there and saw a mashup.  Then I realized what time it was.

Good price on CyB coronas...

Indeed, $83 shipped for an excellent cigar. Morning again boys

Hello there, Scott.

Joseph - How are you this morning?

Just great.  Stayed up late drinking corn whiskey, so I'm ready to fight.

Perfect! I have a back full of steroids so I'm feeling a bit like a frisky pin cushion. Working from home the rest of the day so looking forward to a beer

"frisky pin cushion"  what the hell you do, swing by the proctologist's as well?

5 Needles in the back made me frisky, not that kind of frisky. The warden can handle it from here

[sfish]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

I miss TBL.  He's definitely my favorite Jersey Scott.

+1

Bullshit

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

I miss TBL.  He's definitely my favorite Jersey Scott.

Well he sounds like a total dick!

Just make sure that dick is pointed at someone else and not you!

[Travellin Dave]

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[CigarGuy87]

Morning, all.

Morning, Joseph.

Hey there, Ken, nice to see you on in the morning.

The beer helps. Kidding. But, I'm gone half of the month. Some of y'all are damn glad!

I'm not.

I am!  I think Ken's a pain in the ass.  What's with all the kumbaya shit?

Tony, have you ever met or talked to DaveOy?

Never actually spoke to him.  Only via emails, PMs, posts, etc.  A true mensch.

Very smart man. And a very good soul. Me I don't have one. I like to make a point when I post, don't always succeed. Anyway, nice to be able to say what you want, feel, and curse! Hating is easy.

+1, but I'm trying to be controversial here and standing my ground on not joining the kumbaya movement so he and you can GFY.

Tony, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. So, explain! And GFY! Or take your fucking medicine, or something!

Nothing much to get.  Blame it on my lack of sleep.  Essentially I'm saying that I  like Oy but I don't want to post anything positive on the banter because the negative is always more fun and interesting.

I talked to Scott Valenti once on the phone, that fucker's crazy!  About what I expected from a short Jersey cop, haha.  In a good way.  Needed help with my wife's stolen iphone, his first instinct was to go to the house of the 'suspect', which I had, and punch the guy in the face.

I miss TBL.  He's definitely my favorite Jersey Scott.

+1

+all my fictitious posts!