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[razgueado]

I may have an MF with me but probably not a lancero.  I did bring a bunch of lanceros though; Oliva V, San Lotano Habano, Room 101 Daruma Mutante.

that last one doesn't sound so much like a cigar and more like you
have something wrong with you, or at least your Daruma.....

There's too much daruma around here anyway.

[Threebean]

I may have an MF with me but probably not a lancero.  I did bring a bunch of lanceros though; Oliva V, San Lotano Habano, Room 101 Daruma Mutante.

that last one doesn't sound so much like a cigar and more like you
have something wrong with you, or at least your Daruma.....
Happy 1 year Anniversary Banter, Happy Birthday TR, and good morning to the rest of you...

Morning, Flip.  Hmmm, TxDave has a mutated daruma?  That explains a lot. 

[flip from jersey]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

try the Good & Plenty Smorgasboard....  get the $5 off coupons....

[razgueado]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

I would rather go to a theme park that caters to adults who like smoking cigars and drinking

Sounds like a strip club to me.

No, a strip club caters to adults who are really bad at math.

Strip club math is easy. $1 + $1 = 2 boobies.

You're illustrating my point.  Strip club math: Paycheck - $1 tip - $1 tip - $20 lap dance - $20 watered-down beer = No sex.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I may have an MF with me but probably not a lancero.  I did bring a bunch of lanceros though; Oliva V, San Lotano Habano, Room 101 Daruma Mutante.

that last one doesn't sound so much like a cigar and more like you
have something wrong with you, or at least your Daruma.....
Happy 1 year Anniversary Banter, Happy Birthday TR, and good morning to the rest of you...

It's his birthday?  Damn, I missed that. 

So when I was born, TR was, what, a sophomore in high school?

Happy birthday, mi amigo...

LOL, Thanks now let me do some math.   I was gradiating from Elementary School when you popped out.

[LuvTooGolf]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

I would rather go to a theme park that caters to adults who like smoking cigars and drinking

Sounds like a strip club to me.

No, a strip club caters to adults who are really bad at math.

Strip club math is easy. $1 + $1 = 2 boobies.

You're illustrating my point.  Strip club math: Paycheck - $1 tip - $1 tip - $20 lap dance - $20 watered-down beer = No sex.

I only go to strip clubs with the wife. Believe me, there's plenty of sex by the end of the night.

[flip from jersey]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

try the Good & Plenty Smorgasboard....  get the $5 off coupons....

i meant Plain & Fancy....  here if your group isn't big enough, they will sit you at a table of 10 with others.
they bring the food to you, all you want!
The Amish Farm Feast, as featured on Travel Channel’s Man V. Food
Plain & Fancy is home to Lancaster County PA's original Amish Farm Feast. The full course, pass-the-platter dinner, includes appetizers, entrees, side, breads, desserts and beverages…all for $19.95 CLICK HERE FOR $3 OFF COUPON MAKING THIS ONLY $16.95. Kids 4 to 12 are only $9.95
Starters:  Chow Chow, Garden Salad with house dressing, Bakery-fresh Raisin Bread, Potato Rolls
Entrees
: Made-from-Scratch, Golden Fried Chicken, Roast Eye-Round of Beef, Chicken Pot Pie with homemade noodles,
Plain & Fancy's Own Baked Sausage
Served with
 Real Mashed Potatoes with Gravy, Egg Noodles with Browned Butter, Shoepeg Corn, Vegetable Medley
Desserts: Sour Cream Apple Crumb Pie, Wet Bottom Shoo-Fly Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Cake

Complimentary Beverages: Bottomless Lemonade, Brewed Iced Tea/Sweet Tea, Hot Tea and Coffee
Other beverages are available at an additional charge

[South Carolina Redfish]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

I would rather go to a theme park that caters to adults who like smoking cigars and drinking

Sounds like a strip club to me.

No, a strip club caters to adults who are really bad at math.

Strip club math is easy. $1 + $1 = 2 boobies.

You're illustrating my point.  Strip club math: Paycheck - $1 tip - $1 tip - $20 lap dance - $20 watered-down beer = No sex.

I only go to strip clubs with the wife. Believe me, there's plenty of sex by the end of the night.

OMG - TNWSS

[Threebean]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

I would rather go to a theme park that caters to adults who like smoking cigars and drinking

Sounds like a strip club to me.

No, a strip club caters to adults who are really bad at math.

Strip club math is easy. $1 + $1 = 2 boobies.

You're illustrating my point.  Strip club math: Paycheck - $1 tip - $1 tip - $20 lap dance - $20 watered-down beer = No sex.

I only go to strip clubs with the wife. Believe me, there's plenty of sex by the end of the night.

Choking the chicken does not count.

[South Carolina Redfish]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

try the Good & Plenty Smorgasboard....  get the $5 off coupons....

i meant Plain & Fancy....  here if your group isn't big enough, they will sit you at a table of 10 with others.
they bring the food to you, all you want!
The Amish Farm Feast, as featured on Travel Channel’s Man V. Food
Plain & Fancy is home to Lancaster County PA's original Amish Farm Feast. The full course, pass-the-platter dinner, includes appetizers, entrees, side, breads, desserts and beverages…all for $19.95 CLICK HERE FOR $3 OFF COUPON MAKING THIS ONLY $16.95. Kids 4 to 12 are only $9.95
Starters:  Chow Chow, Garden Salad with house dressing, Bakery-fresh Raisin Bread, Potato Rolls
Entrees
: Made-from-Scratch, Golden Fried Chicken, Roast Eye-Round of Beef, Chicken Pot Pie with homemade noodles,
Plain & Fancy's Own Baked Sausage
Served with
 Real Mashed Potatoes with Gravy, Egg Noodles with Browned Butter, Shoepeg Corn, Vegetable Medley
Desserts: Sour Cream Apple Crumb Pie, Wet Bottom Shoo-Fly Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Cake

Complimentary Beverages: Bottomless Lemonade, Brewed Iced Tea/Sweet Tea, Hot Tea and Coffee
Other beverages are available at an additional charge

But it is Amish and you got to travel there  via Horse and Buggy.

[razgueado]

I may have an MF with me but probably not a lancero.  I did bring a bunch of lanceros though; Oliva V, San Lotano Habano, Room 101 Daruma Mutante.

that last one doesn't sound so much like a cigar and more like you
have something wrong with you, or at least your Daruma.....
Happy 1 year Anniversary Banter, Happy Birthday TR, and good morning to the rest of you...

It's his birthday?  Damn, I missed that. 

So when I was born, TR was, what, a sophomore in high school?

Happy birthday, mi amigo...

LOL, Thanks now let me do some math.   I was gradiating from Elementary School when you popped out.

Well, I've been to strip clubs, so obviously I'm bad at math.  I should have noted the social security announcement in your tag line.

[flip from jersey]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

try the Good & Plenty Smorgasboard....  get the $5 off coupons....

i meant Plain & Fancy....  here if your group isn't big enough, they will sit you at a table of 10 with others.
they bring the food to you, all you want!
The Amish Farm Feast, as featured on Travel Channel’s Man V. Food
Plain & Fancy is home to Lancaster County PA's original Amish Farm Feast. The full course, pass-the-platter dinner, includes appetizers, entrees, side, breads, desserts and beverages…all for $19.95 CLICK HERE FOR $3 OFF COUPON MAKING THIS ONLY $16.95. Kids 4 to 12 are only $9.95
Starters:  Chow Chow, Garden Salad with house dressing, Bakery-fresh Raisin Bread, Potato Rolls
Entrees
: Made-from-Scratch, Golden Fried Chicken, Roast Eye-Round of Beef, Chicken Pot Pie with homemade noodles,
Plain & Fancy's Own Baked Sausage
Served with
 Real Mashed Potatoes with Gravy, Egg Noodles with Browned Butter, Shoepeg Corn, Vegetable Medley
Desserts: Sour Cream Apple Crumb Pie, Wet Bottom Shoo-Fly Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Cake

Complimentary Beverages: Bottomless Lemonade, Brewed Iced Tea/Sweet Tea, Hot Tea and Coffee
Other beverages are available at an additional charge

But it is Amish and you got to travel there  via Horse and Buggy.

no, I  took the car, big parking lot....

[razgueado]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

I would rather go to a theme park that caters to adults who like smoking cigars and drinking

Sounds like a strip club to me.

No, a strip club caters to adults who are really bad at math.

Strip club math is easy. $1 + $1 = 2 boobies.

You're illustrating my point.  Strip club math: Paycheck - $1 tip - $1 tip - $20 lap dance - $20 watered-down beer = No sex.

I only go to strip clubs with the wife. Believe me, there's plenty of sex by the end of the night.

Okay, you're the exception that proves the rule, then.

[LuvTooGolf]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

try the Good & Plenty Smorgasboard....  get the $5 off coupons....

i meant Plain & Fancy....  here if your group isn't big enough, they will sit you at a table of 10 with others.
they bring the food to you, all you want!
The Amish Farm Feast, as featured on Travel Channel’s Man V. Food
Plain & Fancy is home to Lancaster County PA's original Amish Farm Feast. The full course, pass-the-platter dinner, includes appetizers, entrees, side, breads, desserts and beverages…all for $19.95 CLICK HERE FOR $3 OFF COUPON MAKING THIS ONLY $16.95. Kids 4 to 12 are only $9.95
Starters:  Chow Chow, Garden Salad with house dressing, Bakery-fresh Raisin Bread, Potato Rolls
Entrees
: Made-from-Scratch, Golden Fried Chicken, Roast Eye-Round of Beef, Chicken Pot Pie with homemade noodles,
Plain & Fancy's Own Baked Sausage
Served with
 Real Mashed Potatoes with Gravy, Egg Noodles with Browned Butter, Shoepeg Corn, Vegetable Medley
Desserts: Sour Cream Apple Crumb Pie, Wet Bottom Shoo-Fly Pie, Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate Cake

Complimentary Beverages: Bottomless Lemonade, Brewed Iced Tea/Sweet Tea, Hot Tea and Coffee
Other beverages are available at an additional charge

I'll keep that in mind, thanks for the info.

[LuvTooGolf]

@  Golf, is today the first day of your new schedule?

Not yet. Technically starts in 2 weeks, but I'll be in PA then, so I start it on the 17th.

Hamburg, PA?

Lol, I wish. Lancaster, PA. Going to Dutch Wonderland, which is apparently some kind of amusement park that caters to kids and families. My parents are taking us and we're meeting my sister and her clan as well, staying for a couple of days to enjoy the park and the pool, etc.

I would rather go to a theme park that caters to adults who like smoking cigars and drinking

Sounds like a strip club to me.

No, a strip club caters to adults who are really bad at math.

Strip club math is easy. $1 + $1 = 2 boobies.

You're illustrating my point.  Strip club math: Paycheck - $1 tip - $1 tip - $20 lap dance - $20 watered-down beer = No sex.

I only go to strip clubs with the wife. Believe me, there's plenty of sex by the end of the night.

Choking the chicken does not count.

Why the hell not?