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[razgueado]

It took a day-and-a-half of banging my head on the desk, but I figured out how to write this damned query. Sheesh.

SQL?

Yeah. Had to select which of one or more children of a particular guardian has the birthdate closest to the guardian's enroll date.

Sounds like the same stuff I do, lots of medical SQLs for the important people.

Cigar smokers?

[South Carolina Redfish]

It took a day-and-a-half of banging my head on the desk, but I figured out how to write this damned query. Sheesh.

SQL?

Yeah. Had to select which of one or more children of a particular guardian has the birthdate closest to the guardian's enroll date.

Definitely not my forte.  I was dealing with a proxy server issue.  Gee, I hate Windows.

Would have been easy in a properly normalized database, or if I could just write some C# code. As it was, this was all coming from one query, and my query had to replace another query and have the same fields but return the index child correctly. So, required a self-join to an aggregate query, and one of the join conditions had to be the return value of an aggregate function. Total fuster-cluck. But I did it.

Should we just not an act like we have a fukkin' clue what the hell he's talking about?

I don't have to act I don't know WTF he is talking about except welfare which is more than I wanted to know anyway.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I feel like I just got out of the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

[South Carolina Redfish]

It took a day-and-a-half of banging my head on the desk, but I figured out how to write this damned query. Sheesh.

SQL?

Yeah. Had to select which of one or more children of a particular guardian has the birthdate closest to the guardian's enroll date.

Sounds like the same stuff I do, lots of medical SQLs for the important people.

Cigar smokers?

Kids that USED TO play the dangerous game of Tag?   Thanks Obama.

[razgueado]

It took a day-and-a-half of banging my head on the desk, but I figured out how to write this damned query. Sheesh.

SQL?

Yeah. Had to select which of one or more children of a particular guardian has the birthdate closest to the guardian's enroll date.

Definitely not my forte.  I was dealing with a proxy server issue.  Gee, I hate Windows.

Would have been easy in a properly normalized database, or if I could just write some C# code. As it was, this was all coming from one query, and my query had to replace another query and have the same fields but return the index child correctly. So, required a self-join to an aggregate query, and one of the join conditions had to be the return value of an aggregate function. Total fuster-cluck. But I did it.

Should we just not an act like we have a fukkin' clue what the hell he's talking about?

I don't have to act I don't know WTF he is talking about except welfare which is more than I wanted to know anyway.

Don't worry, I'm an IT guy, so by definition I make no sense.

Hey...wait a minute! It's raining! WTF am I doing here?

[razgueado]

I feel like I just got out of the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

Time for drugs.

[razgueado]

Hey, Tex...what's your opinion of Dan Post boots? Finally time to order a new pair, Lucchese doesn't have what I want for under $1200 and Dan Post does. Any thoughts from a Texan?

[Threebean]

Hey, Tex...what's your opinion of Dan Post boots? Finally time to order a new pair, Lucchese doesn't have what I want for under $1200 and Dan Post does. Any thoughts from a Texan?

You're an IT guy in the NW.  Aren't you supposed to wear Crocs? 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hey, Tex...what's your opinion of Dan Post boots? Finally time to order a new pair, Lucchese doesn't have what I want for under $1200 and Dan Post does. Any thoughts from a Texan?

I have never tried on a pair of Dan Post Boots and don't know mush about them other than the name has been around a long time.  I always wore Tony Lama, Justin or Nacona. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

I feel like I just got out of the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

Time for drugs.

Warden just delivered them.

[razgueado]

Hey, Tex...what's your opinion of Dan Post boots? Finally time to order a new pair, Lucchese doesn't have what I want for under $1200 and Dan Post does. Any thoughts from a Texan?

You're an IT guy in the NW.  Aren't you supposed to wear Crocs?

Uh-huh.  Uh-huh.  Not gonna happen.

But you can't judge by me anyhow.  Most of the time, I dress like it's 1955.

[cigarbreath]

Hey, Tex...what's your opinion of Dan Post boots? Finally time to order a new pair, Lucchese doesn't have what I want for under $1200 and Dan Post does. Any thoughts from a Texan?

You're an IT guy in the NW.  Aren't you supposed to wear Crocs?

Uh-huh.  Uh-huh.  Not gonna happen.

But you can't judge by me anyhow.  Most of the time, I dress like it's 1955.

Do you drive a 2-door Chevy Bellaire?

[sfish]

I feel like I just got out of the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

Makes sense, you guys are probably the same weight class

[South Carolina Redfish]

I feel like I just got out of the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

Makes sense, you guys are probably the same weight class

You got me confused with Tony!

[Threebean]

I feel like I just got out of the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

Makes sense, you guys are probably the same weight class

Ouch, no mercy.  If he wasn't KO'd before he is now.