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South Carolina Redfish

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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #105 on: April 22, 2015, 10:02:56 AM »

okay gents. for all you working stiffs, I am heading to the driving range and stopping at the B&M on the way, retirement is great, golf is good, cigars are great, Life is Good.

I will not be present tomorrow. Bikerlady is kidnapping me for my birthday. Oh boy.
Has she recovered from your last weekend?  You about put her in the hospital.  Maybe she needs to bring along a stunt double.
we saw her doctor again yesterday, who told her that that's usually what happens when you don't have sex for a long while. we were given the go ahead, just nothing rough, and no more marathon sessions for awhile, we should stop after a few orgasms, no more record settings.
Thanks Dean., we needed to know that. :)
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #106 on: April 22, 2015, 10:03:13 AM »

G'Morning, Asswatchers
Morning Asswatched!
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #107 on: April 22, 2015, 10:03:15 AM »

Morning Chip, Dean, Bean, TexDave, WolfDave, Dogfish and Mr. Mayor.
Good morning to you, NJDave.
Good morning Dave and Tony
Is that what you were so busy doing yesterday that you didn't have time for more than one post?  Huh?  Huh? HUH?!?!
I was working yesterday... you know that thing that gives us money to pay the bills!
Hey Flip, do you know how this banter works?  Although I'm always very interested in what you have to say, you just answered the last two posts that were intended for others.  In the case of this here thread, the intended is unemployed.
LALTS Give him a break, he just woke up.
Plus it causes the rest of us to pay attention.  Without Dean here the most interesting thing is Shaun's new computer drive, so it's tough not to lose focus and default back to working.
LALTS!  My new laptop arrives tomorrow too, so that's exciting!   ;D
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #108 on: April 22, 2015, 10:03:47 AM »

okay gents. for all you working stiffs, I am heading to the driving range and stopping at the B&M on the way, retirement is great, golf is good, cigars are great, Life is Good.

I will not be present tomorrow. Bikerlady is kidnapping me for my birthday. Oh boy.
Has she recovered from your last weekend?  You about put her in the hospital.  Maybe she needs to bring along a stunt double.
we saw her doctor again yesterday, who told her that that's usually what happens when you don't have sex for a long while. we were given the go ahead, just nothing rough, and no more marathon sessions for awhile, we should stop after a few orgasms, no more record settings.
Dean or dawg, hard to tell them apart anymore.
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #109 on: April 22, 2015, 10:03:53 AM »

okay gents. for all you working stiffs, I am heading to the driving range and stopping at the B&M on the way, retirement is great, golf is good, cigars are great, Life is Good.

I will not be present tomorrow. Bikerlady is kidnapping me for my birthday. Oh boy.
Has she recovered from your last weekend?  You about put her in the hospital.  Maybe she needs to bring along a stunt double.
we saw her doctor again yesterday, who told her that that's usually what happens when you don't have sex for a long while. we were given the go ahead, just nothing rough, and no more marathon sessions for awhile, we should stop after a few orgasms, no more record settings.
Maybe increase the use of lubrication too...
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #110 on: April 22, 2015, 10:04:04 AM »

Fuk'n Meeting Time!  CHITTTTT! >:(
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #111 on: April 22, 2015, 10:04:05 AM »

G'Morning, Asswatchers
Good mornin Steve
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #112 on: April 22, 2015, 10:04:28 AM »

G'Morning, Asswatchers
Morning Asswatched!

Thank you. These aren't even my most flattering pants.
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #113 on: April 22, 2015, 10:04:53 AM »

NEWSFLASH:   Mayor iis making up new rules today and scolding folks for violatins  so watch your azzez!
No new rules.  In fact, no rules at all.  In general, If you quote a post you are talking to the last person in that thread.  But what the fuck do I know?  Oh, and GFY!
GFY back at ya and get off Flip's azz! ;D
Oh, so you are the guardian of Flip's ass now?!?  Ass protection?
We watch each other's asses around here!
Some more than others.
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #114 on: April 22, 2015, 10:05:03 AM »

FORE !!!!
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #115 on: April 22, 2015, 10:05:49 AM »

thanks guys, but as the old saying goes:
"Don't dish it out, if you can't take it."  I am sarcastic
at times, so sarcasm back it me ain't nothing new.
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #116 on: April 22, 2015, 10:05:58 AM »

G'Morning, Asswatchers
Good mornin Steve

Hey, Shaun. Diddling with the new electronics this morning... Is the porn streaming buffer free today?  :D
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #117 on: April 22, 2015, 10:06:29 AM »

Morning Chip, Dean, Bean, TexDave, WolfDave, Dogfish and Mr. Mayor.
Good morning to you, NJDave.
Good morning Dave and Tony
Is that what you were so busy doing yesterday that you didn't have time for more than one post?  Huh?  Huh? HUH?!?!
I was working yesterday... you know that thing that gives us money to pay the bills!
Hey Flip, do you know how this banter works?  Although I'm always very interested in what you have to say, you just answered the last two posts that were intended for others.  In the case of this here thread, the intended is unemployed.
Duh, which way did he go George, which way did he go?
If I don't pick on you too, the boys are gonna think I'm giving the Bergen County boys preferential treatment.
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #118 on: April 22, 2015, 10:06:37 AM »

G'Morning, Asswatchers
Morning Asswatched!

Thank you. These aren't even my most flattering pants.
Yea, you really should retire those Dad jeans...
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Re: 4/22/2015
« Reply #119 on: April 22, 2015, 10:06:59 AM »

G'Morning, Asswatchers
Good mornin Steve

Hey, Shaun. Diddling with the new electronic this morning... Is the porn streaming buffer free today?  :D
Hope I'm not clogging up all of their lines, let me know if I should close a few tabs down   ;)
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