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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2015, 08:39:53 AM »

Administrative employees 101 - Why I Would Never Supervise Employees In This Inept Operation Again!

Boss Lady is on vacation and I am temporarily in charge of her 10 employees.  Admin Assistant was not here this morning (as usual) and she just came over to my desk and said "I am an hour and a half late this morning but it is not my fault so I don't have to take leave".  (I really don't give a chit it is quieter when she is not here and does nothing anyway)  Ok, but just curious, why is it not your fault?   "Someone was trying to jump off the bridge over the Interstate and the traffic was backed up and that is not my fault"........  Jeesus!  Oh yeah she is 30 minutes to an hour late  everyday "because traffic was backed up".
Tell her no excuses, she should push the person off so traffic starts flowing again.
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2015, 08:40:06 AM »

Good mornin gents
Morning, CommieBro.
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2015, 08:40:11 AM »

Spread your cheeks and lube up if you still have $ in the stock markets!

Opening could quickly be down 500 - 600 points +
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2015, 08:40:52 AM »

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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2015, 08:43:42 AM »

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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2015, 08:43:57 AM »

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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2015, 08:44:31 AM »

FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE!

Associated Press Preseason Top 25

Aug. 23, 2015

Rank, Team (First-Place Votes), Points

1. Ohio State (61), 1,525

2. TCU, 1,428

3. Alabama, 1,322

4. Baylor, 1,263

5. Michigan State, 1,256

6. Auburn, 1,192

7. Oregon, 1,156

8. USC, 1,085

9. Georgia, 991

10. Florida State, 959

11. Notre Dame, 873

12. Clemson, 862

13. UCLA, 698

14. LSU, 675

15. Arizona State, 605

16. Georgia Tech, 588

17. Mississippi, 563

18. Arkansas, 410

19. Oklahoma, 394

20. Wisconsin, 393

21. Stanford, 347

22. Arizona, 311

23. Boise State, 240

24. Missouri, 219

25. Tennessee, 114
Indeed!
#12, not too shabby!    Cocks are not ranked but that might be because they still have not decided who will be the starting quarterback and the first game is
Thursday.
Cocks are not ranked, they're just rank.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/08/steve-spurrier-gives-the-opposite-of-a-preseason-interview
(sad thing is, in Columbia, they thought he was joking)
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2015, 08:44:39 AM »

Good mornin gents
Morning, CommieBro.
Pretty extreme when Golf considers you a Commie!
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2015, 08:44:49 AM »

Spread your cheeks and lube up if you still have $ in the stock markets!

Opening could quickly be down 500 - 600 points +
I hope you are in for a low % with retirement so soon - I saw my grandparents stay greedy around the early 2000s, they barely made it out alive. 
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2015, 08:46:00 AM »

Morning YellowStar.  Hair dryer's silenced for the moment?
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2015, 08:47:28 AM »

Good mornin gents
Morning, CommieBro.
What's shakin ObamaDave?
Just making sure I don't check my 401k for the next few days.
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:59 AM »

Morning YellowStar.  Hair dryer's silenced for the moment?
LALTS - I may be a partial commie, but I ain't a lazy one!
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2015, 08:49:51 AM »

Good mornin gents
Morning, CommieBro.
What's shakin ObamaDave?
Just making sure I don't check my 401k for the next few days.
Yeah, just let er ride - still in for much lower prices than we are at now so more than willing to ride out the storm. 
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2015, 08:51:35 AM »

Good mornin gents
Morning, CommieBro.
What's shakin ObamaDave?
Just making sure I don't check my 401k for the next few days.
Yeah, just let er ride - still in for much lower prices than we are at now so more than willing to ride out the storm.
Oh yeah, I'm not going anywhere. Just means lower prices next time I get paid and contribute money. Lol
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Re: 8/24/2015
« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2015, 08:53:28 AM »

Good mornin gents
Morning, CommieBro.
What's shakin ObamaDave?
Just making sure I don't check my 401k for the next few days.
Yeah, just let er ride - still in for much lower prices than we are at now so more than willing to ride out the storm.
Oh yeah, I'm not going anywhere. Just means lower prices next time I get paid and contribute money. Lol
There ya go, buy low, sell high!
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