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[razgueado]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy Birthday, raz. Any special plans beyond playing hooky?

Not really.  Spent the long weekend with the clan at my brother's getaway in eastern Washington, so did a lot of celebrating there and my nieces decorated the joint in my honor.  The warden posted birthday notes all over the house this morning, which was nice.  And she bought me a killer machinist's toolbox that I've been coveting for a while.  Other than that? Think I'll take a ride on the Harley if the rain will hold off for a while.  Smoke a couple cigars.  Goof off.

Could have said just have a Dean Day.

Indeed...but without bikerlady. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

back from the gym.
cigar and coffee time.

Morning Jack Lalanne, got the juicer going yet?

What's with this gym shit?

exercise, I'm old but not too out of shape, and don't want to be a fat lazy old man. just a lazy old man.

You cut me real deep, Deano.

wasn't intended to anyone on the banter, but if the shoe fits, lol.

The shoe fits fine, it's the belt that's struggling

I've got a shirt button that's very close to popping.  Shield your eyes!

Ha!  Is there a line on whether it makes it to lunchtime?

I'm confident to make it to lunch.  Through lunch is another story.   

[razgueado]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy Birthday, raz. Any special plans beyond playing hooky?

Not really.  Spent the long weekend with the clan at my brother's getaway in eastern Washington, so did a lot of celebrating there and my nieces decorated the joint in my honor.  The warden posted birthday notes all over the house this morning, which was nice.  And she bought me a killer machinist's toolbox that I've been coveting for a while.  Other than that? Think I'll take a ride on the Harley if the rain will hold off for a while.  Smoke a couple cigars.  Goof off.

Sinner!  Shame on you.  Isn't there a commandment that states, Thou shall not covet thy wife's toolbox?

No, it's "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's box."

[A Friend of Charlie]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy Birthday, raz. Any special plans beyond playing hooky?

Not really.  Spent the long weekend with the clan at my brother's getaway in eastern Washington, so did a lot of celebrating there and my nieces decorated the joint in my honor.  The warden posted birthday notes all over the house this morning, which was nice.  And she bought me a killer machinist's toolbox that I've been coveting for a while.  Other than that? Think I'll take a ride on the Harley if the rain will hold off for a while.  Smoke a couple cigars.  Goof off.

Sinner!  Shame on you.  Isn't there a commandment that states, Thou shall not covet thy wife's toolbox?

No, it's "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's box."

Ahhh, sorry.  I knew it was something like that. 

[LuvTooGolf]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy birthday, slacker!

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, I had a nice personal pizza with anchovies and capers the other night.  Mmmmm!

[FloridaDean]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy Birthday, raz. Any special plans beyond playing hooky?

Not really.  Spent the long weekend with the clan at my brother's getaway in eastern Washington, so did a lot of celebrating there and my nieces decorated the joint in my honor.  The warden posted birthday notes all over the house this morning, which was nice.  And she bought me a killer machinist's toolbox that I've been coveting for a while.  Other than that? Think I'll take a ride on the Harley if the rain will hold off for a while.  Smoke a couple cigars.  Goof off.

Could have said just have a Dean Day.

Indeed...but without bikerlady.

oh but she is such a randy lady. that's one reason for the morning gym visits, to be able to keep up.
they say when she dies she dies, I just don't want it to be me, yet.

[FloridaDean]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy Birthday, raz. Any special plans beyond playing hooky?

Not really.  Spent the long weekend with the clan at my brother's getaway in eastern Washington, so did a lot of celebrating there and my nieces decorated the joint in my honor.  The warden posted birthday notes all over the house this morning, which was nice.  And she bought me a killer machinist's toolbox that I've been coveting for a while.  Other than that? Think I'll take a ride on the Harley if the rain will hold off for a while.  Smoke a couple cigars.  Goof off.

Sinner!  Shame on you.  Isn't there a commandment that states, Thou shall not covet thy wife's toolbox?

No, it's "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's box."

OOPS!

[razgueado]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy birthday, slacker!

Hey, I learned right here...from the best in the game!

[razgueado]

By the way, I had a nice personal pizza with anchovies and capers the other night.  Mmmmm!

Whoa!  Pizza Puttanesca! I like the sound of that.

[FloridaDean]

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.

[LuvTooGolf]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy birthday, slacker!

Hey, I learned right here...from the best in the game!

Hell yeah, this place is a case study in slacking.

[South Carolina Redfish]

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.

The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???

[South Carolina Redfish]

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.

Happy birthday, slacker!

Hey, I learned right here...from the best in the game!

Hell yeah, this place is a case study in slacking.

But slacking just does not feel right without Yellowstars.

[razgueado]

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.

The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???

Both.