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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #240 on: July 01, 2015, 06:07:23 PM »

I hear the Popsicle Truck, wonder if they will be banned too.
And ban all that sucking? The homosexual and heterosexual communities would be united in outrage.

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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #241 on: July 01, 2015, 06:45:41 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #242 on: July 01, 2015, 06:54:51 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
I think you are experiencing an Oh Shit moment.
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #243 on: July 01, 2015, 07:03:26 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
Sorry to hear about that, Tony.  When are the unions going to realize that seriously inconveniencing the ordinary hard-working person will not win them much favor with the public with such tactics as holding up trains with a strike.  What is the Trespassers' Union holding out for: higher wages, fewer hours, better benefits?
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #244 on: July 01, 2015, 07:24:53 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
I think you are experiencing an Oh Shit moment.
More like holy crap!
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #245 on: July 01, 2015, 07:26:05 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
Sorry to hear about that, Tony.  When are the unions going to realize that seriously inconveniencing the ordinary hard-working person will not win them much favor with the public with such tactics as holding up trains with a strike.  What is the Trespassers' Union holding out for: higher wages, fewer hours, better benefits?
That's pretty funny.  But I also realize that my day isn't going as badly as the person who was struck by the train (trespasser).
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #246 on: July 01, 2015, 07:30:39 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
Sorry to hear about that, Tony.  When are the unions going to realize that seriously inconveniencing the ordinary hard-working person will not win them much favor with the public with such tactics as holding up trains with a strike.  What is the Trespassers' Union holding out for: higher wages, fewer hours, better benefits?
That's pretty funny.  But I also realize that my day isn't going as badly as the person who was struck by the train (trespasser).
Well that might be because you were not Fuk'n around on the damn RR Tracks. 
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #247 on: July 01, 2015, 07:51:19 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
Sorry to hear about that, Tony.  When are the unions going to realize that seriously inconveniencing the ordinary hard-working person will not win them much favor with the public with such tactics as holding up trains with a strike.  What is the Trespassers' Union holding out for: higher wages, fewer hours, better benefits?
That's pretty funny.  But I also realize that my day isn't going as badly as the person who was struck by the train (trespasser).
Well that might be because you were not Fuk'n around on the damn RR Tracks.
I always assume suicide but I also imagine, what if I trip at an inopportune time?
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #248 on: July 01, 2015, 08:01:20 PM »

I'm stuck (standing) on a train and received the following text:
Due to a trespasser strike involving an Amtrak train near Jersey Avenue, there is currently a hold on all trains in and out of Penn Station NYC.
Sorry to hear about that, Tony.  When are the unions going to realize that seriously inconveniencing the ordinary hard-working person will not win them much favor with the public with such tactics as holding up trains with a strike.  What is the Trespassers' Union holding out for: higher wages, fewer hours, better benefits?
That's pretty funny.  But I also realize that my day isn't going as badly as the person who was struck by the train (trespasser).
Well that might be because you were not Fuk'n around on the damn RR Tracks.
I always assume suicide but I also imagine, what if I trip at an inopportune time?
We'll divide up your cigars.

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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #249 on: July 01, 2015, 08:48:50 PM »

Y'know, it's a little uncomfortable sitting here at work with my thumb up my ass.
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #250 on: July 01, 2015, 08:57:52 PM »

Y'know, it's a little uncomfortable sitting here at work with my thumb up my ass.
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #251 on: July 01, 2015, 08:59:09 PM »

Y'know, it's a little uncomfortable sitting here at work with my thumb up my ass.
Lube
That wasn't in the Employee Handbook.
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #252 on: July 01, 2015, 09:00:58 PM »

Y'know, it's a little uncomfortable sitting here at work with my thumb up my ass.
Lube
That wasn't in the Employee Handbook.
Neither was being there until 10 at night
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #253 on: July 01, 2015, 09:02:30 PM »

Y'know, it's a little uncomfortable sitting here at work with my thumb up my ass.
Lube
That wasn't in the Employee Handbook.
Neither was being there until 10 at night
Bastiges.
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Re: 7/1/2015
« Reply #254 on: July 01, 2015, 09:41:56 PM »

Okay, some work done. Thumb back in ass. I spit on it first. Helped some.

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