Raz still under his desk?
No, we evacuated for half an hour, then we had to come back in and pretend there had been a magnitude 9 earthquake. I tried to use the excuse that in that case I'd be headed for home, but they weren't having any. So everyone had to check all the systems to make sure they were online, then I had to write a fugazi report that I had taken all the systems offline until we received a report from the state IT office that the infrastructure was back online. We haven't gotten that report yet, further proof that group is totally fuc't. So all our systems are still pretending to be offline and I have to report every 20 minutes that we're still pretending.
This is a surreal day. Can I go home now?