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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2014, 08:24:39 AM »

Good morning, Scott.  Welcome to bad golfing talk.
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2014, 08:24:41 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
I broke a driver the last time I played.  Mine was a legitimate attempt but definitely not a legit shot.
Yeah I was just furious...I wasn't sure it was broken until I tried to hit it again.  Morning Tony!
You guys are fuckin' hacks!
Ohh shit, I thought I smelled tuna
Club heads flying off? Try not hitting the ball with the shaft, take a lesson or better yet, take up tennis ladies!
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2014, 08:24:56 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
Fucking one-upper!
But it wasn't me, it was my dad. Let's call that a half-upper. Like an old man watching porn.
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2014, 08:27:08 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2014, 08:28:16 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2014, 08:28:28 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
I broke a driver the last time I played.  Mine was a legitimate attempt but definitely not a legit shot.
Yeah I was just furious...I wasn't sure it was broken until I tried to hit it again.  Morning Tony!
You guys are fuckin' hacks!
Ohh shit, I thought I smelled tuna
Club heads flying off? Try not hitting the ball with the shaft, take a lesson or better yet, take up tennis ladies!
Hey prick, tennis was my main sport! No I never got picked on playing tennis and golf...  ;)
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2014, 08:28:48 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
Must have been quite the sight!
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2014, 08:29:17 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
Must have been quite the sight!
Where did this happen? NC?
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2014, 08:29:32 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
Must have been quite the sight!
Haven't you deleted your account yet?
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2014, 08:31:21 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
I broke a driver the last time I played.  Mine was a legitimate attempt but definitely not a legit shot.
Yeah I was just furious...I wasn't sure it was broken until I tried to hit it again.  Morning Tony!
You guys are fuckin' hacks!
Ohh shit, I thought I smelled tuna
Club heads flying off? Try not hitting the ball with the shaft, take a lesson or better yet, take up tennis ladies!
Hey prick, tennis was my main sport! No I never got picked on playing tennis and golf...  ;)
No wonder you're so sensitive, Nancy! It must have been hard to finally throw out your Barbie Dolls, you did throw them out, right?
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2014, 08:31:26 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
Must have been quite the sight!
Haven't you deleted your account yet?
It's ok Dave, he is just trying to get his post count up to your level  :P
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2014, 08:31:33 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
Fucking one-upper!
But it wasn't me, it was my dad. Let's call that a half-upper. Like an old man watching porn.
LMFAO!  Btw, where's Deano today?
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2014, 08:32:03 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
I broke a driver the last time I played.  Mine was a legitimate attempt but definitely not a legit shot.
Yeah I was just furious...I wasn't sure it was broken until I tried to hit it again.  Morning Tony!
You guys are fuckin' hacks!
Ohh shit, I thought I smelled tuna
Club heads flying off? Try not hitting the ball with the shaft, take a lesson or better yet, take up tennis ladies!
Hey prick, tennis was my main sport! No I never got picked on playing tennis and golf...  ;)
No wonder you're so sensitive, Nancy! It must have been hard to finally throw out your Barbie Dolls, you did throw them out, right?
Ummm, yeah, haven't seen those things in years(looks down at floor and walks away)
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2014, 08:32:33 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
Must have been quite the sight!
Haven't you deleted your account yet?
Are you kidding? It's too much fun here, you'd have to be an idiot to delete your account
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Re: 8/5/2014
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2014, 08:34:00 AM »

Good morning BotL! BITCHIN' TUESDAY!

I broke my 3wood yesterday, no...not over my knee, actually with a legitimate shot.  Will have to send it back to Adams to get repaired or replaced, hopefully...calling them today.
Too much power in your swing, huh? Morning, Shaun.
First time for everything.  Weird how a broken club feels...the ball goes about 50feet and then ducks down into a topspin roll and sounds just horrendous(and no I'm not topping it).  Just praying Adams replaced it...fucker wasn't cheap
My dad did that with a 6-iron a few years ago in NC. Teeing off on a par-3, the clubhead just completely broke off and took off like a helicopter towards the green. Went further than the ball did.
LOL! That was have been quite the sight!
It was, and quite the sound too, as it helicoptered towards the green.
Did it helicopter?
Towards the green?
Must have been quite the sight!
Haven't you deleted your account yet?
It's ok Dave, he is just trying to get his post count up to your level  :P
Or even up to your fictitious count
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