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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2015, 08:10:06 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)

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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2015, 08:13:46 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
Just bang her and you'll be fine
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2015, 08:14:34 AM »

Think I will go have some breakfast.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2015, 08:21:07 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
Just bang her and you'll be fine
Since she has taking the stance that, "how should I know," is a legitimate answer. I've taken it upon myself to also use it.  I now respond to all of her questions with, "how should I know."  So far, it doesn't seem to work for me in the same manner for her...?
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2015, 08:25:15 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
Just bang her and you'll be fine
Since she has taking the stance that, "how should I know," is a legitimate answer. I've taken it upon myself to also use it.  I now respond to all of her questions with, "how should I know."  So far, it doesn't seem to work for me in the same manner for her...?
Never will, can't win at that game, bang her!
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2015, 08:25:22 AM »

time to drop my Jeep off.
later guys.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2015, 08:26:59 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
No.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2015, 08:40:02 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
Just bang her and you'll be fine
Since she has taking the stance that, "how should I know," is a legitimate answer. I've taken it upon myself to also use it.  I now respond to all of her questions with, "how should I know."  So far, it doesn't seem to work for me in the same manner for her...?
Never will, can't win at that game, bang her!
Sure, and I'll probably get bj out of the deal.... NOT..!
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #53 on: July 07, 2015, 08:40:17 AM »

It's time for babysitting.... Later guys...!
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #54 on: July 07, 2015, 08:54:07 AM »

Spinach and Jalapeño omelet, wheat toast and fresh fruit for breakfast, Blood Pressure Special.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #55 on: July 07, 2015, 08:54:07 AM »

TALLAHASSEE — Florida State dismissed freshman quarterback De’Andre Johnson from the team Monday, the same day prosecutors released surveillance video showing him punching a woman at a bar.

In a statement Monday, coach Jimbo Fisher announced Johnson’s immediate dismissal. The quarterback had been suspended after the June 24 incident.

Police said the woman, an FSU student, suffered bruising near her left eye, swelling of the left cheek and upper lip, and a small cut near the bridge of her nose.

Johnson has been charged with misdemeanor battery after the incident at a Tallahassee nightclub about 11:30 p.m. June 24.
Soon to be picked up by Auburn, LSU or Mississippi State.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2015, 08:55:29 AM »

TALLAHASSEE — Florida State dismissed freshman quarterback De’Andre Johnson from the team Monday, the same day prosecutors released surveillance video showing him punching a woman at a bar.

In a statement Monday, coach Jimbo Fisher announced Johnson’s immediate dismissal. The quarterback had been suspended after the June 24 incident.

Police said the woman, an FSU student, suffered bruising near her left eye, swelling of the left cheek and upper lip, and a small cut near the bridge of her nose.

Johnson has been charged with misdemeanor battery after the incident at a Tallahassee nightclub about 11:30 p.m. June 24.
I guess it's easy, just suspend these guys until a video surfaces then dismiss them...unbelievable
Besides, we don't know the whole story.  Maybe she wasn't listening.
But they never listen...
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2015, 08:57:10 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
Just bang her and you'll be fine
Since she has taking the stance that, "how should I know," is a legitimate answer. I've taken it upon myself to also use it.  I now respond to all of her questions with, "how should I know."  So far, it doesn't seem to work for me in the same manner for her...?
And you're just starting to realize this now?  How long have you been married?
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2015, 08:58:10 AM »

My wife keeps bringing up the fact that she is going to be on vacation in a few weeks.  Yesterday I asked, "do you have any plans for your vacation..?"  She responds, "how should I know..?" 

Expecting a yes or no answer to my question, or even some thoughts of what she wanted to do on her vacation, I was caught off guard with her response.

I (sort of snapped back) replied, "fine, I really don't care what you do on your vacation."

She feels like I was trying to start an argument, but I though she was the one trying to start some thing with her odd answer.

Now the friction has started.  Don't you love marriage... :)
Just bang her and you'll be fine
Since she has taking the stance that, "how should I know," is a legitimate answer. I've taken it upon myself to also use it.  I now respond to all of her questions with, "how should I know."  So far, it doesn't seem to work for me in the same manner for her...?
Never will, can't win at that game, bang her!
Yea, use the line "I got your vacation right here!"
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2015, 08:58:29 AM »

TALLAHASSEE — Florida State dismissed freshman quarterback De’Andre Johnson from the team Monday, the same day prosecutors released surveillance video showing him punching a woman at a bar.

In a statement Monday, coach Jimbo Fisher announced Johnson’s immediate dismissal. The quarterback had been suspended after the June 24 incident.

Police said the woman, an FSU student, suffered bruising near her left eye, swelling of the left cheek and upper lip, and a small cut near the bridge of her nose.

Johnson has been charged with misdemeanor battery after the incident at a Tallahassee nightclub about 11:30 p.m. June 24.
Soon to be picked up by Auburn, LSU or Mississippi State.
Since he already turned down offers at Clemson and SC before choosing FL St. :)
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