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[FloridaDean]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

the biker lady.

[LuvTooGolf]

LTG Cavs better not disappoint

Amen to that. Luckily, my bedtime tonight will prevent me from having to watch the entire game, thereby keeping my heart intact.

[South Carolina Redfish]

good morning guys. great day at the Plantation yesterday. couldn't get off the tee box and couldn't putt but had a great time. the lady was waiting for me when I got home ( the one that ended the relationship ), and said the house was done, 98%, she moves in next week. I looked it over, helped water her plants, and then we christened her new walk in shower.
AF shaggy foot something or other and coffee going.
68° heading for the mid 90's again. I love it here.

Morning Dean, I might be down your way for a cigar in October but I don't care to christen the shower with you.

not to worry.
good, I will be looking forward to it. I can take you to Mama Sally's for a chopped sirloin smothered in mushroom gravy, or the Pub for a homemade pizza, or Shrimps Landing for saefood, Follow The Dream Highway to the end of the road to the Gulf. very little to see really in Inglis/Yankeetown. nice and quiet and remote.

I will be flying to Tampa but will have a car.  The weekend of October 8.

I have it in my calendar. is this a day visit or overnight?

Just a day visit, probably be on Friday the 7th.  I am going to Tampa for the weekend to look at some boats, probably get to Tampa on the afternoon of the 6th then drive up to see you on the morning of the 7th have a couple of cigars and lunch then return to Tampa. 

[FloridaDean]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

Relationship is a broadly defined concept in Dawgtown, Rick.  Don't try to figure it out, you will hurt your brain.

there's the redhead on the water, the gimpy beauty queen, and 300# Sandy wants a piece of me, a young blonde with breasts so big you have shade in the summer, and the landlady that got me evicted called me the other day. damn damn.

[FloridaDean]

good morning guys. great day at the Plantation yesterday. couldn't get off the tee box and couldn't putt but had a great time. the lady was waiting for me when I got home ( the one that ended the relationship ), and said the house was done, 98%, she moves in next week. I looked it over, helped water her plants, and then we christened her new walk in shower.
AF shaggy foot something or other and coffee going.
68° heading for the mid 90's again. I love it here.

Morning Dean, I might be down your way for a cigar in October but I don't care to christen the shower with you.

not to worry.
good, I will be looking forward to it. I can take you to Mama Sally's for a chopped sirloin smothered in mushroom gravy, or the Pub for a homemade pizza, or Shrimps Landing for saefood, Follow The Dream Highway to the end of the road to the Gulf. very little to see really in Inglis/Yankeetown. nice and quiet and remote.

I will be flying to Tampa but will have a car.  The weekend of October 8.

I have it in my calendar. is this a day visit or overnight?

Just a day visit, probably be on Friday the 7th.  I am going to Tampa for the weekend to look at some boats, probably get to Tampa on the afternoon of the 6th then drive up to see you on the morning of the 7th have a couple of cigars and lunch then return to Tampa.

got it. great.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

Relationship is a broadly defined concept in Dawgtown, Rick.  Don't try to figure it out, you will hurt your brain.

there's the redhead on the water, the gimpy beauty queen, and 300# Sandy wants a piece of me, a young blonde with breasts so big you have shade in the summer, and the landlady that almost got me evictedkilled called me the other day. damn damn.

Corrections made

[LuvTooGolf]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

Relationship is a broadly defined concept in Dawgtown, Rick.  Don't try to figure it out, you will hurt your brain.

there's the redhead on the water, the gimpy beauty queen, and 300# Sandy wants a piece of me, a young blonde with breasts so big you have shade in the summer, and the landlady that got me evicted called me the other day. damn damn.

You know, they're doing great things with tube socks these days, you might want to look into that. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

LTG Cavs better not disappoint

Amen to that. Luckily, my bedtime tonight will prevent me from having to watch the entire game, thereby keeping my heart intact.

New schedule starts Monday?

[FloridaDean]

lady just left. BrickHouse maduro robusto on fire and more coffee.

[FloridaDean]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

Relationship is a broadly defined concept in Dawgtown, Rick.  Don't try to figure it out, you will hurt your brain.

there's the redhead on the water, the gimpy beauty queen, and 300# Sandy wants a piece of me, a young blonde with breasts so big you have shade in the summer, and the landlady that got me evicted called me the other day. damn damn.

You know, they're doing great things with tube socks these days, you might want to look into that. 

socks? who wears socks in Florida?

[bluecollar]

Wow Dean you must leave good impressions lol

[bluecollar]

I can't stay awake. Cigar done. I will read later some funny posts here take care guys

[Travellin Dave]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

Relationship is a broadly defined concept in Dawgtown, Rick.  Don't try to figure it out, you will hurt your brain.

there's the redhead on the water, the gimpy beauty queen, and 300# Sandy wants a piece of me, a young blonde with breasts so big you have shade in the summer, and the landlady that got me evicted called me the other day. damn damn.

Try to stick to the unmarried ones!

[Travellin Dave]

Whothehellis the one that ended the relationship?

Relationship is a broadly defined concept in Dawgtown, Rick.  Don't try to figure it out, you will hurt your brain.

there's the redhead on the water, the gimpy beauty queen, and 300# Sandy wants a piece of me, a young blonde with breasts so big you have shade in the summer, and the landlady that got me evicted called me the other day. damn damn.

You know, they're doing great things with tube socks these days, you might want to look into that. 

socks? who wears socks in Florida?

Which is one reason venereal disease is rampant in Florida!   

[Threebean]

I can't stay awake. Cigar done. I will read later some funny posts here take care guys

See ya, Rick.  Hopefully your dreams aren't visited by a 300# gimpy redheaded landlady needing a new driveway and other "services" in lieu of rent.