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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #195 on: January 05, 2016, 03:45:48 PM »

I don't even have a gun.  But I defend the right of folks to defend themselves, through responsible gun ownership.  Defend the Second Amendment, but not that alone, but in the context of the whole Constitution, Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights. Limited government.
+1  I'm just funnin'. I won't lie though, I'm thoroughly amused by the Donald.
I hear you ... he is part entertainer.  But he's serious as a heartbeat.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #196 on: January 05, 2016, 03:49:44 PM »

Gun control sheesh!
Cigar control Sheesh!
I watched the first part of the speech. Early on he smirked, "It's not like we're going to confiscate all guns in the country." (paraphrase)
How many times does a person have to lie to you until you no longer believe him/her? When she says she loves you, but then has an affair with your best friend, do you still believe her?  When she says, the affair is over, but then you find lots of back and forth texts between them and she explains it saying, they're just friends?
Oooop, did I go off on a tangent?  How about when "he" says if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor or if you like your plan, you can keep your plan ... says the family will save over $1,000 a year on health expenses?  Then, none of these prove to be true for most Americans.  Tons of full-time jobs are converted to part-time, so that companies will not be compelled under the rules to provide health insurance to their employees.  Middle class Americans are not better off ... wages and full time jobs down ... not to speak of the "Shovel Ready Jobs" which never materialized.  When confronted about that, the response was that same smirk ... ha, ha, well I guess they weren't there like we thought.  Sorry for the rant, but when leftist progressives say that they won't do something (to assuage fears or counter the opposition), they usually are telegraphing exactly the opposite, what they actually are planning to do.  This ain't paranoia ... this is using memory and an knowledge of history to show, that it is rational/reasonable NOT to believe this guy, as persuasive as he may be.

Kinda like saying something offensive, but preceding the statement with "No offense, but"... It magically removes any accountability.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #197 on: January 05, 2016, 03:51:21 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #198 on: January 05, 2016, 03:53:02 PM »

I don't even have a gun.  But I defend the right of folks to defend themselves, through responsible gun ownership.  Defend the Second Amendment, but not that alone, but in the context of the whole Constitution, Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights. Limited government.
+1  I'm just funnin'. I won't lie though, I'm thoroughly amused by the Donald.
I find the relationship between him and the Republican party extremely entertaining.  They don't have a clue how to try to handle him, and he is just waggin' the dog.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #199 on: January 05, 2016, 03:53:12 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
Hells yeah!
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #200 on: January 05, 2016, 03:54:01 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
He will be charging for premium shipping on all.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #201 on: January 05, 2016, 03:54:53 PM »

Bladder control, sheesh...Oh wait, wrong forum...
That was funny.  Say it again, Sam.
Hey Sly!  "it again"
Made me chortle all over.
What are you planning to smoke on the way home, Sam?
P.S. I don't know if I mentioned that I was on your side of the bay in Lewes, DE, on the previous weekend. Visited the Dogfish Head brewery in Milton, took the tour + drank the samples ... just amazed at what they have built in a relatively short period of time.  I remember going to the restaurant in Rehoboth, when they were still brewing upstairs on the second floor. So, good.  Real nice weekend.
Nice!  weather was still nice then I hope!  Lewes is a pretty cool place.  the beaches at Cape Henelopen are nice and a lot quieter than Rehoboth Beach.  Love the 60 min beer. 
thinking about one of these Buena Vistas I received today.  rest are going into a humidor for some rest, but i always like to try one ott if possible.  You have a smoke planned for this evening?
I remember (not that long ago ) when there were about 10 houses a school and a church in Milton.  My how they have grown!
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #202 on: January 05, 2016, 03:57:08 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
He will be charging for premium shipping on all.

Not even a code!?! sheesh
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #203 on: January 05, 2016, 03:57:20 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
Hah, you must be drunk.  II will be taking advantage of the Cigar Show Loophole and If you don't like my deals then buy from the FDA.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #204 on: January 05, 2016, 03:58:21 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
Hells yeah!
Free shipping at $30,000 for you.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #205 on: January 05, 2016, 03:59:15 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
Hah, you must be drunk.  II will be taking advantage of the Cigar Show Loophole and If you don't like my deals then buy from the FDA.

Well then, GFY... and stick it in your loophole after!  :P
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #206 on: January 05, 2016, 04:00:10 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
He will be charging for premium shipping on all.
FDA might likely outlaw shipping cigars out of state just like cigarettes.
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #207 on: January 05, 2016, 04:00:50 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
Hells yeah!
Free shipping at $30,000 for you.

Pallet sale!
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #208 on: January 05, 2016, 04:01:04 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
Hah, you must be drunk.  II will be taking advantage of the Cigar Show Loophole and If you don't like my deals then buy from the FDA.

Well then, GFY... and stick it in your loophole after!  :P
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Re: 1/5/2016
« Reply #209 on: January 05, 2016, 04:06:15 PM »

The price of guns will go up 30-50% in the next 24 hours if you can find one for sale.
Damn - looks like I'm gonna be a few months too late. Buy a Glock 19 for me! ;)
What did I tell u a month ago?
To take all the $$ we had and buy cigars?
Until he closes down the cigar industry.  Then we'll all have to buy from TexDave.
Yep and you will wish you could buy them at current Jam prices!

Yeah, but your shipping better be FREE!
He will be charging for premium shipping on all.
FDA might likely outlaw shipping cigars out of state just like cigarettes.

... or booze.  ::)
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