A couple were watching a Discovery Channel Special about an African bush tribe, where all the men had 12 inch members. When males reached a certain age, a string is tied around it and on the other end is tied a weight.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, “How about we try the African string and weight procedure?”
The husband agreed, so he tied a string and a weight, exactly as he had seen in the documentary.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, “How is our little tribal experiment coming along?”
“Well, it looks like we’re about half way there,” he replied
“Wow, you’ve grown to 9 inches already?” asked the wife.
“No, not yet….but it’s turned black.”
