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[Travellin Dave]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Clearly!  So you have to build one!

[South Carolina Redfish]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Fuk'n joke of a facilitator (just someone from another office that does not know shit) sent out an email requesting everyone send her "something about themselves that nobody would know" to play a game, yeah I know the game learned it the Dale Carnegie course they shoved up our ass about 15 years ago.  I of course ignored the email and yesterday got a nastygram as to my not replying and I needed to do that before lunch today.  OK, I responded, venture to say I will get a follow-up nastygram.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Clearly!  So you have to build one!

Don't want one and don't need one.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Damn, it is getting colder here not warmer!  Was 50 when I came to work and 48 now.

[South Carolina Redfish]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Clearly!  So you have to build one!

Don't want one and don't need one.

Our so called "Team" of 7 took a vote and it was 6-1 against a retreat and the 1 is a kid about 23 fresh out of college.

[Travellin Dave]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Fuk'n joke of a facilitator (just someone from another office that does not know shit) sent out an email requesting everyone send her "something about themselves that nobody would know" to play a game, yeah I know the game learned it the Dale Carnegie course they shoved up our ass about 15 years ago.  I of course ignored the email and yesterday got a nastygram as to my not replying and I needed to do that before lunch today.  OK, I responded, venture to say I will get a follow-up nastygram.

So what did you submit?
That you like cigars (the kind that simple country boys like), that you collect toenail clippings, that you virtually hang out with characters named Bean, The Mayor, LTG, CG, Oy, Fishy and a bunch of Daves?  That you can't wait to escape Commieville?

[South Carolina Redfish]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Fuk'n joke of a facilitator (just someone from another office that does not know shit) sent out an email requesting everyone send her "something about themselves that nobody would know" to play a game, yeah I know the game learned it the Dale Carnegie course they shoved up our ass about 15 years ago.  I of course ignored the email and yesterday got a nastygram as to my not replying and I needed to do that before lunch today.  OK, I responded, venture to say I will get a follow-up nastygram.

So what did you submit?
That you like cigars (the kind that simple country boys like), that you collect toenail clippings, that you virtually hang out with characters named Bean, The Mayor, LTG, CG, Oy, Fishy and a bunch of Daves?  That you can't wait to escape Commieville?

Transgender

[Travellin Dave]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Clearly!  So you have to build one!

Don't want one and don't need one.

Our so called "Team" of 7 took a vote and it was 6-1 against a retreat and the 1 is a kid about 23 fresh out of college.

See, the teamwork is working already, uniting against a common challenge.

[Travellin Dave]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Fuk'n joke of a facilitator (just someone from another office that does not know shit) sent out an email requesting everyone send her "something about themselves that nobody would know" to play a game, yeah I know the game learned it the Dale Carnegie course they shoved up our ass about 15 years ago.  I of course ignored the email and yesterday got a nastygram as to my not replying and I needed to do that before lunch today.  OK, I responded, venture to say I will get a follow-up nastygram.

So what did you submit?
That you like cigars (the kind that simple country boys like), that you collect toenail clippings, that you virtually hang out with characters named Bean, The Mayor, LTG, CG, Oy, Fishy and a bunch of Daves?  That you can't wait to escape Commieville?

Transgender

That will work.  So what do they have to call you at the retreat?  Eunice?

[South Carolina Redfish]

CG must be on a posting Hiatus.

[South Carolina Redfish]

We have a Team Building Retreat all day tomorrow and that is probably why I have a headache.   Dumb bastards just don't get it, we are not a team and we don't want to retreat!

Bring some cigars and have a herf...that will do wonders for the team.

But there is NO TEAM

Fuk'n joke of a facilitator (just someone from another office that does not know shit) sent out an email requesting everyone send her "something about themselves that nobody would know" to play a game, yeah I know the game learned it the Dale Carnegie course they shoved up our ass about 15 years ago.  I of course ignored the email and yesterday got a nastygram as to my not replying and I needed to do that before lunch today.  OK, I responded, venture to say I will get a follow-up nastygram.

So what did you submit?
That you like cigars (the kind that simple country boys like), that you collect toenail clippings, that you virtually hang out with characters named Bean, The Mayor, LTG, CG, Oy, Fishy and a bunch of Daves?  That you can't wait to escape Commieville?

Transgender

That will work.  So what do they have to call you at the retreat?  Eunice?

Hoping to get  sensitivity training instead of a retreat.

[Travellin Dave]

Damn, it is getting colder here not warmer!  Was 50 when I came to work and 48 now.

And we're working up to 40 from 26.

[South Carolina Redfish]

DOW   +132

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, guys. Interesting but not interested in today's cigarpage deal.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Mr. Mayor.
Yes, best for you to stay away from sharp objects.