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[dwgbryant]

Morning BD.  Got my USB port filled, so I'm good to go.

Is that code for butt sex?

Nope, my wife bought a rechargeable mini magic wand vibrator that needs to be plugged into a USB port to recharge. Charging your vibrator in your computers USB port just seems a little silly to me..  Now butt sex, "that's a completely different story...!"

Dad you drunk?

Nope, not at the moment.  I was thinking about finding a cigar and some whiskey this afternoon before making supper..

Afternoon BD and all....

Are you staying out of trouble TD...? 

Up till now...but the day is young.  And You???

I'm trying to start some trouble with my wife, but she's not biting...

Feelin' frisky, huh... must have some new accessories you're wanting to try. 

A few weeks ago, we got into a big fight.  During the fight she said she doesn't like doing allot of the same things that I like to do.  I said, "that's fine, do what you like to do and don't worry about what I like to do."  In the heat of the argument she said,"I'm never going to wear those costumes again either..!"  Today she asked, "Do you have any money saved up...?"  I said, "Maybe, what's on your mind...?"  She said, "I've got next weekend off, do you want to get away for the weekend...?"  I said, "That does sound nice.  Maybe we could stop along the way at a couple of bars..?  Oh wait, I forgot, you don't like going to bars..!  You know, you could take some of your costumes and wear them in the motel room... Oh wait, "your not doing that any more either.."  Well, maybe we would take a drive down by the lake.  Oh wait, you don't like bugs do you...!"  You know, "That trip your thinking of doesn't sound like much fun to me at all..?  It just sounds like me spending allot of money for nothing. So now that I think of it, going out of town for the weekend doesn't sound any good at all...!"

I bet that went over big!
did you ask if she had any ideas of what she wanted to do?

hello Dad.

She only asked if I wanted to get away for the weekend.  After I sort of said it doesn't sound like much fun for me, she flashed her robe open and said, "maybe we could find some woods to take a walk in?"

always nice to take a woman into the woods and kiss her between the limbs.

[dwgbryant]

okay, I have to sweep and vacuum. my new broom has Edge Bumpers.

[flip from jersey]

don't know if we started the day with these, from my buddy Bruce's site:
For Mar 05:
In 1836 - Samuel Colt patents the first production-model revolver, the .34-caliber.

In 1933 - Great Depression: President Franklin D. Roosevelt declares a "bank holiday", closing all U.S. banks and freezing all financial transactions.

In 1946 - Winston Churchill coins the phrase "Iron Curtain" in his speech at Westminster College, Missouri.

In 1970 - The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty goes into effect after ratification by 43 nations.

In 1974 - Yom Kippur War: Israeli forces withdraw from the west bank of the Suez Canal. ~ Thankfully, the whole Middle East mess is finally resolved.

[flip from jersey]

Notable Birthdays:
In 1908 - Rex Harrison, English actor (d. 1990)
In 1927 - Jack Cassidy, American actor (d. 1976)
In 1955 - Penn Jillette, American magician, juggler, comedian, musician, inventor, actor, and best-selling author
Notable Deaths:
In 254 - A pope
In 1953 - Joseph Stalin, Russian marshal and politician, 3rd leader of the Soviet Union (b. 1878)
In 1963 - Patsy Cline, American singer-songwriter (b. 1932)
In 1974 - Billy De Wolfe, American actor (b. 1907)
In 1980 - Jay Silverheels, Canadian actor (b. 1912) ~ Tonto
In 1982 - John Belushi, American actor (b. 1949)
In 1984 - William Powell, American actor (b. 1892)
Holidays:
Multiple Personality Day

[razgueado]

Physical therapy time.  Catch you all on the mobile.

Later Raz, hope the tits are nice! 

Not particularly, but she did spend a lot of time feeling my screws.

[flip from jersey]

still all horked up, got to go clean the driveway and walks...

[razgueado]

Physical therapy time.  Catch you all on the mobile.

Go ahead and insult the PT while you are there and see what pain he can come up with to induce.

Wouldn't hapoen. SHE has a sense of humor.

[Travellin Dave]

I need to go boil some noodles...  Be back later, maybe..

That's what you're calling it now?

[South Carolina Redfish]

45 degrees and sunny so time to light up, still windy though. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Intemperance compliments of the Fish.   Little bitty skinny band on it.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Intemperance compliments of the Fish.   Little bitty skinny band on it.

Don't those skinny bands annoy you?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Intemperance compliments of the Fish.   Little bitty skinny band on it.

Don't those skinny bands annoy you?

I am a simple man and like simple things.  Good Cigar.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Interview went well - now a waiting game for the second interview.  Expect to hear early next week as the hiring manager is out today and tomorrow.

That sounds good.  I'm very impressed with how quickly you made things happen.  (TNWSS)

[South Carolina Redfish]

Being as slow as it is what are folks favorite bands?   San Cristobal has long been mine but the Warhead is right there with it now.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Interview went well - now a waiting game for the second interview.  Expect to hear early next week as the hiring manager is out today and tomorrow.

That sounds good.  I'm very impressed with how quickly you made things happen.  (TNWSS)

+1.