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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #135 on: November 25, 2015, 11:49:14 AM »

All this healthy turkey shit coming up I am going to Hutt's Hamburgers for some Alpha Male Health Food for lunch.  Buddy Holley Burger with 1/2-1/2 fries and onion rings!

"Beef. It's what's for dinner"... or lunch.
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #136 on: November 25, 2015, 11:49:54 AM »

Recruited 2 girls from work to get me 4 bottles each of BCBS - hope the store doesn't run out!  :)
Beginning of that story had promise.
I'll get a pic on Friday, Dean style ;)
will this one work?
and it comes with bacon!

Speaking of bacon...

http://beerstreetjournal.com/sweetwater-pulled-porter/

Oh, and a good morning to you Flip. I hear you had some issues last night.  ;)
that was "the flip", not the me, Flip!
Good morning, Flip.  Where the heck were you around midnight?!?  Sheesh.
I could have done it I stayed up late to watch Chicago burn down but my expectations were too high and only a bunch of chanting, Ferguson has far higher qualified rioters!

This was the cop that emptied his clip Magazine into the teen? Seems a little excessive.  ::)
Only shot him 16 times, I mean heck ya gotta make sure........   Yeah, I think the cop really went off the deep end on that one.

Fixed your novice gun guy error also. ;)
I think the way they covered it last night was "He fired for approx 14 seconds . the perpetrator was on the ground for the last 13 seconds while the officer kept firing.  his fellow officers stopped him from reloading and continuing"  Might have been a bit excessive,  have to wait for the inquest I guess....
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #137 on: November 25, 2015, 11:53:02 AM »

Recruited 2 girls from work to get me 4 bottles each of BCBS - hope the store doesn't run out!  :)
Blue Cross Blue Sheild?
That's our competition :)

No worries. They'll be no more competition when the final 4 merge into the Federal Corporation of HealthCare.
What is this, FBS Football? ;)

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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #138 on: November 25, 2015, 11:55:20 AM »

Early lunch today to keep in line with my anticipated early departure.  BBL
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #139 on: November 25, 2015, 11:56:05 AM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #140 on: November 25, 2015, 11:56:11 AM »

Early lunch today to keep in line with my anticipated early departure.  BBL
Lunch at 11:30 for me, office closes at 3:30 and the odds of me working until then aren't very high...
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #141 on: November 25, 2015, 11:58:09 AM »

Recruited 2 girls from work to get me 4 bottles each of BCBS - hope the store doesn't run out!  :)
Beginning of that story had promise.
I'll get a pic on Friday, Dean style ;)
will this one work?
and it comes with bacon!

Speaking of bacon...

http://beerstreetjournal.com/sweetwater-pulled-porter/

Oh, and a good morning to you Flip. I hear you had some issues last night.  ;)
that was "the flip", not the me, Flip!
Good morning, Flip.  Where the heck were you around midnight?!?  Sheesh.
I could have done it I stayed up late to watch Chicago burn down but my expectations were too high and only a bunch of chanting, Ferguson has far higher qualified rioters!

This was the cop that emptied his clip Magazine into the teen? Seems a little excessive.  ::)
Only shot him 16 times, I mean heck ya gotta make sure........   Yeah, I think the cop really went off the deep end on that one.

Fixed your novice gun guy error also. ;)
I think the way they covered it last night was "He fired for approx 14 seconds . the perpetrator was on the ground for the last 13 seconds while the officer kept firing.  his fellow officers stopped him from reloading and continuing"  Might have been a bit excessive,  have to wait for the inquest I guess....

Why he shot 16 rounds?

Top 3 answers on the board:

1. He was a really bad shot
2. He thought he was a zombie
3. He has anger issues

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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #142 on: November 25, 2015, 11:58:45 AM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)
This one is better anyways.
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #143 on: November 25, 2015, 11:59:52 AM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)

LALTS. Last line of that write-up.
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #144 on: November 25, 2015, 12:02:28 PM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)
This one is better anyways.


CNS. Think you'd need a flask purse for that. I think Macy's may carry one... Hey, CB!
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #145 on: November 25, 2015, 12:04:18 PM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)
This one is better anyways.


CNS. Think you'd need a flask purse for that. I think Macy's may carry one... Hey, CB!
It would probably barely fit in my wife's purse, and she carries around one of these things that looks like a damn duffel bag it's so big.
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #146 on: November 25, 2015, 12:16:33 PM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)
This one is better anyways.

CNS. Think you'd need a flask purse for that. I think Macy's may carry one... Hey, CB!
It would probably barely fit in my wife's purse, and she carries around one of these things that looks like a damn duffel bag it's so big.

Know whatcha mean. All that sh!t in there, but still seems to be always missing something.  ::)
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #147 on: November 25, 2015, 12:19:54 PM »

I was wondering how many more of those it was going to take to draw Golf out. Haha

This was my next ploy... I'd get one. 8)

http://beerstreetjournal.com/this-han-solo-blaster-flask-is-just-awesome/
That's the kind of flask that gets someone shot in self-defense. ;)
This one is better anyways.

CNS. Think you'd need a flask purse for that. I think Macy's may carry one... Hey, CB!
It would probably barely fit in my wife's purse, and she carries around one of these things that looks like a damn duffel bag it's so big.

Know whatcha mean. All that sh!t in there, but still seems to be always missing something.  ::)
She emptied it onto the kitchen table before we left to clean out the nonsense, and it was like 60% spare tissues. Yeesh.
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #148 on: November 25, 2015, 12:23:31 PM »

...and I just did the commie math conversion on that thing. 64oz would still have @ 4oz of space AFTER you poured a handle of your favorite into it.  :o
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Re: 11/25/2015
« Reply #149 on: November 25, 2015, 12:28:57 PM »

...and I just did the commie math conversion on that thing. 64oz would still have @ 4oz of space AFTER you poured a handle of your favorite into it.  :o
That sounds about right.
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