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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #90 on: December 18, 2015, 07:53:26 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #91 on: December 18, 2015, 07:53:27 AM »

After a teacher at a Virginia school handed out a standard homework assignment on Islam, such an angry backlash flooded in that it prompted officials to close every single school in the county as a safety precaution.

"While there has been no specific threat of harm to students, schools and school offices will be closed Friday, December 18, 2015," Augusta County Schools said. Extracurricular activities were shut down Thursday afternoon.

And social media exploded over the school lesson -- a simple drawing assignment -- into a caustic discussion about religion and education.

Draw this
When the world geography class at Riverheads High School in Staunton rolled around to the subject of major world religions, homework on Islam asked students to copy religious calligraphy.

It read:

"Here is the shahada, the Islamic statement of faith, written in Arabic. In the space below, try copying it by hand. This should give you an idea of the artistic complexity of calligraphy."

The illustrative classical Arabic phrase was the basic statement in Islam. It translated to: "There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is the messenger of Allah."

Angry calls
When students took it home, it was like a spark hitting a powder keg. Some of their parents saw the homework as an attempt to convert their children to Islam.

Calls and emails flooded the school. Some of them demanded the teacher be fired for assigning it.

Cheryl LaPorte had not designed the assignment herself, but took it from a standard workbook on world religions, local newspaper The News Leader reported.

LaPorte told The News Leader that now her job is to get her students through Standards of Learning tests.

No more shahada
The county school system reacted.

It removed the shahada from world religion instruction. "A different, non-religious sample of Arabic calligraphy will be used in the future," it said.

And it issued a statement saying no one was trying to convert anyone to any religion.

"Neither of these lessons, nor any other lessons in the world geography course, are an attempt at indoctrination to Islam or any other religion or a request for students to renounce their own faith or profess any belief," Augusta County Schools official Eric Bond said in a statement to CNN affiliate WHSV.

Not enough
But that hasn't been enough for Kimberly Herndon, who kept her ninth-grade son home from school.

"There was no trying about it. The sheet she gave out was pure doctrine in its origin," she told WHSV.

"I will not have my children sit under a woman who indoctrinates them with the Islam religion when I am a Christian," she said.

By Tuesday, like-minded parents and residents of the town of nearly 24,000 gathered in the sanctuary of Good Will Ministries to voice their grievances, including against the teacher.
How can a group of people collectively be so ignorant? This sounds like an article from the Onion.
Don't be talking smack now to some solid Republican voters.
Politics has nothing to do with it. Stupid is stupid, and this is just asinine.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #92 on: December 18, 2015, 07:53:57 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning, Uncle Tony.
Howdy, LTG. I thought you were done for the rest of the year. I must have misunderstood.
Lol, don't I wish.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #93 on: December 18, 2015, 07:54:11 AM »

Must be the SS&S Lull
household waking up here. lady getting her grandson ready for school.
Wait....the grandson sleeps over too?
this is a first. his mom and deadbeat boyfriend moved and he's spending time with his grandma and 'sort of grandpa' as he refers to me. he's 13 and a good kid. he can visit but can't stay.
Where have I heard this story before??   ???
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #94 on: December 18, 2015, 07:55:03 AM »

After a teacher at a Virginia school handed out a standard homework assignment on Islam, such an angry backlash flooded in that it prompted officials to close every single school in the county as a safety precaution.

"While there has been no specific threat of harm to students, schools and school offices will be closed Friday, December 18, 2015," Augusta County Schools said. Extracurricular activities were shut down Thursday afternoon.

And social media exploded over the school lesson -- a simple drawing assignment -- into a caustic discussion about religion and education.

Draw this
When the world geography class at Riverheads High School in Staunton rolled around to the subject of major world religions, homework on Islam asked students to copy religious calligraphy.

It read:

"Here is the shahada, the Islamic statement of faith, written in Arabic. In the space below, try copying it by hand. This should give you an idea of the artistic complexity of calligraphy."

The illustrative classical Arabic phrase was the basic statement in Islam. It translated to: "There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is the messenger of Allah."

Angry calls
When students took it home, it was like a spark hitting a powder keg. Some of their parents saw the homework as an attempt to convert their children to Islam.

Calls and emails flooded the school. Some of them demanded the teacher be fired for assigning it.

Cheryl LaPorte had not designed the assignment herself, but took it from a standard workbook on world religions, local newspaper The News Leader reported.

LaPorte told The News Leader that now her job is to get her students through Standards of Learning tests.

No more shahada
The county school system reacted.

It removed the shahada from world religion instruction. "A different, non-religious sample of Arabic calligraphy will be used in the future," it said.

And it issued a statement saying no one was trying to convert anyone to any religion.

"Neither of these lessons, nor any other lessons in the world geography course, are an attempt at indoctrination to Islam or any other religion or a request for students to renounce their own faith or profess any belief," Augusta County Schools official Eric Bond said in a statement to CNN affiliate WHSV.

Not enough
But that hasn't been enough for Kimberly Herndon, who kept her ninth-grade son home from school.

"There was no trying about it. The sheet she gave out was pure doctrine in its origin," she told WHSV.

"I will not have my children sit under a woman who indoctrinates them with the Islam religion when I am a Christian," she said.

By Tuesday, like-minded parents and residents of the town of nearly 24,000 gathered in the sanctuary of Good Will Ministries to voice their grievances, including against the teacher.
How can a group of people collectively be so ignorant? This sounds like an article from the Onion.
Don't be talking smack now to some solid Republican voters.
Politics has nothing to do with it. Stupid is stupid, and this is just asinine.
Well, that too.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #95 on: December 18, 2015, 07:57:25 AM »

Must be the SS&S Lull
household waking up here. lady getting her grandson ready for school.
Wait....the grandson sleeps over too?
this is a first. his mom and deadbeat boyfriend moved and he's spending time with his grandma and 'sort of grandpa' as he refers to me. he's 13 and a good kid. he can visit but can't stay.
Where have I heard this story before??   ???
It's pretty much the same story as before, only the location has changed.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #96 on: December 18, 2015, 07:59:45 AM »



Must be the SS&S Lull
household waking up here. lady getting her grandson ready for school.
Wait....the grandson sleeps over too?
this is a first. his mom and deadbeat boyfriend moved and he's spending time with his grandma and 'sort of grandpa' as he refers to me. he's 13 and a good kid. he can visit but can't stay.

I guess that's better than telling your friends, he's the guy who sort of bangs my grandma on a semi regular basis.
Sort of????     Semi-regular????   ???  ::)
A new version of an old song:  iiiii saw Santa banging grandma.......
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #97 on: December 18, 2015, 08:00:46 AM »



After a teacher at a Virginia school handed out a standard homework assignment on Islam, such an angry backlash flooded in that it prompted officials to close every single school in the county as a safety precaution.

"While there has been no specific threat of harm to students, schools and school offices will be closed Friday, December 18, 2015," Augusta County Schools said. Extracurricular activities were shut down Thursday afternoon.

And social media exploded over the school lesson -- a simple drawing assignment -- into a caustic discussion about religion and education.

Draw this
When the world geography class at Riverheads High School in Staunton rolled around to the subject of major world religions, homework on Islam asked students to copy religious calligraphy.

It read:

"Here is the shahada, the Islamic statement of faith, written in Arabic. In the space below, try copying it by hand. This should give you an idea of the artistic complexity of calligraphy."

The illustrative classical Arabic phrase was the basic statement in Islam. It translated to: "There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is the messenger of Allah."

Angry calls
When students took it home, it was like a spark hitting a powder keg. Some of their parents saw the homework as an attempt to convert their children to Islam.

Calls and emails flooded the school. Some of them demanded the teacher be fired for assigning it.

Cheryl LaPorte had not designed the assignment herself, but took it from a standard workbook on world religions, local newspaper The News Leader reported.

LaPorte told The News Leader that now her job is to get her students through Standards of Learning tests.

No more shahada
The county school system reacted.

It removed the shahada from world religion instruction. "A different, non-religious sample of Arabic calligraphy will be used in the future," it said.

And it issued a statement saying no one was trying to convert anyone to any religion.

"Neither of these lessons, nor any other lessons in the world geography course, are an attempt at indoctrination to Islam or any other religion or a request for students to renounce their own faith or profess any belief," Augusta County Schools official Eric Bond said in a statement to CNN affiliate WHSV.

Not enough
But that hasn't been enough for Kimberly Herndon, who kept her ninth-grade son home from school.

"There was no trying about it. The sheet she gave out was pure doctrine in its origin," she told WHSV.

"I will not have my children sit under a woman who indoctrinates them with the Islam religion when I am a Christian," she said.

By Tuesday, like-minded parents and residents of the town of nearly 24,000 gathered in the sanctuary of Good Will Ministries to voice their grievances, including against the teacher.

Kimberly Herndon and her 24,000 neighbors are fucking idiots.  Sheesh.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #98 on: December 18, 2015, 08:03:41 AM »

Those are some gawdy AF's on the Page....
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #99 on: December 18, 2015, 08:03:48 AM »

good morning Tony.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #100 on: December 18, 2015, 08:04:32 AM »

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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #101 on: December 18, 2015, 08:07:57 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, Happy Working from Home Friday
Thank you. I hate it. But I have too many things to get done today right after work and it just made the most sense.
And you can maybe slip in a few smoke breaks
I doubt it. When I smoke outdoors in weather like this it's because I'm moving/walking. It's not a hang out on the patio and smoke cigars kind of day.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #102 on: December 18, 2015, 08:08:43 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, Happy Working from Home Friday
Thank you. I hate it. But I have too many things to get done today right after work and it just made the most sense.
And you can maybe slip in a few smoke breaks
I doubt it. When I smoke outdoors in weather like this it's because I'm moving/walking. It's not a hang out on the patio and smoke cigars kind of day.
Well that sux for sure
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #103 on: December 18, 2015, 08:15:40 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, Happy Working from Home Friday
Thank you. I hate it. But I have too many things to get done today right after work and it just made the most sense.
And you can maybe slip in a few smoke breaks
I doubt it. When I smoke outdoors in weather like this it's because I'm moving/walking. It's not a hang out on the patio and smoke cigars kind of day.
Need to get yourself a man cave space in the garage.
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Re: 12/18/2015
« Reply #104 on: December 18, 2015, 08:18:22 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor.
I'm about 25 minutes behind on my bantering... Great day to you, Dave.
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