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[Threebean]

Went to the restroom and the automatic sensor turned the light on.  I did my business and while washing my hands I discovered a guy is sitting in one of the stalls... HUH?  How long does one have to be in there motionless before the light goes off?  Should I call an ambulance?

The sensor doesn't see the interior of the stalls.  He must have been in there a while for the sensor to turn the lights off, though.  Maybe he's prepping for a colonoscopy.  Or perhaps the gerbil died.  Or he's dealing with the 72 oz steak he had for dinner last night.  Any number of plausible explanations.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Went to the restroom and the automatic sensor turned the light on.  I did my business and while washing my hands I discovered a guy is sitting in one of the stalls... HUH?  How long does one have to be in there motionless before the light goes off?  Should I call an ambulance?

The sensor doesn't see the interior of the stalls.  He must have been in there a while for the sensor to turn the lights off, though.  Maybe he's prepping for a colonoscopy.  Or perhaps the gerbil died.  Or he's dealing with the 72 oz steak he had for dinner last night.  Any number of plausible explanations.

I'd love to say that I'm sorry I asked, but that made me laugh.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Mettre à jour:  When I went back in there, the stall was empty.  So he either fell in or was carted away by a more concerned colleague.

[flip from jersey]

I was able to secure some Southern Tier Choklat Oranj Stout, should be interesting

I'm curious.

yellow?

[A Friend of Charlie]

I was able to secure some Southern Tier Choklat Oranj Stout, should be interesting

I'm curious.

yellow?

I was confused by that one too.  How are you feeling these days?

[cigarbreath]

Went to the restroom and the automatic sensor turned the light on.  I did my business and while washing my hands I discovered a guy is sitting in one of the stalls... HUH?  How long does one have to be in there motionless before the light goes off?  Should I call an ambulance?

I might be more concerned if there were movements in the stall that kept the lights on.  You know what I mean Vern?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Mikey!!!

[BackyardSmoker]

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[cigarbreath]

Mikey!!!

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[cigarbreath]

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[A Friend of Charlie]

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Truer words...

[cigarbreath]

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Truer words...

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[cigarbreath]

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[BackyardSmoker]

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[A Friend of Charlie]

As tempted as I am to buy a bunch of Dr. Kocher infused cigars, I'm gonna pass.  Instead I'll light up this SL Oval corona and make my way over to SOMERVILLE.  Later!