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Today's Birthdays

Those born on this date are under the sign of Aries. They include:

 historian/writer Washington Irving in 1783;
writer/naturalist John Burroughs in 1837;
actor Leslie Howard in 1893;
dancer Sally Rand in 1904;
actor Iron Eyes Cody in 1904;
columnist Herb Caen in 1916;
actor Doris Day in 1922;
actor Marlon Brando in 1924;
astronaut Gus Grissom in 1926;
anthropologist Jane Goodall in 1934 (age 91);
actor Eric Braeden in 1941 (age 84);
actor Marsha Mason in 1942 (age 83);
musician Wayne Newton in 1942 (age 83);
musician Tony Orlando in 1944 (age 81);
musician Richard Thompson (Fairport Convention) in 1949 (age 76);
actor Alec Baldwin in 1958 (age 67);
actor David Hyde Pierce in 1959 (age 66);
actor/comedian Eddie Murphy in 1961 (age 64);
musician Mike Ness (Social Distortion) in 1962 (age 63);
musician/actor Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) in 1968 (age 57);
illustrator Jamie Hewlett in 1968 (age 57);
Olympic skier Picabo Street in 1971 (age 54);
actor Jennie Garth in 1972 (age 53);
actor Adam Scott in 1973 (age 52);
musician Drew Shirley (Switchfoot) in 1974 (age 51);
actor Matthew Goode in 1978 (age 47);
actor Cobie Smulders in 1982 (age 43);
dancer/actor Sofia Boutella in 1982 (age 43);
actor/musician Chrissie Fit in 1984 (age 41);
musician Leona Lewis in 1985 (age 40);
actor Amanda Bynes in 1986 (age 39);
actor Rachel Bloom in 1987 (age 38);
musician/actor Hayley Kiyoko in 1991 (age 34);
musician Young M.A in 1992 (age 33);
actor Sarah Jeffery in 1996 (age 29);
actor/model Paris Jackson in 1998 (age 27);
musician Sam Kiszka (Greta Van Fleet) in 1999 (age 26);
actor Elsie Fisher in 2003 (age 22).

Nineteen and some names.  And one of my favorite guitarists, Richard Thompson, made the list. 

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola, Raz.

Morning, T.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos.

Morning, Page3Raz.

[LuvTooGolf]

Sis:

Door #1 - Gurkha Park Avenue Churchill - 10/29.99

Door #2 - Oliva Serie 'O' Robusto - 10/44.99

Door #3 - Ramón Bueso Blitz Pack - 15/49.99
    5 x Bueso Exclusivo Toro (6.5”x50)
    5 x Bueso Genesis Oscuro Toro (6.0”x54)
    5 x Bueso Genesis The Project Toro (5.5”x54)

Oh happy day.  GolfinDave must have had to change his shorts after seeing door #3.

I'm hoping he changed them regardless.

CNS

[Travellin Dave]

Today's Birthdays

Those born on this date are under the sign of Aries. They include:

 historian/writer Washington Irving in 1783;
writer/naturalist John Burroughs in 1837;
actor Leslie Howard in 1893;
dancer Sally Rand in 1904;
actor Iron Eyes Cody in 1904;
columnist Herb Caen in 1916;
actor Doris Day in 1922;
actor Marlon Brando in 1924;
astronaut Gus Grissom in 1926;
anthropologist Jane Goodall in 1934 (age 91);
actor Eric Braeden in 1941 (age 84);
actor Marsha Mason in 1942 (age 83);
musician Wayne Newton in 1942 (age 83);
musician Tony Orlando in 1944 (age 81);
musician Richard Thompson (Fairport Convention) in 1949 (age 76);
actor Alec Baldwin in 1958 (age 67);
actor David Hyde Pierce in 1959 (age 66);
actor/comedian Eddie Murphy in 1961 (age 64);
musician Mike Ness (Social Distortion) in 1962 (age 63);
musician/actor Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) in 1968 (age 57);
illustrator Jamie Hewlett in 1968 (age 57);
Olympic skier Picabo Street in 1971 (age 54);
actor Jennie Garth in 1972 (age 53);
actor Adam Scott in 1973 (age 52);
musician Drew Shirley (Switchfoot) in 1974 (age 51);
actor Matthew Goode in 1978 (age 47);
actor Cobie Smulders in 1982 (age 43);
dancer/actor Sofia Boutella in 1982 (age 43);
actor/musician Chrissie Fit in 1984 (age 41);
musician Leona Lewis in 1985 (age 40);
actor Amanda Bynes in 1986 (age 39);
actor Rachel Bloom in 1987 (age 38);
musician/actor Hayley Kiyoko in 1991 (age 34);
musician Young M.A in 1992 (age 33);
actor Sarah Jeffery in 1996 (age 29);
actor/model Paris Jackson in 1998 (age 27);
musician Sam Kiszka (Greta Van Fleet) in 1999 (age 26);
actor Elsie Fisher in 2003 (age 22).

Nineteen and some names.  And one of my favorite guitarists, Richard Thompson, made the list.

Even if you're not a Marvel fan, no Cobie Smulders ?

[razgueado]

Today's Birthdays

Those born on this date are under the sign of Aries. They include:

 historian/writer Washington Irving in 1783;
writer/naturalist John Burroughs in 1837;
actor Leslie Howard in 1893;
dancer Sally Rand in 1904;
actor Iron Eyes Cody in 1904;
columnist Herb Caen in 1916;
actor Doris Day in 1922;
actor Marlon Brando in 1924;
astronaut Gus Grissom in 1926;
anthropologist Jane Goodall in 1934 (age 91);
actor Eric Braeden in 1941 (age 84);
actor Marsha Mason in 1942 (age 83);
musician Wayne Newton in 1942 (age 83);
musician Tony Orlando in 1944 (age 81);
musician Richard Thompson (Fairport Convention) in 1949 (age 76);
actor Alec Baldwin in 1958 (age 67);
actor David Hyde Pierce in 1959 (age 66);
actor/comedian Eddie Murphy in 1961 (age 64);
musician Mike Ness (Social Distortion) in 1962 (age 63);
musician/actor Sebastian Bach (Skid Row) in 1968 (age 57);
illustrator Jamie Hewlett in 1968 (age 57);
Olympic skier Picabo Street in 1971 (age 54);
actor Jennie Garth in 1972 (age 53);
actor Adam Scott in 1973 (age 52);
musician Drew Shirley (Switchfoot) in 1974 (age 51);
actor Matthew Goode in 1978 (age 47);
actor Cobie Smulders in 1982 (age 43);
dancer/actor Sofia Boutella in 1982 (age 43);
actor/musician Chrissie Fit in 1984 (age 41);
musician Leona Lewis in 1985 (age 40);
actor Amanda Bynes in 1986 (age 39);
actor Rachel Bloom in 1987 (age 38);
musician/actor Hayley Kiyoko in 1991 (age 34);
musician Young M.A in 1992 (age 33);
actor Sarah Jeffery in 1996 (age 29);
actor/model Paris Jackson in 1998 (age 27);
musician Sam Kiszka (Greta Van Fleet) in 1999 (age 26);
actor Elsie Fisher in 2003 (age 22).

Nineteen and some names.  And one of my favorite guitarists, Richard Thompson, made the list.

Even if you're not a Marvel fan, no Cobie Smulders ?

Lost interest in Marvel, was never a fan of "How I Met Your Mother."  I knew her face, but not her name.  Same for Amanda Bynes. 

[Oyam18]

This was funny 😄

[razgueado]

This made me laugh out loud.

Two aliens landed their flying saucer near an abandoned gas station in the desert.  They got out of their craft and approached one of the gas pumps.  The alien captain pointed his sidearm at the pump and demanded, "Take us to your leader!" The gas pump said nothing.  The captain repeated the demand, more intensely.  "Take us to your leader!" But there was no response. 

The ensign said to the captain, "Sir, I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Shut up!" said the captain.  "I'm in charge here."  He repeated his demand to the pump, "Take me to your leader!" but again the gas pump said nothing.

"Sir, I really think these guys are bad news, let's..."

"Shut UP!!" the captain shouted. "I'm the captain, dammit!" Then he turned again to the gas pump.  "Last chance! Take me to your leader!"  The gas pump still said nothing. 

So the alien captain carefully aimed his weapon and fired at the pump.  The entire station exploded and the two aliens were thrown to the dirt a hundred yards away.  As they were dusting themselves off, the captain looked at his ensign and says, "Okay, how'd you know those guys were bad news?"

"Sir, I been all over this galaxy," replied the ensign.  "I've seen a lot of shit and I've learned a lot of shit.  But if I've learned anything, it's this - if you encounter a creature who can wrap its dick around its waist and hang it from its ear, just leave it to hell alone."

[Travellin Dave]

This was funny 😄

How is that any different than how your wife reacts to anything you do or say?

[A Friend of Charlie]

This was funny

How is that any different than how your wife reacts to anything you do or say?

The permanent look of disdain is what I see.

[LuvTooGolf]

This made me laugh out loud.

Two aliens landed their flying saucer near an abandoned gas station in the desert.  They got out of their craft and approached one of the gas pumps.  The alien captain pointed his sidearm at the pump and demanded, "Take us to your leader!" The gas pump said nothing.  The captain repeated the demand, more intensely.  "Take us to your leader!" But there was no response. 

The ensign said to the captain, "Sir, I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Shut up!" said the captain.  "I'm in charge here."  He repeated his demand to the pump, "Take me to your leader!" but again the gas pump said nothing.

"Sir, I really think these guys are bad news, let's..."

"Shut UP!!" the captain shouted. "I'm the captain, dammit!" Then he turned again to the gas pump.  "Last chance! Take me to your leader!"  The gas pump still said nothing. 

So the alien captain carefully aimed his weapon and fired at the pump.  The entire station exploded and the two aliens were thrown to the dirt a hundred yards away.  As they were dusting themselves off, the captain looked at his ensign and says, "Okay, how'd you know those guys were bad news?"

"Sir, I been all over this galaxy," replied the ensign.  "I've seen a lot of shit and I've learned a lot of shit.  But if I've learned anything, it's this - if you encounter a creature who can wrap its dick around its waist and hang it from its ear, just leave it to hell alone."

Lol, wise words, indeed.

[A Friend of Charlie]

This made me laugh out loud.

Two aliens landed their flying saucer near an abandoned gas station in the desert.  They got out of their craft and approached one of the gas pumps.  The alien captain pointed his sidearm at the pump and demanded, "Take us to your leader!" The gas pump said nothing.  The captain repeated the demand, more intensely.  "Take us to your leader!" But there was no response. 

The ensign said to the captain, "Sir, I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Shut up!" said the captain.  "I'm in charge here."  He repeated his demand to the pump, "Take me to your leader!" but again the gas pump said nothing.

"Sir, I really think these guys are bad news, let's..."

"Shut UP!!" the captain shouted. "I'm the captain, dammit!" Then he turned again to the gas pump.  "Last chance! Take me to your leader!"  The gas pump still said nothing. 

So the alien captain carefully aimed his weapon and fired at the pump.  The entire station exploded and the two aliens were thrown to the dirt a hundred yards away.  As they were dusting themselves off, the captain looked at his ensign and says, "Okay, how'd you know those guys were bad news?"

"Sir, I been all over this galaxy," replied the ensign.  "I've seen a lot of shit and I've learned a lot of shit.  But if I've learned anything, it's this - if you encounter a creature who can wrap its dick around its waist and hang it from its ear, just leave it to hell alone."

I chuckled. I'd heard this one before, but I'm bad at remembering jokes.

[A Friend of Charlie]

https://www.nytimes.com/badges/games/mini.html?d=2025-04-03&t=131&c=66bc66200c8f009c8c8eaf8ea1ce6ac5&smid=url-share

[A Friend of Charlie]

Wordle 1,384 3/6

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[Oyam18]

This was funny

How is that any different than how your wife reacts to anything you do or say?

The permanent look of disdain is what I see.

she is happy sometimes 👍