Looks like I'm gonna go car shopping instead. I fucking hate this.
Days off never turn out the way you want them to, do they?
new or used? if used, try Condemi on rt 46.
New lease. Almost done.
Ah, the wife's car..... I understand.
that reminds me, mine is in the shop, gotta call to find out what
Alpha warranty folks said, about the rear axles, and the water pump.
They left a message on the Banter while you were away. Said all that shit is broke just like you will be when it is fixed. 
Call will be fixed on Friday, dealer parts ordered today. even got a one day car rental reimbursement of $35 approved. Lexus wanted $7k for the work, my car dealer will fix it, only cost me $100 deductible. $2,500 warranty just paid for itself, and I got 4 years and 95K miles left.
You and Tony are smelling like fresh motor oil today
I think that's the Axe Body Spray.
I saw that stuff on TV, hot girl said supposed to get you some pu$$y but no mention of a new mini-van
The only guys who believe that Axe can get them some action are guys who've bought minivans.
D'oh!
You buying a minivan, your action days are well behind you.
Well, not necessarily. There's that period between the purchase of the minivan and the conception of kid #2 that can be action-packed. After that, though, you're done.
I never bought the minivan, so never let the missus develop that mentality.
