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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #255 on: July 05, 2016, 07:38:27 PM »
"Eid al-Fitr: Senators' Wives Forum Felicitates With Muslim Faithfuls."

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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #256 on: July 05, 2016, 07:38:50 PM »
Eighteen.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #257 on: July 05, 2016, 07:40:28 PM »
Must take a break to shut down computers and pack up my s--t.  Quick stop at the bank, then take the van to Labor and Industries to pick up the guy who's driving.  I will continue postwhoring from the back of the van at 5pm, for the ride home.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #258 on: July 05, 2016, 07:41:23 PM »
Can I make it to 7000 by 6pm?  We shall see.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #259 on: July 05, 2016, 07:56:22 PM »
Why do bank lines move slower when one is in a hurry?
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #260 on: July 05, 2016, 08:10:14 PM »
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #261 on: July 05, 2016, 08:15:00 PM »
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #262 on: July 05, 2016, 08:19:42 PM »
Someone sent Gersh Kuntzmann, the reporter who claimed an AR-15 gave him temporary PTSD, a tampon in a holster.  How thoughtful is that?


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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #263 on: July 05, 2016, 08:26:47 PM »
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #264 on: July 05, 2016, 08:37:23 PM »
Nasty traffic. This is going to be a long commute
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #265 on: July 05, 2016, 08:39:03 PM »
The Ku Klux Klan wants to adopt-a-highway. So the ACLU is helping them.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #266 on: July 05, 2016, 08:54:22 PM »
Did we note that today is the anniversary of the debut of the bikini in 1946? Surely that made the wee-hours post-whoring.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #267 on: July 05, 2016, 08:56:47 PM »
It's also the anniversary of the founding of the Secret Service.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #268 on: July 05, 2016, 08:57:57 PM »
Quote from: razgueado on July 05, 2016, 08:56:47 PM
It's also the anniversary of the founding of the Secret Service.
Repeats don't count.
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Re: 7/5/2016
« Reply #269 on: July 05, 2016, 08:59:08 PM »
Quote from: cigarbreath on July 05, 2016, 08:57:57 PM
Quote from: razgueado on July 05, 2016, 08:56:47 PM
It's also the anniversary of the founding of the Secret Service.
Repeats don't count.
Dude, anything that increments the post count counts.
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