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[A Friend of Charlie]

Heh-heh-heh, I knew that would get ya! Did you buy the things or are you still sore from the oil tank incident?

I didn't buy.  I can't right now.  Next week is part two to the oil tank saga.  Since I don't yet know what the expense will end up being, all cigar purchases are on hold.  Plus I'm gonna need to replace the minivan soon too.

[A Friend of Charlie]

For any La Palina fans:

http://www.cigarking.com/la-palina-el-diario-10-packs/

Definitely a good deal.  Their ad is a bit confusing though.  Wonder if they do that on purpose?

Tell Scottie which part you find confusing and I'll help you through it

La Palina El Diario 10 Packs
Purchase any 5 pack of La Palina El Diario Cigars and get:

• A Free La Palina Classic 5 Pack!
• Free U.S. Ground Shipping For Your Entire Order!

Now GFY!

Work through it, sheesh! You know it's fucking 10-packs, now buy em or shut your pie hole!

The point is it's under 30 words... FUCKING PROOF READ IT!  Then, more importantly, don't give me that "Scottie will help you through it" bullshit.

Heh-heh-heh, I knew that would get ya! Did you buy the things or are you still sore from the oil tank incident?

If only Tony's Mother had proof-read him.

If only she had worn an I.U.D.  - I may have crossed the line

I think she was wearing one.  I must have just busted right through.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Heh-heh-heh, I knew that would get ya! Did you buy the things or are you still sore from the oil tank incident?

I didn't buy.  I can't right now.  Next week is part two to the oil tank saga.  Since I don't yet know what the expense will end up being, all cigar purchases are on hold.  Plus I'm gonna need to replace the minivan soon too.

I thought the oil tank was all done with.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Heh-heh-heh, I knew that would get ya! Did you buy the things or are you still sore from the oil tank incident?

I didn't buy.  I can't right now.  Next week is part two to the oil tank saga.  Since I don't yet know what the expense will end up being, all cigar purchases are on hold.  Plus I'm gonna need to replace the minivan soon too.

I thought the oil tank was all done with.

Because we had to dig down below the water table, we now need to install a well and have the water tested after a couple of weeks.  The well gets installed on Monday.   

[SLY]

Canadian Tourism Website
-------------------------

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism
website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.

Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around
   watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the
   railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only six thousand km, take lots of water. . .

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)!
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places
   to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a
   list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?
   (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
   Ca-na-da is that big country to your North . . . oh forget it.
   Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary.
   Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get
   here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y,
   which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays
   every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight
   after the hippo races.
   Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
   Can you tell me where I can sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Canada? (UK)
A: You are an American politician, right?

Q: Can you tell me the regions on British Columbia where the female
   population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year
   round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter gatherers.
   Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Canada who can dispense
   rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: All Canadian rattle snakes are perfectly harmless, and can be
   safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R&R, and I want to contact the girl I
   dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

BAR-RAY!!! ... I'd recognize that accent anywhere ...

[South Carolina Redfish]

Heh-heh-heh, I knew that would get ya! Did you buy the things or are you still sore from the oil tank incident?

I didn't buy.  I can't right now.  Next week is part two to the oil tank saga.  Since I don't yet know what the expense will end up being, all cigar purchases are on hold.  Plus I'm gonna need to replace the minivan soon too.

I thought the oil tank was all done with.

Because we had to dig down below the water table, we now need to install a well and have the water tested after a couple of weeks.  The well gets installed on Monday.

Chit, got Dean digging your well?   Oh wait, are you needing a dry hole or a wet hole as Dean works cheap but  only does Dry Holes.

[sfish]

For any La Palina fans:

http://www.cigarking.com/la-palina-el-diario-10-packs/

Definitely a good deal.  Their ad is a bit confusing though.  Wonder if they do that on purpose?

Their ad/photos is totally confusing so I moved on, is it acutally 10 or 15 cigars?

It's all 10-packs, the photo, the pricing, the wording except for one spot. It's not like anyone's ordering anyway

Then WTF does it show 15 cigars

Because you get a 5-pack with the purchase of any 10-pack

[South Carolina Redfish]

Who woke Sly up?

[South Carolina Redfish]

For any La Palina fans:

http://www.cigarking.com/la-palina-el-diario-10-packs/

Definitely a good deal.  Their ad is a bit confusing though.  Wonder if they do that on purpose?

Their ad/photos is totally confusing so I moved on, is it acutally 10 or 15 cigars?

It's all 10-packs, the photo, the pricing, the wording except for one spot. It's not like anyone's ordering anyway

Then WTF does it show 15 cigars

Because you get a 5-pack with the purchase of any 10-pack

Then it is not all 10-paks!

[A Friend of Charlie]

For any La Palina fans:

http://www.cigarking.com/la-palina-el-diario-10-packs/

Definitely a good deal.  Their ad is a bit confusing though.  Wonder if they do that on purpose?

Their ad/photos is totally confusing so I moved on, is it acutally 10 or 15 cigars?

It's all 10-packs, the photo, the pricing, the wording except for one spot. It's not like anyone's ordering anyway

Then WTF does it show 15 cigars

Because you get a 5-pack with the purchase of any 10-pack

Then it is not all 10-paks!

Third base!

[sfish]

For any La Palina fans:

http://www.cigarking.com/la-palina-el-diario-10-packs/

Definitely a good deal.  Their ad is a bit confusing though.  Wonder if they do that on purpose?

Their ad/photos is totally confusing so I moved on, is it acutally 10 or 15 cigars?

It's all 10-packs, the photo, the pricing, the wording except for one spot. It's not like anyone's ordering anyway

Then WTF does it show 15 cigars

Because you get a 5-pack with the purchase of any 10-pack

Then it is not all 10-paks!

Erroneous! And spell packs correctly!

[sfish]

Who woke Sly up?

Right? And what the hell was that post? Wait, you mean Sam?

[SLY]

Who woke Sly up?

Been up and down all night and morning with messed up back and sciatic pain down through my right buttocks and leg ... arrrgghhh ... hopefully, next year, TXDAVE, you'll get to go to CigarFest and meet the infamous Barry, bearb (as known on the CI banter where he was a regular for years until he just got too busy).  He's a stitch.
Got to run ... see you guys later ... didn't get in a smoke yesterday, but hope to today.  Did really enjoy my first New World (gordo) by AJF on Sunday evening.

[LuvTooGolf]

For any La Palina fans:

http://www.cigarking.com/la-palina-el-diario-10-packs/

Definitely a good deal.  Their ad is a bit confusing though.  Wonder if they do that on purpose?

Their ad/photos is totally confusing so I moved on, is it acutally 10 or 15 cigars?

It's all 10-packs, the photo, the pricing, the wording except for one spot. It's not like anyone's ordering anyway

Then WTF does it show 15 cigars

Because you get a 5-pack with the purchase of any 10-pack

Then it is not all 10-paks!

Third base!

LALTS

[South Carolina Redfish]

Who woke Sly up?

Been up and down all night and morning with messed up back and sciatic pain down through my right buttocks and leg ... arrrgghhh ... hopefully, next year, TXDAVE, you'll get to go to CigarFest and meet the infamous Barry, bearb (as known on the CI banter where he was a regular for years until he just got too busy).  He's a stitch.
Got to run ... see you guys later ... didn't get in a smoke yesterday, but hope to today.  Did really enjoy my first New World (gordo) by AJF on Sunday evening.

Sorry for your pain but Fuk Barry and his too busy bullshit, and he is a  canadian not a stitch..