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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #135 on: October 07, 2015, 11:29:47 AM »

Time to pack things up and head to the airport.  Carry on botls.
we will try!
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #136 on: October 07, 2015, 11:40:20 AM »

Time to pack things up and head to the airport.  Carry on botls.
Early departure today, enjoy the ride and don't worry about a thing here at the banter.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #137 on: October 07, 2015, 11:40:27 AM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #138 on: October 07, 2015, 11:43:10 AM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #139 on: October 07, 2015, 11:47:26 AM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
Maybe that's how you TX boys get treated, not here. I'm in charge of the $$.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #140 on: October 07, 2015, 11:55:25 AM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
Maybe that's how you TX boys get treated, not here. I'm in charge of the $$.
Life is but a dream
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #141 on: October 07, 2015, 11:56:34 AM »

And good morning to you, Scott.
Morning Tony, working from home today with a sick kid. She still has a low grade fever and the wife was home with her yesterday. May move the laptop outside a bit later
So you're actually going to banter some today?
Depends on your attitude
What fukkin attitude?
Certainly nailed the size
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #142 on: October 07, 2015, 12:07:36 PM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
I'm in charge of neither
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #143 on: October 07, 2015, 12:11:42 PM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
I'm in charge of neither
I am mostly in charge of mine and she is totally in charge of hers.  She is in charge of X bills and I am in charge of Y bills, been that way for about 25 years and works well, Unusual events we negotiate on and I usually lose.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #144 on: October 07, 2015, 12:15:56 PM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
I'm in charge of neither
Except for cigars, she spends, I pay.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #145 on: October 07, 2015, 12:16:26 PM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
Just like I said it is, you are in charge of paying the bills which is not in charge of the purse.
I'm in charge of neither
As long as the money is there when you try to buy cigars, right?
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #146 on: October 07, 2015, 12:19:42 PM »

LSU-South Carolina game moves to Baton Rouge

Kickoff Time: TBD
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #147 on: October 07, 2015, 12:26:49 PM »

LSU-South Carolina game moves to Baton Rouge

Kickoff Time: TBD
Another home game, that should make Chip happy.
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #148 on: October 07, 2015, 12:27:32 PM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
My ex wife, once sent Master Card the Visa payment. (bills & checks went in wrong envelopes!) last time I let her handle the bills. 
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Re: 10/7/2015
« Reply #149 on: October 07, 2015, 12:34:13 PM »

Morning Dean and Mr. Mayor.
Another successful herf for Travellin Dave.  What did you wind up smoking?
Might should change his screen name to Travellin Herfer.
That could certainly be arranged.
Can you give him little airplanes instead of stars? Morning, Mayor Tony, GolfinDean.
Hmmm, I could.  But that requires work.  How'd you spend your Tuesday, Dave?
Grocery shopping, then out with the wife for the afternoon. Mall, lunch, Lowe's for paint swatches for bedroom and kitchen cupboards. Good times all around.
Actually sounds like a nice day.  When's the painting starting?
Mall, Painting, and Warden supervising all day, not so good sounding to me.   Lunch with Warden that is ok.
But I actually like my wife, so I look forward to our days off together. Lol
Nothing at all wrong with that!
He is still young!
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic.....it can happen, right?
After all we've been through, if I don't hate her already, I don't think it's going to happen.
In fact, just booked us for an overnight trip to Hocking Hills next month. Leave the kids with the grandparents, do some hiking, some grilling, some smoking and a whole lotta hot tubbing.
Off to do some Hocking?  Sounding more and more like Dean.  Trip to Victoria's Secret in the plans?
Well, new bras WAS one of the things we were out getting yesterday, so maybe I am becoming Dean. Don't have any EPC 2nds, though. Will the Nub 2nds suffice?
You better contact CB about joining the International Purse Holders union.  No scabbing.
I've got no problem holding the purse if I'm also the one controlling the $$.
Well you are not so that is that.
Lol, I assure you, I am. Wife couldn't take care of bills if her life depended on it. We'd be living on the street if I let her control the funds.
My ex wife, once sent Master Card the Visa payment. (bills & checks went in wrong envelopes!) last time I let her handle the bills.
Lol, that'll do it!
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