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[flip from jersey]

Hi WhiskySteve.

Afternoon, Mayor McCheese... what'd you smoke last night? Don't think you ever said.

It was a Espinosa EO 21 toro.  Not a great smoke but a decent every day cigar.

Not one I've had, but I'm sure you were glad to have a smoke. Did you have an adult beverage at said Legion?

Only a couple of soft drinks (Coors Lights).

What are you drinking that foreign swill for?

When in Rome...

I thought you were in Seacaucus?

We met there but ended up at the American Legion in Saddle Brook.

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

[Travellin Dave]

Tide is rolling out!

[Travellin Dave]

Hi WhiskySteve.

Afternoon, Mayor McCheese... what'd you smoke last night? Don't think you ever said.

It was a Espinosa EO 21 toro.  Not a great smoke but a decent every day cigar.

Not one I've had, but I'm sure you were glad to have a smoke. Did you have an adult beverage at said Legion?

Only a couple of soft drinks (Coors Lights).

What are you drinking that foreign swill for?

When in Rome...

I thought you were in Seacaucus?

We met there but ended up at the American Legion in Saddle Brook.

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

I guess she's not a physicist during the day.....
She may be really nice too....

[flip from jersey]

Hi WhiskySteve.

Afternoon, Mayor McCheese... what'd you smoke last night? Don't think you ever said.

It was a Espinosa EO 21 toro.  Not a great smoke but a decent every day cigar.

Not one I've had, but I'm sure you were glad to have a smoke. Did you have an adult beverage at said Legion?

Only a couple of soft drinks (Coors Lights).

What are you drinking that foreign swill for?

When in Rome...

I thought you were in Seacaucus?

We met there but ended up at the American Legion in Saddle Brook.

Was it nickel draft night?

I was advised to stick with the bottled beer.  Dish washing is not their specialty.

although while we were there, Cindy rewashed a bunch of shot glasses, and some
drink glasses, she washes them till they "feel clean"  three sink method, turbo brush with soap
in the first sink, snaitizer sink, and rinse sink(i think that's the order!).
the fact that she washes the glasses cleaned by the last shift, tells you why I drink from bottles.

[flip from jersey]

Hi WhiskySteve.

Afternoon, Mayor McCheese... what'd you smoke last night? Don't think you ever said.

It was a Espinosa EO 21 toro.  Not a great smoke but a decent every day cigar.

Not one I've had, but I'm sure you were glad to have a smoke. Did you have an adult beverage at said Legion?

Only a couple of soft drinks (Coors Lights).

What are you drinking that foreign swill for?

When in Rome...

I thought you were in Seacaucus?

We met there but ended up at the American Legion in Saddle Brook.

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

I guess she's not a physicist during the day.....
She may be really nice too....

no but she was answering the jeopardy questions sotto voce,
getting most of them right. didn't want to kill the dumb blonde stereotype.

[A Friend of Charlie]

although while we were there, Cindy rewashed a bunch of shot glasses, and some
drink glasses, she washes them till they "feel clean"  three sink method, turbo brush with soap
in the first sink, snaitizer sink, and rinse sink(i think that's the order!).
the fact that she washes the glasses cleaned by the last shift, tells you why I drink from bottles.

As a society we are too sanitized.  We need to build our immune systems back up.

[flip from jersey]

although while we were there, Cindy rewashed a bunch of shot glasses, and some
drink glasses, she washes them till they "feel clean"  three sink method, turbo brush with soap
in the first sink, snaitizer sink, and rinse sink(i think that's the order!).
the fact that she washes the glasses cleaned by the last shift, tells you why I drink from bottles.

As a society we are too sanitized.  We need to build our immune systems back up.

yeah but the view as she bends down over the sink, would then be lost!
Give me a sanitary life! 

[A Friend of Charlie]

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

I guess she's not a physicist during the day.....
She may be really nice too....

no but she was answering the jeopardy questions sotto voce,
getting most of them right. didn't want to kill the dumb blonde stereotype.

• She was cute
• I don't think she was dumb at all
• I don't think she was really blond at all

[South Carolina Redfish]

although while we were there, Cindy rewashed a bunch of shot glasses, and some
drink glasses, she washes them till they "feel clean"  three sink method, turbo brush with soap
in the first sink, snaitizer sink, and rinse sink(i think that's the order!).
the fact that she washes the glasses cleaned by the last shift, tells you why I drink from bottles.

As a society we are too sanitized.  We need to build our immune systems back up.

yeah but the view as she bends down over the sink, would then be lost!
Give me a sanitary life! 

But does she have a flat head where you can sit your beer on it?

[A Friend of Charlie]

although while we were there, Cindy rewashed a bunch of shot glasses, and some
drink glasses, she washes them till they "feel clean"  three sink method, turbo brush with soap
in the first sink, snaitizer sink, and rinse sink(i think that's the order!).
the fact that she washes the glasses cleaned by the last shift, tells you why I drink from bottles.

As a society we are too sanitized.  We need to build our immune systems back up.

yeah but the view as she bends down over the sink, would then be lost!
Give me a sanitary life! 

Touché, I caught that too.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

I guess she's not a physicist during the day.....
She may be really nice too....

no but she was answering the jeopardy questions sotto voce,
getting most of them right. didn't want to kill the dumb blonde stereotype.

• She was cute
• I don't think she was dumb at all
• I don't think she was really blond at all

All irevellant , did you or did you not get a BJ?  T

[A Friend of Charlie]

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

I guess she's not a physicist during the day.....
She may be really nice too....

no but she was answering the jeopardy questions sotto voce,
getting most of them right. didn't want to kill the dumb blonde stereotype.

• She was cute
• I don't think she was dumb at all
• I don't think she was really blond at all

All irevellant , did you or did you not get a BJ?  T

NEGATIVE!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Was it nickel draft night?

drafts are a dollar, bottle $2.25, had a cute blonde bartender serving us.
last week bought 5 people drinks, got $10 back from a $20.

I guess she's not a physicist during the day.....
She may be really nice too....

no but she was answering the jeopardy questions sotto voce,
getting most of them right. didn't want to kill the dumb blonde stereotype.

• She was cute
• I don't think she was dumb at all
• I don't think she was really blond at all

All irevellant , did you or did you not get a BJ?  T

NEGATIVE!

Then she served no useful purpose

[South Carolina Redfish]

One hour to go, Jeez I am ready to go home.

[BackyardSmoker]

Tide is rolling out!

Nothing quite like the smell of low tide... *barf*