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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #195 on: July 05, 2016, 03:57:11 PM »

I had a sucky salad for lunch. Should be starving in about an hour.
Just don't start running around laying little round rabbit turds.
Why not?
Some Raz type might shoot you for dinner that's why!
I've never managed to shoot a rabbit.  I've trapped some, dispatched them with a knife, skinned, and roasted them, and I've instructed some youngsters in those arts - a grotesque task, to be sure - but I've never managed to shoot one the seven or eight times I've tried.
Well, you probably never crossed a rabbit to shoot at the size of Tony
And I expect Tony's somewhat slower than most rabbits.  But he's also less appetizing. 

No, I haven't encountered any rabbits Tony's size while hunting.  I have encountered some Tony-sized rabbits while in the grips of various controlled substances, but not while hunting.
This is some Alice In Wonderland shit.
But it stirred some conversation here in the Twilight Zone.
Since I haven't anything pressing to do except some online training and writing documentation, I'm going to skip the writing and see if I can manage to post-whore my way to 7000 today.
That will be a rather heroic effort, good luck.
Well, if I answer every post with "Indeed" or "LOL," that should account for about 20 posts.
GFY!
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #196 on: July 05, 2016, 03:58:59 PM »

"Chipotle exec charged with drug possession."

Well, they had to add something to the food to make people want to eat it.  I expect the drug in question is Imodium.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #197 on: July 05, 2016, 04:01:11 PM »

Four killed, 60 wounded in Chicago over the holiday weekend.  Another victory for gun control.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #198 on: July 05, 2016, 04:12:17 PM »

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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #199 on: July 05, 2016, 04:19:30 PM »

Vladimir Putin, in a July 4 letter to Obama: "Let's have better ties." 

I suggest Hermes.  Best ties I've ever seen. 
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #201 on: July 05, 2016, 04:23:04 PM »

Vladimir Putin, in a July 4 letter to Obama: "Let's have better ties." 

I suggest Hermes.  Best ties I've ever seen.
Good one, but you have 68 more before you can go home.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #202 on: July 05, 2016, 04:27:57 PM »

Vladimir Putin, in a July 4 letter to Obama: "Let's have better ties." 

I suggest Hermes.  Best ties I've ever seen.
Good one, but you have 68 more before you can go home.
17 per hour, baby.  And I do have the commute.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #203 on: July 05, 2016, 04:36:43 PM »

Oh my dear God.  The Huffington Post published something intelligent.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-fein/gun-proponents-seek-resur_b_10814968.html

"Proponents of the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms are invoking constitutional due process to defeat legislation that would prohibit persons on the government’s terrorist watch or no-fly lists from purchasing firearms. Due process, however, was crucified on a national security cross long ago."

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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #204 on: July 05, 2016, 04:38:31 PM »

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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #205 on: July 05, 2016, 04:41:32 PM »

On the subject of the Huffington Post - one of my best friends is from that clan.  He's cousin to Ariana, by her marriage into it.  He can't stand her, or most of the family.  He's a very cool guy.  Retiring Boeing engineer. 
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #206 on: July 05, 2016, 04:43:53 PM »

"Scientists find bouncing droplets removes contaminants..."

You can squeeze it, you can shake it, you can bang it against the wall...
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #207 on: July 05, 2016, 04:46:32 PM »

"Apple will encourage organ donation with the looming release of iOS 10."

Well, you pretty much have to sell a kidney to buy their products anyway, so...
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #208 on: July 05, 2016, 04:48:23 PM »

"Microsoft Launches Free Skype Meetings for Small Businesses"

This is where Microsoft finds new ideas to steal.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #209 on: July 05, 2016, 05:04:04 PM »

This is the 17th post for the last hour or so.
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